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 Topic: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!

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  • Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     OP - October 14, 2011, 09:45 AM


    They have a uniform, they almost single handedly keep Stella Artois in business, and if it wasn't for them, JD Sports would have closed down years ago. Yes, we are talking chavs. There is a bit of chav in everyone, find out how dangerously close you are to being one!

    http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #1 - October 14, 2011, 09:53 AM
    "You are 30% chav!" jawdrop
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #2 - October 14, 2011, 09:55 AM
    17%

    But a lot of the questions were bogus, so I'm no doubt even less.  Afro
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #3 - October 14, 2011, 09:58 AM
    I don't even know what half the questions are referring to. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #4 - October 14, 2011, 10:03 AM
    You are 43% chav! and I don't even know what a chav is but from the quiz I take it to be a wannabe player of some sorts.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #5 - October 14, 2011, 10:32 AM
    You are 22% chav


    I bet all the pakis here are going to be like 60-70% chav, they're so crass and uncultured even if the pakis don't think they're chavs, its in our blood to be dumbasses
    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #6 - October 14, 2011, 10:35 AM

    And I'm a paki

    edit: Url doesn't work, but the result was 2% And btw that test was retarded. I'm too canadian to even know what that shit means.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #7 - October 14, 2011, 10:45 AM
    I'm 22% a chav bruv
    n = 0 : n + [1,1,1...]
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #8 - October 14, 2011, 10:58 AM
    17%

    But you don't need to be a chav to think Marks & Sparks is overpriced, refer to a sofa as a 'settee', drink Stella or eat  Pot Noodle. Cheesy
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #9 - October 14, 2011, 11:21 AM
    Quote from: Ferrero on October 14, 2011, 10:58 AM
    But you don't need to be a chav to... drink Stella


    Stella makes bat piss look good.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #10 - October 14, 2011, 11:35 AM
    28% !!! ahahaahaha  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #11 - October 14, 2011, 12:39 PM
    Oh God, I got 50% chav and I'm not even a limey  Cheesy
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #12 - October 14, 2011, 12:40 PM
    25% chav  wacko I thought it'd be far more than that. Some of the questions are stupid too, almost every smoker I know smokes BnH silver and who doesn't dream of 'souping' up a car?
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #13 - October 14, 2011, 12:52 PM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on October 14, 2011, 12:40 PM
    Some of the questions are stupid too, almost every smoker I know smokes BnH silver


    I thought the clipping coupons one was particularly dumb-- lots of people do that, even some folks who are relatively well-off professionals do.

    Quote
    and who doesn't dream of 'souping' up a car?


    Me. That was one of the questions I answered "No" too. I want a nice car, but the days of me wanting to put a big tail pipe, mag wheels and spoiler on my Saturn SL-2 are long gone.
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #14 - October 14, 2011, 12:52 PM

    Since when was Stella a chav drink.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #15 - October 14, 2011, 12:55 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on October 14, 2011, 11:21 AM
    Stella makes bat piss look good.


    As far as the high street lagers are concerned, its not the worst, but then thats not a really high standard.

    A cold, cold Stella on a hot day is kind of refreshing.

    I thought Red Stripe was the Chav choice of lager, but then thats more expensive.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #16 - October 14, 2011, 01:22 PM
    You are 24% chav!

    noooooooo
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    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #17 - October 14, 2011, 01:23 PM
    Quote from: billy on October 14, 2011, 12:52 PM
    Since when was Stella a chav drink.


    It's a yuppie drink here.  wacko
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #18 - October 14, 2011, 01:35 PM
    Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on October 14, 2011, 12:52 PM
    Me. That was one of the questions I answered "No" too. I want a nice car, but the days of me wanting to put a big tail pipe, mag wheels and spoiler on my Saturn SL-2 are long gone.



    Eeew what an ugly looking car. If it wasn't for my obsession with cars I'd have been able to answer "No" to the stolen car question.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #19 - October 14, 2011, 01:42 PM
    33% chav! Embarrassed
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #20 - October 14, 2011, 01:54 PM
    9%...I feel so dirty, brap brap.
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #21 - October 14, 2011, 02:39 PM
    You are 37% chav!

     Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #22 - October 14, 2011, 02:43 PM
    33% dance

    I have never stepped foot in the UK and only heard the word "chav" from watching Dr Who and Little Britain, but hey I love Vicki Pollard Cheesy
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #23 - October 14, 2011, 03:25 PM
    I got 7%. But some of those questions shouldn't really count. And like others, I had no idea what most of them were talking about!
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #24 - October 14, 2011, 04:04 PM
    Got 9 % too. Not bad....
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #25 - October 14, 2011, 04:10 PM
    Quote from: allat on October 14, 2011, 02:43 PM
    33% dance

    I have never stepped foot in the UK and only heard the word "chav" from watching Dr Who and Little Britain, but hey I love Vicki Pollard Cheesy


    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Chav might be similar to what Yanks call "Trailer trash" - is that the right term?
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #26 - October 14, 2011, 04:14 PM
    ^That may well be. In the Netherlands we call those people "Tokkies" (say: tockeys) after a film about a family with that name  Wink
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #27 - October 14, 2011, 04:27 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on October 14, 2011, 04:10 PM
    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Chav might be similar to what Yanks call "Trailer trash" - is that the right term?


    Yeah I think that's correct. Wonder what the root of the word "chav" is.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #28 - October 14, 2011, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on October 14, 2011, 04:10 PM
    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Chav might be similar to what Yanks call "Trailer trash" - is that the right term?


    Or white trash. Or in certain parts of New England "swamp yankees" or when it comes to Italian-Americans "guidos" or "goombahs" or when it comes to Southerners or country folk or right-wing racists, "rednecks"

    But yeah I'd say white trash is the closest term we got to chav.
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a Chav? Take The Chav Test!
     Reply #29 - October 14, 2011, 04:45 PM
    I'm 22% chav.

    Quote from: Hassan on October 14, 2011, 04:10 PM
    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Chav might be similar to what Yanks call "Trailer trash" - is that the right term?

    I think that's what the original meaning was, but in recent times I've seen the word being tastelessly used as a slur against people from poorer backgrounds in general -- usually by the Daily Mail crowd.
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