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 Topic: The Chess Thread

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #210 - May 22, 2012, 02:08 PM
    Quote from: chepea on May 22, 2012, 09:50 AM
    c) If possible, you somehow "castle" without actually castling. For instance, moving your king, moving your rook, moving your king again, etc etc until they get to the right spots. If you do this, ask your opponent to make reversible moves, like randomly move a knight back and forth till you get your rook and your king where they should be. < If you want to do this, your opponent MUST agree. No refusals, sorry.


    This is an impossible maneuver in most circumstances, but I admire the creativity.  Grin
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #211 - May 22, 2012, 08:37 PM
    @Asbie,

    No snark please. Smiley

    And yeah, I was quite proud of that when I thought of it grin12
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #212 - May 22, 2012, 11:46 PM
    Anyone fancy a quick game with me? I’ve set up a Quickmatch. You simply have to accept to start it…
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #213 - May 23, 2012, 12:55 AM
    MEEEEEEEE ME ME ME dance
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #214 - May 24, 2012, 09:03 AM
    I played my game with Sprout
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #215 - May 24, 2012, 11:12 AM
    Ooooh! Good job! Congrats to you, and hopefully you'll win next time Sprout! (Unless you're playing me next time, in which case I hope I crush all your hopes and dreams. yes)

    I have yet to play my game with Asbie. Zooby's exams are finishing today I think...
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #216 - May 25, 2012, 11:58 PM
    Just a reminder: 2 hours left, Zooby & Kodanshi..

    If you guys don't play by the deadline, I'm recording it as a loss for both of you. Grin
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #217 - May 26, 2012, 04:05 AM
    k you guys have till tomorrow morning, or whenever I wake up and make the new list, so..yeah Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #218 - May 26, 2012, 10:26 AM
    Thank you! We both missed it last night. We’ll try and get on it ASAP.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #219 - May 26, 2012, 03:37 PM
    Okey dokey alley okey Smiley
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #220 - May 26, 2012, 05:22 PM
    We’re done.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #221 - May 26, 2012, 05:24 PM
    K, NEW ROUNDDDD!!!!!!!! Thanks everybody for playing and congrats to the winners! Smiley

    Round 2 matrix:

    7      1     2      [challengers - BLACK]
     v     v     v
    3      5    4      [challengee - WHITE]

    In case you forgot:

    1. Chepea
    2. Zooby
    3. Asbie
    4. Clubs
    5. Sprout
    7. Kodanshi

    Remember, 5 min/move games, please. Same rules apply as before. Also, I've decided no draws (dunno if I mentioned that before), so yeah...please don't draw. Do a rematch or something, but no draws!! grin12

    New deadline: Tuesday 10 PM (just play tomorrow everybody, it's Sunday!!)

    Good luck everybody!!!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #222 - May 26, 2012, 06:01 PM
    Oh great i get to play chepea.  Pm me when you wanna play
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #223 - May 28, 2012, 01:25 AM
    Yep Sprout. yes

    OKAY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! Thanks to Asbie the Awful and Kodanshi the Kooky, draws are now allowed. Those dumboheads have undermined my authority with their blatant disregard for rules.

    From now on, I'll be morally supporting whoever is playing against either one of them. They both suck. Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #224 - May 28, 2012, 01:27 AM
    It couldn’t be helped, I’m afraid. Also, what happens if asbie and I play each other again: would you root for the both of us?
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #225 - May 28, 2012, 01:29 AM
    I'll root for you since you're not Asbie. Tongue

    And don't worry about it. Tongue I don't actually mind....
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #226 - May 28, 2012, 01:40 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on May 28, 2012, 01:27 AM
    It couldn’t be helped, I’m afraid. Also, what happens if asbie and I play each other again: would you root for the both of us?


    I think that in order to be consistent she'd have to back the draw.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #227 - May 29, 2012, 07:42 PM
    Reminder: Everybody do this please Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #228 - May 30, 2012, 02:54 AM
    Umm...I've extended this deadline to like tomorrow Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #229 - June 01, 2012, 09:14 PM
    HI OKAY SOO!! I don't think Clubs and Zooby have played, but whatever. Tongue I'm gonna do winner by %age I think so it doesn't really matter. Or it might if I decide that it matters. We'll see.

    ANYWAY!!! NEW ROUND! dance

    Round 3 matrix:

     5     7     1      [challengers - BLACK]
     v     v     v
    3      4    2      [challengee - WHITE]

    In case you forgot:

    1. Chepea
    2. Zooby
    3. Asbie
    4. Clubs
    5. Sprout
    7. Kodanshi

    Remember, 5 min/move games, please. Same rules apply as before. Smiley Smiley Good luck y'all!!

    Oh also:

    DEADLINE: TUESDAY 10 PM (I'll make an exception for myself hahaha)
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #230 - June 02, 2012, 11:33 PM
    Dudes, do this. Tongue I'm messaging all the challengers right now.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #231 - June 08, 2012, 12:13 AM
    Ummm...I'm supposed to be doing this but it's kinda hard when:

    1. People aren't playing rounds
    2. Sprout left :( (we miss you buddy!!!)

    So. Uh...yeah, whoever didn't have Sprout, PLAY THIS ROUND!

    Not to name names, but KODANSHI AND CLUBS PLAY YOUR DARN GAME ALREADY! grin12

    And I'll figure out what to do about the games ppl played against Sprout...or, one of you can just tell me? grin12 Like you guys have always done (not that I'm not supremely powerful or anything, but even Grandmistress Chepea the Great needs help sometimes).
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #232 - June 09, 2012, 11:45 PM
    Just kicked serious amounts of arse in an online blitz match. I’m usually not particularly good at Blitz. I was in The Zone Grin.

    White: Kodanshi
    Black: Armando

    1. e4 Nc6
    2. d4 d5
    3. Nc3 dxe4
    4. d5 Nb4
    5. a3 Na6
    6. Bb5+ Bd7
    7. Qe2 f5
    8. Be3 e6
    9. dxe6 Bxb5
    10. Qxb5+ Ke7
    11. Bg5+ Nf6
    12. Qxf5 Qd6
    13. Nd5+ Ke8
    14. Nxf6+ gxf6
    15. Bxf6 Rg8
    16. Rd1 Qxd1+
    17. Kxd1 Rd8+
    18. Bxd8 Kxd8
    19. Qf7 c6
    20. Qd7#

    1-0
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #233 - June 09, 2012, 11:47 PM
    Good job! What does "blitz match" mean?
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #234 - June 09, 2012, 11:50 PM
    OMG IF I CLICK THE PICTURE THE PIECES MOVE!!!!!!

    WICKED DUDE!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #235 - June 09, 2012, 11:52 PM
    One of those stupid 1–2 minutes per move matches. I don’t usually indulge in those, since I think it makes for bad chess, but my correspondence games were proving a little too slow. Haven’t heard from Clubs in a while. If he died in a gang fight do I get to win my match with him by default?

    Quote from: chepea on June 09, 2012, 11:50 PM
    OMG IF I CLICK THE PICTURE THE PIECES MOVE!!!!!!

    WICKED DUDE!

     Wink Oh yeah…
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #236 - June 09, 2012, 11:53 PM
    ^ Yes.

    Aw shucks, Zooby didn't manage to play his last match against Clubs either.  finmad WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?! Poo.

    I'll wait 1-2 more days, if not, you both win and we'll move on. With like, 4 players Cry
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #237 - June 10, 2012, 12:52 AM
    Clubs has been sick apparently.

    Get well soon baby, so we can resume this tournament.  far away hug
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #238 - June 10, 2012, 01:29 AM
    OMG!!! :(
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #239 - June 10, 2012, 02:23 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 01:29 AM
    OMG!!! :(


    yes....  OMG!!!    look at that guy Bobby Fischer in 1956

    see that move 11  .. and he sacrifice queen   in 25th move  

    he just terrifies the other guy  and eats his king in  40th move..


    indeed it is the game of century Chick Pea...
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