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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #150 - January 22, 2012, 10:19 PM
    dont be a  Cat fight.. be a  001_wub

     popcorn
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #151 - January 22, 2012, 10:26 PM
    You love it.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #152 - January 22, 2012, 10:26 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 09:37 PM
    Don't believe in everything you hear from social experiments because even scientifically they are not fool proof. But common sense and experience should tie in with this as well. And of course this is but generalization.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoKA-a5vEEc


    that documentary tried to make beauty relative and it doesn't seem to apply to everyone
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #153 - January 22, 2012, 10:27 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on January 22, 2012, 10:18 PM
    Can you all stop arguing about nothing and just stick to the thread topic.  

    Thy wish is my command!

    How to Fail at Picking Up Chicks

    Use the following lines:

    • “I don’t have a penis… Want to check if I’m lying?”

    • “Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?”

    • “Grab your coat love, I’ve got a knife…”

    • “Do you think most guys think with their dicks?”
      <most likely to reply with yes>
      “Well how’d you like to blow my mind?”

    • “Do you want half a cocktail?”
      *unzips flies*

    • “Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you, and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.”
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #154 - January 22, 2012, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 10:16 PM
    It seems to me the majority of arX's forum contributions involve sharing his delicious musical passions and that he very rarely ventures into these shit-slinging dramas. Unlike you, Drama Queen. That's why I'm asking you what the fuck you're talking about calling him a troll.


    He was trolling in this thread. I've never spoken to him before.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #155 - January 22, 2012, 10:29 PM
    I have a question for Berberella. Would you date a guy who doesnt earn much?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #156 - January 22, 2012, 10:30 PM
    Quote from: mchawking on January 22, 2012, 10:26 PM
    that documentary tried to make beauty relative and it doesn't seem to apply to everyone


    Yeah I agree.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #157 - January 22, 2012, 10:32 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 10:29 PM
    I have a question for Berberella. Would you date a guy who doesnt earn much?

    Changed your mind about submitting that CV? Wink Or are you asking for a friend?! Tongue
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #158 - January 22, 2012, 10:32 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPOXThfB8P0
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #159 - January 22, 2012, 10:33 PM
    He simply comes across as gay…
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #160 - January 22, 2012, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:27 PM
    • “Do you think most guys think with their dicks?”
      <most likely to reply with yes>
      “Well how’d you like to blow my mind?”


    LOL!
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #161 - January 22, 2012, 10:39 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 06:15 PM
    Don't use shit lines.

    What’s a shit line to you?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #162 - January 22, 2012, 10:41 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 10:29 PM
    I have a question for Berberella. Would you date a guy who doesnt earn much?


    Yes. As long as he had some ambition.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #163 - January 22, 2012, 10:42 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:39 PM
    What’s a shit line to you?


    Get your coat love you've pulled.

    You're so beautiful.

    You're so sexy.

    I been hoping to talk to you all night,  (err no you haven't fucker, you just saw me walking past)

    Cheesy lines that are unoriginal.  New cheese is funnier for originality at least.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #164 - January 22, 2012, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:39 PM
    What’s a shit line to you?

    Pretty much all lines are shit. Very rarely are they original or funny.

    You know what a really great line is?

    "Hi."
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #165 - January 22, 2012, 10:47 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:32 PM
    Changed your mind about submitting that CV? Wink Or are you asking for a friend?! Tongue


    lol... In all honestly I doubt that would work. She's considerably older I believe (which I'm open about) but I doubt she'd be cool with that. We live far apart. I think she's got a nice personality so far from what I've read. But we'd have to meet and get to know each other more for me to say this with certainty. And I havent been on my normal behaviour here. I'm quite introverted IRL mostly because I choose to be so. The other hip hop forums I tend to simultaneously be on as well while online tends to have really mean vulgar dudes. And I can't help but carry that on when posting here as well. And before I make it seem like I'm putting much thought into this, I'll stop. lol

    Though she says shes lonely. And I'm hella lonely. And I could seriously use a good woman in my life. And I sincerely think, based on all the topics I read from her so far. That she needs a good man too(which is what I had said earlier, but it seemed sarcastic). I do think we could possibly be online friends considering she's already willing enough to put some of herself here.

    The thing is I don't want to seem like a creep trying to attempt to friend her.

    Yeah I think I said too much.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #166 - January 22, 2012, 10:49 PM
    hay I just wanted to say hi. {depending on her response} so what are you up to? If you're not doing anything I going for a drink (bar name) want to join me?

    Thats on the streets.

    In a bar

    I'll just go over and sit next to them/her and start talking.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #167 - January 22, 2012, 10:52 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 10:43 PM
    Pretty much all lines are shit. Very rarely are they original or funny.

    You know what a really great line is?

    "Hi."

    That’s what everyone says, but I am a master at that line. It engages the attention… but it’s what comes afterwards that’s the problem! mysmilie_977
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #168 - January 22, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Well, what do you want to say?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #169 - January 22, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 10:41 PM
    Yes. As long as he had some ambition.




    Cool.

    See that's the problem I have with trying to date girls. I feel like it would be a great financial strain to have a girlfriend. I simply barely manage my own expenses.

    The only solution is to find a girl who doesnt expect you to put in your cash. How do I find such a girl?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #170 - January 22, 2012, 10:56 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 10:55 PM
    The only solution is to find a girl who doesnt expect you to put in your cash. How do I find such a girl?

    Date an extremely old, rich woman?

    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 10:42 PM

    Get your coat love you've pulled. I’ve got a knife and I’ll use it if you scream.

    You're so beautiful you could be a hand model!

    You're so sexy that I’d worship you like a goddess… if I was into women at all…

    I been hoping to talk to you all night because I had to tell you I think your Dad is a thief. No, he didn’t steal all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes… I actually caught him outside, trying to nick my bike!

    Cheesy lines that are unoriginal.  New cheese is funnier for originality at least.


    Are those any improvement on the originals? Tongue

    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Well, what do you want to say?

    “You seem fun, interesting and attractive. I’d like to get to know you better to see if we’re compatible.” You can’t ACTUALLY say that though.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #171 - January 22, 2012, 11:00 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 10:47 PM
    lol... In all honestly I doubt that would work. She's considerably older I believe (which I'm open about) but I doubt she'd be cool with that. We live far apart. I think she's got a nice personality so far from what I've read. But we'd have to meet and get to know each other more for me to say this with certainty. And I havent been on my normal behaviour here. I'm quite introverted IRL mostly because I choose to be so. The other hip hop forums I tend to simultaneously be on as well while online tends to have really mean vulgar dudes. And I can't help but carry that on when posting here as well. And before I make it seem like I'm putting much thought into this, I'll stop. lol

    Though she says shes lonely. And I'm hella lonely. And I could seriously use a good woman in my life. And I sincerely think, based on all the topics I read from her so far. That she needs a good man too(which is what I had said earlier, but it seemed sarcastic). I do think we could possibly be online friends considering she's already willing enough to put some of herself here.

    The thing is I don't want to seem like a creep trying to attempt to friend her.

    Yeah I think I said too much.


    I think maybe you did.   penguins


    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:52 PM
    That’s what everyone says, but I am a master at that line. It engages the attention… but it’s what comes afterwards that’s the problem! mysmilie_977


    which brings me to another piece of advice.

    If you go up and manage to pluck up the courage to say hi, don't panic at that point and walk off because words have now escaped your head. If you give in to the flight instinct you will have failed. 

    There will be no point in returning to try again.


    Although......saying that my ex husband walked off twice before finally plucking up the courage on the 3rd try to ask for my number.  Grin

    so maybe this is shit advice. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #172 - January 22, 2012, 11:01 PM
    Get club going friends. Go out to clubs with them. Mingle in a crowd. Before you guys leave, get the girls' hp nos or facebook profiles. This type of thing requires experience that comes with interaction. You cant learn it through mere reading of words.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #173 - January 22, 2012, 11:02 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 11:00 PM
    I think maybe you did.   penguins


    It would be sweet if you had ignored that. I was already LMAO-ing for typing that.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #174 - January 22, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Cool.

    See that's the problem I have with trying to date girls. I feel like it would be a great financial strain to have a girlfriend. I simply barely manage my own expenses.

    The only solution is to find a girl who doesnt expect you to put in your cash. How do I find such a girl?


    You know not all girls are money hungry you know.  You need to wipe that from your head.

    Most girls I know are happy to have him take her on a picnic, which is cheap, and do things that don't cost much, like walks, and cooked meals with great conversation. 

    There doesn't have to be any financial strain. 

    Girls like that are everywhere because girls are frikken normal. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #175 - January 22, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 10:56 PM
    “You seem fun, interesting and attractive. I’d like to get to know you better to see if we’re compatible.” You can’t ACTUALLY say that though.

    Because it's probably not genuine. How do you know if she's fun and interesting?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #176 - January 22, 2012, 11:04 PM
    I was walking past a guy in a club and he goes "Excuse me, you dropped something..." I did a double take, was about to turn around and check, and he goes "... my jaw."

    I thought it was pretty clever. It made me smile.

    Compare that to: "Nice ass. Like two puppies in a bag."
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #177 - January 22, 2012, 11:06 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 11:00 PM
    If you go up and manage to pluck up the courage to say hi, don't panic at that point and walk off because words have now escaped your head. If you give in to the flight instinct you will have failed.  

    There will be no point in returning to try again.


    Actually no. I believe that, if you are really stuck and the situation is such that the girl is getting her alarm on, its best to just walk off. Some girls would still wait to get your response. Others might be permantly annoyed. Depends on the girl. As for the guy, he should try to keep it going. If he's totally blank? I think its best to walk off.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #178 - January 22, 2012, 11:08 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 11:00 PM
    If you go up and manage to pluck up the courage to say hi, don't panic at that point and walk off because words have now escaped your head. If you give in to the flight instinct you will have failed.



    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Because it's probably not genuine. How do you know if she's fun and interesting?

    Because she’s doing fun stuff and having a good time. Perhaps she wears interesting clothes and doesn’t dress like all the other idiots you see freezing their arse off outside? Etc.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #179 - January 22, 2012, 11:09 PM
    Just talk. I end up talking about something factual if all else fails. I am just used to talking I guess even though I am an introvert, and a enjoy being hermit like.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
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