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  • Heaven is really Hell
     OP - July 22, 2013, 05:03 PM
    Everything that was once forbidden on earth is now perfectly ok.
    Orgies and constant sex anyway you deem fit. With multiple women you can freely rape because they have no feeling
    or emotions to protest. Every man's fantasy apparently.
    Abundance of food and alcohol to gorge on and not get fat.
    The luxury of doing nothing, no ambitions, no goals, no dreams, no.. life
    Gold, money, material items to satisfy ones greed.
    Repeating a meaningless bliss for not one hundred years, or a thousands or a billion years..an eternity.
    Think about doing the same thing for a billion years... now try to comprehend what an eternity is?
    The promise of being reunited with loved ones, but if those loved ones, be not of the chosen religion or have sinned too much then you will never
    see them again. Well then I suppose you'll just have to live without them. But since God is so merciful all memories will be wiped of them so you
    need not feel the pain anymore of longing.

    The concept of heaven, is reducing the thinking man, to living like cattle.
    Living in a field unaware of anything else except getting fat off of the grass which
    is our desires, programmed to forever enjoy that same grass day after day without change.

    How can you know joy without knowing sadness?
    How can you know comfort without knowing pain?
    How can you know love without hate?
    How can you be entertained without knowing boredom?
    How can you value wealthy without knowing poverty?
    How can you know what is a smile without knowing what it is to cry?

    We wouldn't even be longing for heaven in the first place if we did not want to escape from the pain and suffering.
    So how is it that one can live in heaven for an eternity and not forget the same thing that made them what to yearn
    for heaven in the first place.

    For some of us, what heaven offers is something we would consider a living hell of rampant desires run amuck.

    To me, the only logical way heaven could exist is only in one's own mind as to not conflict with someone else. For my idea of entertainment and bliss
    is not the same as someone who lived 400 years before me. Which means heaven is not a single place but infinite places  constructed based on how we viewed the world during our life and at the point of our death.
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #1 - July 22, 2013, 09:04 PM
    Technically it is possible to be happy for an eternity, and never be bored. All you need is that your brain be wired to be that way.
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #2 - July 22, 2013, 09:28 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffr0opfm6I4
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #3 - July 22, 2013, 11:22 PM
    I always pictured islamic heaven as the Playboy Mansion.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #4 - July 22, 2013, 11:36 PM
    Wise words from my shaikh and imam. (Not the first guy or the second guy, the third guy 001_wub )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbH-0RxRKJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #5 - July 23, 2013, 12:12 AM
    It's like a death cult started by a 12 year old anti-social who's just watched his first porno and never even said hello to a girl. Am I wrong?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #6 - July 23, 2013, 09:40 PM
    At one time I did ask someone about jannah and what was in store for women. What if I didn't want to still belong to a man and be seen as little more than a high quality houri? The answer I got was not to worry about the details of the reward of jannah. No matter what it is, Allah will make us so that we enjoy it.

    So, my thoughts, desires, and everything who makes me who I am will be removed and I'll live a life of mindless, acquiescent appeasement? Hardly something to aspire to, but better than the alternative. Avoiding the horrors of hellfire, not seeking the pleasures of paradise, was my primary motivation as a Muslim.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #7 - July 24, 2013, 03:52 AM
    When someone says, don't worry about the details you'll see when you get there.  The logical part of your brain should be sending out warning signals that something is not right.
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #8 - July 24, 2013, 04:08 AM
    No kidding  Roll Eyes
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #9 - July 24, 2013, 05:01 AM
    I can't know the sun will rise in the morning. There could be a comet coming I'm not aware of and smash the Earth out of orbit. There could be a cosmic storm that covers the world in darkness. There could be a black hole that is sucking in our solar system. However, I'm pretty sure tomorrow the sun will rise. I'm as sure there's no afterlife as much as I am the sun will rise tomorrow.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #10 - August 02, 2013, 11:11 AM
    good stuff TS
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #11 - August 02, 2013, 12:01 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on July 22, 2013, 11:36 PM
    Wise words from my shaikh and imam. (Not the first guy or the second guy, the third guy 001_wub )


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbH-0RxRKJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    well When I watch that and when I hear that   I get confused.,  heaven..heven..... heeeveee .. reeelax..... relaxing... titillating, laxiating .. Gold bricks.. silver brick .. diamond all over ..enjoy..enjoy.. endless pleasures..

    fucking bull shit..  

    Hassan TALKS nonsense..  That guy should go to heaven to see it  instead of talking nonsense on web.. he knows nothing about heaven.. useless guy making useless videos. And I agree with Venomblooded down here

    Quote
    TheVenomblooded  

    u will know the truth that Allah exist's on the day of judgement ........ And how will u give him couch if u will not have any ....... I can only say you that u buy a genuine version of quran in english and read it u will know everything u need to know ... Allah has clearly mentioned that at the time of judgement nothing will be left.... I advice u to research Islam properly and understand it and do not make such videos against Islam

      TheVenomblooded is a riot..  So how about this ..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3yUNtQRaDE

     Off course the guy must be juice writing in the name of his lord Christ... or was he Muslim converted in to  Christianity  paid by juice to make that video?

    Haters.... haters.. everywhere..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #12 - August 02, 2013, 10:04 PM
    Yeez, what the hell do you drink dude? I want some of it.
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #13 - August 04, 2013, 02:18 AM
    ^

    Don't think thats such a good idea HM.  The last thing we need is for you to turn into another yeez   Cheesy
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #14 - August 04, 2013, 02:48 AM
     finmad .... What you are saying Lightrebel.... now I see those rouges and baboons are busy again....hmm...very sad lightrebel.. sad and very let's see about this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQdLttUh_b0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDakFiMJ-T0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Crazy....crazy.....baboons turning steak into grass

    Quote
    (original French: Tintin au pays des Soviets) is the first volume of The Adventures of Tintin (Les Aventures de Tintin), the comics series by Belgian cartoonist Hergé. Commissioned by the conservative Belgian newspaper Le XXe Siècle as anti-communist propaganda for its children's supplement Le Petit Vingtième, it was serialised weekly from January 1929 to May 1930. The story tells of young Belgian reporter  finmad finmad Tintin and his dog Snowy (Milou), who are sent to the Soviet Union to report on the policies of Joseph Stalin's Bolshevik government.

     


    Never lightrebel

    I am drink for always not with most hotdogs only cold dogs....
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #15 - August 04, 2013, 03:15 AM
    ^

    And thats what happens when you go to YouTube while your still high on meth  Cheesy
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #16 - August 04, 2013, 04:11 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #17 - August 04, 2013, 10:57 PM
    Quote
    Quote from: Nikolaj on August 04, 2013, 04:11 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on August 04, 2013, 03:15 AM
    ^

    And thats what happens when you go to YouTube while your still high on meth  Cheesy


     You two..      KALOO  & ALOO  stop laughing .. fear allah  &  allah only and stop laughing..  finmad


    Quote from: happymurtad on August 04, 2013, 02:48 AM
    finmad .... What you are saying Lightrebel.... now I see those rouges and baboons are busy again....hmm...very sad lightrebel.. sad and very let's see about this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQdLttUh_b0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDakFiMJ-T0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Crazy....crazy.....baboons turning steak into grass
     

    Never lightrebel

    I am drink for always not with most hotdogs only cold dogs....

    Ohyee happymutad your tubes are tied and have no connection to the post, untie the tubes couple to the post


    Ohyee Murtad in the name of allah  alloo muttar paneer
    be happy be good  do  good Allah will bless you
    Forget fasting   eat well drink well  sleep well  feed the people  Allah will bless you
    Too many hamburgers too much fat  in  Amrika,
     let those who need to loose weight let them fast
    and let those who wants wear burkha let them wear
    Let the rogues and babbons fast, let them starve and  let them be angry
    True they change the grass lands in to red lands  with streak blood  
    But you Use your pen as sword and
     you change   their rotten hearts with love and love alone
    One day they will join you, they will eat with you and they will drink with you
    They feed the people the way you  you feed and Allah will bless them
    No more fasting
    let us all eat all day all night any time  on Ramadan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyxTE2A_5vs

    and and no smoking .. no grassing and no gassing.. just couple of beers.. Corona is favorite
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #18 - August 05, 2013, 02:46 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on August 04, 2013, 10:57 PM
    and and no smoking .. no grassing and no gassing.. just couple of beers.. Corona is favorite


    For some reason this is an incredibly disappointing revelation.

    Yeezevee's genius, simply inspired by a few beers? Say it ain't so.  Cry
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #19 - August 05, 2013, 11:10 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on August 02, 2013, 10:04 PM
    Yeez, what the hell do you drink dude? I want some of it.


    I was going to suggest, maybe e's been on the Juice again but that ship has long since sailed. <Feigns confusion> But seriously Yeez, I mean HM, wtf making reference to Herge's Tintin and anti Stalinist propaganda, I really can't see any relevance to this thread???  Cheesy
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #20 - August 05, 2013, 11:20 PM
    I came back to check on my thread and this is what has happened XD
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #21 - August 06, 2013, 12:14 AM
    Just be glad your thread is still alive, so many die a sad death with hardly a handful of responses. I don't bother creating threads anymore. Can't figure out the current forum's zeitgeist.
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #22 - August 06, 2013, 02:12 AM
    Let's say ere are two options you could take, you could choose, right now which would last for eternity. You could choose Heaven. Reveal in bliss forever, never know hardship, or pain, or sorrow. Or you could choose freedom. The chance to succeed and fail, to love, to lose, to strive, to grow, to learn, to evolve. It'll be wonderful, and horrible, and it'll all be down to you. If I had to choose between Heaven and Freedom, I would choose freedom. Every time.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #23 - August 06, 2013, 02:18 AM
    For one chance! Just one chance! To come back here and tell Allah that he may take our souls, but he'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_OpFxCx-A&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #24 - August 06, 2013, 02:21 AM
    APOSTASY GU BRATH!!!
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #25 - August 06, 2013, 08:50 AM
    Born to be wild baby. Born to be wild.  Cool
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #26 - August 06, 2013, 10:29 AM
    Tiocfaidh ar la!
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #27 - August 06, 2013, 10:34 AM
    And to you Sir.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #28 - August 12, 2013, 12:24 AM
    People love so much life that they built their heaven and hell
    So where is death? I mean death is non-existence so how can you exist after death?
  • Heaven is really Hell
     Reply #29 - August 12, 2013, 03:53 AM
    That's where the fiction starts.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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