I found little bit humorous part from Qur'ân 19:29-34, words of Issa as a child:
"So peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)"
What is the explanation from scholars to these verses that seem to contradict crucifiction (that crucifixion did not happen).
what is so
humorous about those verses Siunaa Maailmaa? Well let us read those verses along with some 5 verses up and down to that number 19:29-34,
25: وَهُزِّي إِلَيْكِ بِجِذْعِ النَّخْلَةِ تُسَاقِطْ عَلَيْكِ رُطَبًا جَنِيًّا
And shake towards you the trunk of the palmtree, it will drop on you fresh ripe dates:
26 فَكُلِي وَاشْرَبِي وَقَرِّي عَيْنًا ۖ فَإِمَّا تَرَيِنَّ مِنَ الْبَشَرِ أَحَدًا فَقُولِي إِنِّي نَذَرْتُ لِلرَّحْمَـٰنِ صَوْمًا فَلَنْ أُكَلِّمَ الْيَوْمَ إِنسِيًّا
So eat and drink and refresh the eye. Then if you see any mortal, say: Surely I have vowed a fast to the Beneficent Allah, so I shall not speak to any man today.
27 فَأَتَتْ بِهِ قَوْمَهَا تَحْمِلُهُ ۖ قَالُوا يَا مَرْيَمُ لَقَدْ جِئْتِ شَيْئًا فَرِيًّا
And she came to her people with him, carrying him (with her). They said: O Marium! surely you have done a strange thing.
28 يَا أُخْتَ هَارُونَ مَا كَانَ أَبُوكِ امْرَأَ سَوْءٍ وَمَا كَانَتْ أُمُّكِ بَغِيًّا
O sister of Haroun! your father was not a bad man, nor, was your mother an unchaste woman.
29 فَأَشَارَتْ إِلَيْهِ ۖ قَالُوا كَيْفَ نُكَلِّمُ مَن كَانَ فِي الْمَهْدِ صَبِيًّا
But she pointed to him. They said: How should we speak to one who was a child in the cradle?
30 قَالَ إِنِّي عَبْدُ اللَّهِ آتَانِيَ الْكِتَابَ وَجَعَلَنِي نَبِيًّا
He said: Surely I am a servant of Allah; He has given me the Book and made me a prophet;
31 وَجَعَلَنِي مُبَارَكًا أَيْنَ مَا كُنتُ وَأَوْصَانِي بِالصَّلَاةِ وَالزَّكَاةِ مَا دُمْتُ حَيًّا
And He has made me blessed wherever I may be, and He has enjoined on me prayer and poor-rate so long as I live;
32 وَبَرًّا بِوَالِدَتِي وَلَمْ يَجْعَلْنِي جَبَّارًا شَقِيًّا
And dutiful to my mother, and He has not made me insolent, unblessed;
33 وَالسَّلَامُ عَلَيَّ يَوْمَ وُلِدتُّ وَيَوْمَ أَمُوتُ وَيَوْمَ أُبْعَثُ حَيًّا
And peace on me on the day I was born, and on the day I die, and on the day I am raised to life.
34 ذَٰلِكَ عِيسَى ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ ۚ قَوْلَ الْحَقِّ الَّذِي فِيهِ يَمْتَرُونَ
Such is Isa, son of Marium; (this is) the saying of truth about which they dispute.
First of all we should note that this alleged surah was revealed when alleged Prophet was in Makkah and that means it is with in 1st five years of
starting his Islamic mission . That surak is filled with Christian fables and they are nothing but Christian stories that were around. A careful reading of whole Quran reveals big HOLES in such stories and where do these HOLES come from? Quran writers have used several Christian sources of that time to tell these fables of Christians living in and around Arabia of that time. In various verses of Qur'an we read such stories that are similar to the stories we see in OT and NT. Often People and their names are repeated and plenty of similarities exist between between bible stories and Qur'an Stories . I am sure if some one reads that
"Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ". carefully ., one will find those funny verses that you are referring to..