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  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #120 - June 20, 2014, 02:32 PM

    "He who marries his hand, is cursed!" In reference to masturbation Cheesy


    Why is Allah so obsessed with cursing people. He's such an unpleasant character. I was thinking about this the other day regarding the Qur'an's instructions on dealing with Christians. This is Allah's idea of "interfaith dialogue"

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    3:59 Indeed, the example of Jesus to Allah is like that of Adam. He created Him from dust; then He said to him, "Be," and he was.
    3:60 The truth is from your Lord, so do not be among the doubters.
    3:61 Then whoever argues with you about it after [this] knowledge has come to you - say, "Come, let us call our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves, then supplicate earnestly [together] and invoke the curse of Allah upon the liars [among us]."


    It's sad to think that the time Islam encourages Muslims and Christians to pray together, it is to invoke Allah's curse on everyone's family. wth.
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #121 - June 21, 2014, 07:14 PM

    And this:
    Quote
    Umar (radiallahu anhu) said to a man who was thinking of divorcing his wife:

    “Why do you want to divorce her?”

    He said, “I do not love her.”

    ‘Umar said, “Must every house be built on love? What about loyalty and appreciation?


    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #122 - June 22, 2014, 04:19 AM

    Rich men can do that. They just get 3 other wives to compensate Wink

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #123 - July 07, 2014, 01:11 PM

    I had to laugh and share this  Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote
    Plz read..
    Der was a man with 4 wives.He loved his 4th wife the most & took a great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his 3rd wife n always wanted 2 show her off 2 his friends. However,he was always had a fear that she might runaway with sum other man.

     He loved his 2nd wife too.Whenever he faced sum problems,he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out.He did not love his 1rst wife
    though she loved him deeply,She was very loyal to him and took great care of him.One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon.
    He told himself, "I have 4 wives with me. I will take 1 of them along with me when I die to keep company in my death."
    Thus, he asked the 4th wife to die along with him and keep company. "No way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
    He asked his 3rd wife. She said "Life is so good over here.I'm going to remarry when you die".
    He then asked his 2nd wife. She said "I'm Sorry.I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till ur grave."
    By now his heart sank and turned cold.
    Then a voice called out:"I'll leave with you.I'll follow you no matter
    where you go." the man looked up and there was his 1st wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"
    Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.

    a. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
    lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.
    b. The third wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they
    go to others.
    c. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they
    had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is
    up to the grave.
    d. the first wife is our soul, neglected in our pursuit of material
    wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go 


    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #124 - July 07, 2014, 01:22 PM

    I had to laugh and share this  Cheesy Cheesy


    Confused D  link please ..  but I like that story specially that start up  .."Der was a man"   that guy is my type..
    Quote
    Plz read..
    Der was a man with 4 wives.He loved his 4th wife the most & took a great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his 3rd wife n always wanted 2 show her off 2 his friends. However,he was always had a fear that she might runaway with sum other man.

     He loved his 2nd wife too.Whenever he faced sum problems,he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out.He did not love his 1rst wife
    though she loved him deeply,She was very loyal to him and took great care of him.One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon...........
    He told himself, "I have 4 wives with me. I will take 1 of them along with me when I die to keep company in my death."
    Thus, he asked the 4th wife to die along with him and keep company. "No way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
    He asked his 3rd wife. She said "Life is so good over here.I'm going to remarry when you die".
    He then asked his 2nd wife. She said "I'm Sorry.I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till ur grave."
    By now his heart sank and turned cold.
    Then a voice called out:"I'll leave with you.I'll follow you no matter
    where you go." the man looked up and there was his 1st wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"
    Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.

    a. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
    lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.
    b. The third wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they
    go to others.
    c. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they
    had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is
    up to the grave.
    d. the first wife is our soul, neglected in our pursuit of material
    wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go

    but ..but if we  have more than four wives .. what should be the order??  Huh?

    Quote
    Wives

    1. Khadija/Khadijah bint Khuwailid/Khywaylid
    2. Sauda/Sawda bint Zam’a
    3. 'Aisha/Aesha/’A’ishah - married at 6, consummated at 9
    4. Omm/’Umm Salama/Salamah
    5. Hafsa/Hafsah
    6. Zaynab/Zainab of Jahsh- daughter in law
    7. Juwairiya/Jowayriya bint Harith- captured from the raid on Bani Mustaliq
    8. Safiya/Safiyya bint Huyai/Huyayy bint Akhtab- captured from the raid on Bani Nadir
    9. Maymuna/Maimuna of Hareth
    10. Fatima/Fatema/Fatimah-Ibn-i-Majah vol.1 no.465 p.255 and Sunan Nasa’i vol.1 no.228 p.224; vol.1 no.417 p.307
    11. Hend/Hind (widow)
    12. Asma of Saba (Sana bint Asma')
    13. Zaynab of Khozayma
    14. Habla
    15. Divorced Asma of Noman / bint al-Nu’man

    Slaves/ Concubines

    16. Mary the Copt/Christian- female slaves gifted by the ruler of Alexandria, not married but bear him a child name Ibrahim
    17. Rayhana/Raihana/Rayhanah bint Zayd/Zaid

    Undetermined Relationship

    18. Divorced Omm Sharik
    19. Maymuna/Maimuna- another slave girl
    20. Zaynab/Zainab the third?
    21. Khawla / Khawlah- al-Tabari vol.9 p.139
    22. Divorced Mulaykah bint Dawud
    23. Divorced al-Shanba’ bint ‘Amr
    24. Divorced al-‘Aliyyah
    25. Divorced ‘Amrah bint Yazid
    26. Divorced an Unnamed Woman
    27. Qutaylah bint Qays (died right away)
    28. Sana bint Sufyan
    29. Sharaf bint Khalifah


    11 is for sure....  although all 11 are in serial w,r,t time.. but the best one is Aisha.. Number 3   not four.. ..

    So you are wrong.. the story is wrong...

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #125 - July 07, 2014, 01:31 PM

    Its from my FB page, can't seem to find the link now

    but here is another funny

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10299123_682776241757890_5418460708741182801_n.jpg

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #126 - July 07, 2014, 01:47 PM

     Cheesy at the four wives story.

    That last image is also funny, confusedagno.  Afro
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #127 - July 07, 2014, 01:52 PM

    Its from my FB page, can't seem to find the link now

    but here is another funny



    Hmm... You guys are drinking too much juice and  having too much fun on that face book...    finmad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOWuKoA-ns#t=61


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #128 - July 07, 2014, 01:56 PM

    I had to laugh and share this  Cheesy Cheesy



    Dat means I have 4 wives?
     Cheesy
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #129 - July 07, 2014, 02:03 PM

    Dat means I have 4 wives?
     Cheesy

     Hu!...     You already have four wives? ..........   what do these GUYS do?  Cook, clean  and , buy gifts?  make sure they work  and give you that salary check.. like this Mormon guy   

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyofN0KJf0

    you lucky guys..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #130 - July 07, 2014, 02:08 PM


    Singer I've never heard of before. Not a bad song, quite like it. Thanks yeez.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #131 - July 07, 2014, 02:21 PM

    Hu!...     You already have four wives? ..........   what do these GUYS do?  Cook, clean  and , buy gifts?  make sure they work  and give you that salary check.. like this Mormon guy   

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyofN0KJf0

    you lucky guys..


    Hey don't knock it till you try it  Wink

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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