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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #210 - January 22, 2012, 11:43 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 11:41 PM
    How many times have you actually been rejected?

    All of them! Cheesy

    Hey, we answered the thread! How to fail at picking up chicks: do what I do and don’t do!
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #211 - January 22, 2012, 11:46 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on January 22, 2012, 11:42 PM
    You cant get any girl to fall on your lap and why do you have to let it bother you to the extent of changing moves that will lead you to another fruitless search which at the end it will make you feel like  shit



    No bro you see I feel like there might be a possibility that the fault was on me and things could be different based on my approach. As you can see, the discussion going on, is about starting a conversation. That might work. Its a little too randomn to simply ask just for the no.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #212 - January 22, 2012, 11:49 PM
    If you’re really that bothered and can put the work in…

    Player Guide.

    “Remember, chit chatting about clubs and work school is something she can do with anyone, but someone who can lead her into a state of arousal or at least romantic interest is hard to come by. You have to set yourself apart from the other guys by minimising the small talk and asking questions which can lead her into a romantic state.”
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #213 - January 22, 2012, 11:51 PM
    Sorry gotta go for now. This topic is possibly the most fruitful thing ever.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #214 - January 22, 2012, 11:54 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 11:43 PM
    All of them! Cheesy

    But you're not learning anything from it. It's just reinforcing your depression. Validating your existence. Break the cycle. Turn a negative into a positive. Sounds trite, but that's how confidence works. It's not an entirely natural inclination. Some of the most outwardly confident people are full of doubts and anxiety. You've just gotta make the positives habitual rather than the negatives. It takes the same amount of effort to be feel good as it does to be miserable.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #215 - January 22, 2012, 11:59 PM
    This world is so tedious. I honestly think its better to keep to myself. I don't like the drama that comes with a relationship too.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #216 - January 23, 2012, 12:00 AM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 11:54 PM
    But you're not learning anything from it. It's just reinforcing your depression. Validating your existence. Break the cycle. Turn a negative into a positive. Sounds trite, but that's how confidence works. It's not an entirely natural inclination. Some of the most outwardly confident people are full of doubts and anxiety. You've just gotta make the positives habitual rather than the negatives. It takes the same amount of effort to be feel good as it does to be miserable.

    …but how?! Everyone says ‘Do this’, hell even I know to do that! But no–one seems to be able to tell me how! finmad
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #217 - January 23, 2012, 12:18 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 23, 2012, 12:00 AM
    …but how?! Everyone says ‘Do this’, hell even I know to do that! But no–one seems to be able to tell me how! finmad

    Rather than ask how to be confident, ask how not to be depressed. Depression is the affliction. And it's born almost entirely of your own self-absorption. That is, your own obsession with yourself. I, Me, Myself. You need to broaden your focus. Break out of your quagmire of self-inflicted misery. Because that's what it is. It's all you. Selfish you. And it'll bring others down too.

    Focus more on others. Appreciate others. Help others. Let them into your life. Kiss a baby. Stroke a puppy. Help an elderly lady to cross the road. Get fit. Get active. Sleep regularly. You wont even have time to be depressed. It takes effort to be depressed.

    All the good advice you hear, all the same old trite shit people say, there is some truth to it. Fitness especially. Healthy body, healthy mind. It's often just lazy, throw-away advice. But it's good, solid, sound, tried, tested, proven advice. It just depends if you wanna hear it or not.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #218 - January 23, 2012, 12:28 AM
    .. like this.. sloshed

     Snap out of it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #219 - January 23, 2012, 12:48 AM
    Cheesy
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #220 - January 23, 2012, 03:35 AM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 06:40 PM
    How to get chicks?

    Drive to the club in a fancy sports car. Wear high end clothing. Have a reservation already in place at the VIP section. Open up expensive bottles.

    +1
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #221 - January 23, 2012, 04:11 AM
    That in my books would be the biggest turn off Tongue
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #222 - January 23, 2012, 04:17 AM
    I don't know if this has been posted, but do not go up to someone and say "You are so much hotter than her" (or in variations, you're so much cooler than all of the rest of the sluts, more interesting, etc.). We know you are just trying to play the lowest trick in the book by trying to incite "female competition," and moreover that you say that to every girl you speak to. Not cool.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #223 - January 23, 2012, 04:27 AM
    Also, when someone does not want to dance or go somewhere with you, do not say something like "what, are you afraid?" Uhh no, you're just a troll. 

    The pushier you are, the more chicks will hate you. And do not try to use guilt to get someone to hang out with you (i.e. "come on, this party will die if you leave...")

    If your friend brings a chick home for a one-night stand, after they are done fucking do not try to get that chick to fuck you too.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #224 - January 23, 2012, 08:59 AM
    Quote
    If your friend brings a chick home for a one-night stand, after they are done fucking do not try to get that chick to fuck you too.


    Uggh...I fuckin hate that if some guys do that.

    One time ago when i was at my old flat, i invited a chick to my place for one night stand and told my ex room mate to excuse us and sleep at the sitting room on a long couch which he did, all the while the fucker was outside waiting for me to be through so that he can come in and have his own piece of action, as soon as i came out of the room, he was like "sup? hook me up?", i was like "Excuse me,i didnt hear you quite enough?" And he was like "come on, am your friend, hook me up"

    I told him "Dont get it twisted bro, she is not a hooker". As a result of that, he got angry with me because i refused to share, like as if the chick would agree Roll Eyes
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #225 - January 23, 2012, 09:21 AM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on January 23, 2012, 12:48 AM
    I wouldn't mind being rejected no matter how many times it happens. There's always other girls. But the problem with me is that I'm a recluse so finding any girl I'd want to date is impossible since I don't ever see or come across any and just spend time at work or home. There's also the problem of my parents who would go crazy if they found out I have a girlfriend, and I can't really hide things from them.


    Wait....you're a man?  Didn't you report me in the mods forum for not posting any naked men in the naked men thread??
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #226 - January 23, 2012, 10:14 AM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on January 23, 2012, 08:59 AM
    Uggh...I fuckin hate that if some guys do that.

    One time ago when i was at my old flat, i invited a chick to my place for one night stand and told my ex room mate to excuse us and sleep at the sitting room on a long couch which he did, all the while the fucker was outside waiting for me to be through so that he can come in and have his own piece of action, as soon as i came out of the room, he was like "sup? hook me up?", i was like "Excuse me,i didnt hear you quite enough?" And he was like "come on, am your friend, hook me up"

    I told him "Dont get it twisted bro, she is not a hooker". As a result of that, he got angry with me because i refused to share, like as if the chick would agree Roll Eyes


     Cheesy
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #227 - January 23, 2012, 10:18 AM
    Quote from: zoomi on January 23, 2012, 04:27 AM
    Also, when someone does not want to dance or go somewhere with you, do not say something like "what, are you afraid?" Uhh no, you're just a troll. 

    The pushier you are, the more chicks will hate you. And do not try to use guilt to get someone to hang out with you (i.e. "come on, this party will die if you leave...")

    If your friend brings a chick home for a one-night stand, after they are done fucking do not try to get that chick to fuck you too.


    lol where do you keep finding such losers?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #228 - January 23, 2012, 10:45 AM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 11:13 PM
    How can you "just talk" if you are an introvert? As an introvert I need to get past my awkwardness and shyness to feel comfortable.


    As an introvert, I find talking tedious, I am not scared to talk though.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #229 - January 23, 2012, 11:03 AM
    Quote from: zoomi on January 23, 2012, 04:27 AM

    If your friend brings a chick home for a one-night stand, after they are done fucking do not try to get that chick to fuck you too.


    LOL I forgot about this one Grin 



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #230 - January 23, 2012, 11:05 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 23, 2012, 10:45 AM
    As an introvert, I find talking tedious, I am not scared to talk though.


    I love to talk.  With the right crowd of people, or the right amount of alcohol I am extremely talkative, and have even been accused of dominating conversations  (I disagree though, that accusation shocks me Grin ).

    But I hate small talk.  It's get boring and I;d rather be doing something else.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #231 - January 23, 2012, 11:10 AM
    Mind you, you can ignore every bit of advice on this thread and just go to McKluskys for the night and you can be sure you will pick up a chick.....along with an sti or std.

    Even better, you only need to dish out 1 drink.

    Even better than that, you don't even need to go to the club, you can just turn up at the end of the night, wait for the girls to come out, and then make your move.  (Can I just say, this is about as off putting as anything could be.  If a man hits on me as I am leaving the club, he has made the worst fucking mistake he could have since that reeks of last minute, sperm loaded desperation) but at that bar/club meat market, that would work.  vomit  just not on me or anyone with an ounce of self respect.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #232 - January 23, 2012, 11:36 AM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on January 23, 2012, 08:59 AM
    Uggh...I fuckin hate that if some guys do that.

    One time ago when i was at my old flat, i invited a chick to my place for one night stand and told my ex room mate to excuse us and sleep at the sitting room on a long couch which he did, all the while the fucker was outside waiting for me to be through so that he can come in and have his own piece of action, as soon as i came out of the room, he was like "sup? hook me up?", i was like "Excuse me,i didnt hear you quite enough?" And he was like "come on, am your friend, hook me up"

    I told him "Dont get it twisted bro, she is not a hooker". As a result of that, he got angry with me because i refused to share, like as if the chick would agree Roll Eyes


    Oh god, apparently this is more common than I thought Tongue
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #233 - January 23, 2012, 11:37 AM
    There are guys out there who use pick-up lines? wacko like actual real people?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #234 - January 23, 2012, 11:42 AM
    Can`t even remember the last time I went to a real club. Probably was years ago. Not my scene.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #235 - January 23, 2012, 11:46 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 23, 2012, 11:10 AM
    Mind you, you can ignore every bit of advice on this thread and just go to McKluskys for the night and you can be sure you will pick up a chick.....along with an sti or std.

    Even better, you only need to dish out 1 drink.

    Even better than that, you don't even need to go to the club, you can just turn up at the end of the night, wait for the girls to come out, and then make your move.  (Can I just say, this is about as off putting as anything could be.  If a man hits on me as I am leaving the club, he has made the worst fucking mistake he could have since that reeks of last minute, sperm loaded desperation) but at that bar/club meat market, that would work.  vomit  just not on me or anyone with an ounce of self respect.


    There are lurkers out there who literally turn up maybe an hour before close, stay completely sober, just to watch for the drunkest girls and pounce when the bar is about to close.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #236 - January 23, 2012, 11:56 AM
    Quote from: zoomi on January 23, 2012, 11:46 AM
    There are lurkers out there who literally turn up maybe an hour before close, stay completely sober, just to watch for the drunkest girls and pounce when the bar is about to close.


    At least they go into the club.  My brothers (both) and their friends actually go when it is about to close and wait outside for the pouncing to begin.

    I have insulted him to the high heavens over this, but his friends refer to women as gash, so really, this move isn't that despicably surprising.  Think my brother has learned now though.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #237 - January 23, 2012, 12:13 PM
    Gross. If my brother did that I would slap him senseless! (Though I have to say he is a complete gentleman, and is marrying the first girl he ever dated this summer, after dating her for 9 years Smiley )
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #238 - January 23, 2012, 12:50 PM
    Quote from: zoomi on January 23, 2012, 11:36 AM
    Oh god, apparently this is more common than I thought Tongue


    Its a common thing for a typical mussulmans who are raised in a misogynist society.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #239 - January 23, 2012, 06:39 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 23, 2012, 12:18 AM
    Focus more on others. Appreciate others. Help others. Let them into your life. Kiss a baby. Stroke a puppy. Help an elderly lady to cross the road. Get fit. Get active. Sleep regularly. You wont even have time to be depressed.


    It may not seem it from my posts in this thread, but I do. In fact, that’s all I do. That’s all I’ve ever done! I think at 36 years of age, I should really start thinking about myself for once?
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