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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #330 - October 31, 2013, 08:23 PM
    Has anyone ever tried using that one? It's a good one.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #331 - October 31, 2013, 08:25 PM
    ^

    The muslim will probably reply with

    "  Mashallah!! amazballs!!! he wanted to convert to Islam even though he didn't read the arabic version of the Quran. Islam is even more awesome than I thought"

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #332 - October 31, 2013, 08:26 PM
     Cheesy True.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #333 - October 31, 2013, 09:10 PM
    So you care that homosexuals must be killed? Are you saying there's nothing wrong with homosexuality? You saying it's NATURAL? Are you GAY yourself?
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #334 - November 03, 2013, 12:02 PM
    Muslim: The purpose of life is to worship God as stated in the Qur'an

    Ex: God doesn't need our worship though does he?

    Muslim: No, he states as much

    Ex: What's the point then?
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #335 - November 03, 2013, 02:06 PM
    Quote from: jvegas on October 31, 2013, 09:10 PM
    Muslim: The purpose of life is to worship God as stated in the Qur'an

    Ex: God doesn't need our worship though does he?

    Muslim: No, he states as much

    Ex: What's the point then?


     Afro Haha! Perfect! Tongue
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #336 - November 03, 2013, 06:57 PM
    ^He dont need it, you need it,  your default is hell,  prayer and everything else might make Him change his mind.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #337 - November 03, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Can you ever write an amazing book like the Quran?

    Lol
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #338 - November 03, 2013, 08:38 PM
    "300 ppl came to the deen the other day, so many ppl seeing the truth, one person leaving based on their flawed logic isn't any loss"

    Its amazing that its just a numbers competition,  you'd think if you believed someone you know will be roasted you might have some empathy.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #339 - November 04, 2013, 07:50 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on November 03, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Can you ever write an amazing book like the Quran?

    Lol


    dr seuss wrote green eggs and ham.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #340 - November 04, 2013, 07:52 PM
    Fox in Socks is my personal favorite. It's pretty miraculous if you ask me.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #341 - November 04, 2013, 08:08 PM
    and as long as we are talking about just stories in general. I think many Dr. Who episodes are better in my own opinion. David Tennent is probably a prophet.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #342 - November 05, 2013, 02:50 AM
    Quote from: Jibbs on November 03, 2013, 08:38 PM
    "300 ppl came to the deen the other day, so many ppl seeing the truth, one person leaving based on their flawed logic isn't any loss"

    Its amazing that its just a numbers competition,  you'd think if you believed someone you know will be roasted you might have some empathy.


    You should be suspicious of a religion that treats your immortal soul as a pyramid scheme.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #343 - November 05, 2013, 02:50 AM
    Quote from: Sam Brent on November 04, 2013, 08:08 PM
    and as long as we are talking about just stories in general. I think many Dr. Who episodes are better in my own opinion. David Tennent is probably a prophet.

     Afro
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #344 - November 05, 2013, 04:43 PM
    Just split out off-topic posts to the 'random thoughts' thread. Stay on topic in threads, folks, please Wink
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #345 - November 05, 2013, 11:42 PM
    Sorry Allat. I tend to do that sometimes haha Cheesy
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #346 - November 05, 2013, 11:50 PM
    Astagfirullah you must be a sufi
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #347 - November 06, 2013, 12:38 AM
    "Muhammad was not a pedophile, Aisha was maybe 13, 15, or 17, during the time of her marriage."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #348 - November 06, 2013, 12:43 AM
    On the wedding date she got 18 lol
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #349 - November 06, 2013, 01:12 AM
    You are not responsible because you are not muslim.
    "Work without hope draws nectar in a sieve, and hope without an object cannot live." -Coleridge

    http://sinofgreed.wordpress.com/
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #350 - November 06, 2013, 01:28 AM
    Muslim: I have proof God exists!
    Ex: Where's the proof?
    Muslim: *slaps face*
    Ex: Why did you do that?
    Muslim: You felt my hand on your face didn't you? But you didn't know you were gonna get slapped! Therefore this analogy demonstrates God's existence!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #351 - November 06, 2013, 01:34 AM
    Quote from: Cocoon on November 06, 2013, 01:28 AM
    Muslim: I have proof God exists!
    Ex: Where's the proof?
    Muslim: *slaps face*
    Ex: Why did you do that?
    Muslim: You felt my hand on your face didn't you? But you didn't know you were gonna get slapped! Therefore this analogy demonstrates God's existence!


    I don't get it Huh?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #352 - November 06, 2013, 01:41 AM
    ^ It's like an analogy to describe something that you don't know or can't predict and when it happens you lead to a conclusion that some other being caused it. It's something my uncle told me.  Cheesy
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #353 - November 06, 2013, 01:43 AM
    Amazing he doesn't realise how stupid that statement is..
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #354 - November 16, 2013, 03:40 PM
    Don't you feel that 'sense of peace' when you pray?

    (I got asked this once, I responded with; no, I'm at peace when I'm listening to a great piece  of music)



  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #355 - November 16, 2013, 04:28 PM
    Science is not able to reply to every question. Therefore, God exists.


  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #356 - November 16, 2013, 09:29 PM
    Muslim: We have Muhammad in history books even.
    Me: First cite your source, then give me their reference.
    Muslim: The Ahadith are the source for Muhammad.
    Me: So hearsay going across generations is a very reliable piece of evidence.
    Muslim: But muhammad is a very nice guy
    Me: Despite what he did to the Nadir Jews, the jews of Khaybar, killing of Asma bing Marwan (for criticizing him about killing Abu Afak), etc. If he was a nice then it would not mean he existed just that someone created a nice guy in their writing.
    Muslim: So you're saying he existed.
    Me: No I'm sayin....(cutoff)
    Muslim: You said "he was nice" therefore he exists

    I've had that happen before. Sometimes people just do not have good critical thinking skills.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #357 - November 21, 2013, 07:37 PM
    Shit Muslims say to non-muslims in general:

    Status on my newsfeed today


    "'If your intellect does not lead you to Islam then you have no intellect whatsoever'

     Anwar al Awlaki RA- Umar Radiallahu Anhu series."
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #358 - March 08, 2014, 01:21 AM
    You will be satans lil bitch in hell.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #359 - March 08, 2014, 01:39 AM
    Apparently those shaytans are quite good in the sack. parrot
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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