I shocked my family on Sunday
Reply #87 - September 08, 2013, 10:01 AM
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it.
I told them about when my family came,
And they tried to set me on a innocent date,
I compared the girl to a car engine,
Then I sat back like a legend.
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it.
When I told everyone what happened that day,
I was high fived,
And heavily praised,
Then some posters started digging deeper,
And they thought,
This knobhead must be smoking a reefer,
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it.
I justified my actions this way,
I said I was rebelling,
I said I exposed Islamic ways,
That I'm a real hero,
But they all looked at me as if I was a....
Zero,
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it.
Now all the other posters won't let it die,
Talking about kingsaab, yeezeevee,
Quod, Jibbs, HM and that Jedi,
They say I've got some issues,
Because I said I use women,
And treat them like tissues.
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it,
What everyone seem to quickly forget,
Is that I am knob whose ready for bed,
When I spoke of all those women I had,
I admit I...
lied!
I'm a sad geezer looking for attention,
Not to mention I've got self-esteem issues,
And have multiple personality disorder,
I think I may be having a breakdown like a car engine...
Oh, no I was just...
objectified!
I was trolling along,
On a Summer almost Autumn day,
When I posted a post,
On the CEMB page,
I wrote a loada shit,
That everyone read it...and bought it.