Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →
↑ ↓
CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → The Lounge → Best Places To Have Sex

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts

What's happened to the fo...
Yesterday at 09:20 AM
New Britain
Yesterday at 08:07 AM
Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
Yesterday at 07:55 AM
Kashmir endgame
October 04, 2025, 10:05 PM
Lights on the way
by akay
October 04, 2025, 09:23 AM
Do humans have needed kno...
October 02, 2025, 12:48 PM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by akay
October 02, 2025, 12:03 PM
الحبيب من يشبه اكثر؟؟؟
by akay
September 24, 2025, 11:55 AM
Muslim grooming gangs sti...
September 20, 2025, 07:39 PM
Jesus mythicism
by zeca
September 13, 2025, 10:59 PM
Orientalism - Edward Said
by zeca
August 22, 2025, 07:41 AM
News From Syria
by zeca
August 09, 2025, 10:33 PM

Theme Changer

 Topic: Best Places To Have Sex

 (Read 19036 times)
  • Previous page 1 2 3 45 6 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #90 - April 07, 2014, 02:11 AM
    ^

    hmph.   Angry  Angry Angry Angry  Angry   Angry  Angry  Angry
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #91 - April 07, 2014, 02:12 AM
    Go ahead and prove me wrong. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #92 - April 07, 2014, 02:21 AM
    I can get laid tonight if I want to ya know  Smiley.   All I have to do is walk into a gay bar and there will be some horny guys willing to go to bed with me. 

    I want my first time to be with a woman though. 
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #93 - April 07, 2014, 02:29 AM
    Quote from: lua on April 07, 2014, 01:56 AM
    But if something like love sneaks up on you the way it did for me, maybe, just maybe, you'll share my fate, and one day you'll be brushing your teeth at the sink and looking down at someone else's toothbrush in your cup and someone else's toiletries lining the sink and someone else's clothes in your hamper and someone else's greying hair in your hairbrush wondering what the hell happened to you.


    Now that would be a complete disaster.  I swear by the confirmed bachelor George Clooney that I will never let my life end up like that.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #94 - April 07, 2014, 02:38 AM
    ^ Grin Let my tale be a cautionary warning. I wish the best to you, sir.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #95 - April 07, 2014, 02:48 AM
    ^

    At least someone here understands what I'm trying to say.      far away hug 

    I don't want children either and to be honest the financial destruction that follows divorce is more than enough to keep me from marriage. 
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #96 - April 07, 2014, 06:13 PM
    I actually understand what you're saying perfectly, my points were in reply to your not believing in love. It does exist.

    Some people have no desire for a romantic relationship, some do. Nothing wrong with either.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #97 - April 07, 2014, 06:14 PM
    Quote from: lua on April 07, 2014, 01:56 AM
    someone else's greying hair in your hairbrush wondering what the hell happened to you

    So lua, how old are you?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #98 - April 07, 2014, 06:24 PM
    ....
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #99 - April 07, 2014, 06:35 PM
     Huh?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #100 - April 07, 2014, 06:53 PM
    Love in any form extends your life, romantic love even more, so i heard..  someday you will get tired of being on your own and want to be with that special person or persons..  : )
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #101 - April 07, 2014, 07:01 PM
    And then, after blissfully being with them for a while, you'll want a fucking break from them. Smiley
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #102 - April 07, 2014, 07:04 PM
    ha ha yeah and then your lifes shortend again by the stress : /
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #103 - April 07, 2014, 08:34 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on April 07, 2014, 06:14 PM
    So lua, how old are you?


     Grin Not my hair!

    My husband has had greying hair since he was a teenager. He's closing in on his thirties now, and I doubt he'll get out of it with much black left on that head of his.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #104 - April 07, 2014, 08:41 PM
    I actually figured you for mid-late 20s, possibly early 30s.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #105 - April 07, 2014, 08:44 PM
    Ah lua I know that feeling. I remember waking up many mornings staring at my ex and thinking what the hell happened, how did I get here (n no i was not drunk lol)
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #106 - April 07, 2014, 08:46 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on April 07, 2014, 08:41 PM
    I actually figured you for mid-late 20s, possibly early 30s.


    Mid 20's was perfect: 24. Wink
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #107 - April 07, 2014, 08:56 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on April 07, 2014, 02:48 AM
    ^

    At least someone here understands what I'm trying to say.      far away hug 

    I don't want children either and to be honest the financial destruction that follows divorce is more than enough to keep me from marriage. 


    I do, I think!  far away hug

    But the good news is that, even if you wind up getting caught up in some form of romantic love, it really isn't all bad for people like us. I mean, yes, sometimes I want to throw him out the window and huddle up alone in a fortress with my computer and my least-sexy pair of pajamas I own and just never come out, but sometimes it's pretty nice. It's not the only way to live by any means, but it does have its moments. Not to get all philosophical on you, but I guess that's kind of what life is like anyway. A lot of it is hard, a lot of it is annoying, some parts of it are just absolutely awful, but every once in a while you get these little moments that makes you feel like maybe it's worthwhile.

    Just between you and me and the whole internet, as trying as cohabitation and marriage can sometimes be for me, I know that the first morning I wake up and go to brush my teeth and find that my toothbrush is the only one in the cup, and that only my things line the sink now, and that only my clothes are in my hamper, I will be extraordinarily sad.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #108 - April 09, 2014, 12:35 PM
    Anywhere spontaneous and unexpected.  You'd be surprised how many people can walk right past you and not even notice. My kinkiest has been with people watching across other side of a river and another level above me right in Melbourne CBD people walking past. Super silence and heavy breathing had to be maintained and it was dark. It would have been embarrassing had either one of us passed out  Cheesy
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #109 - April 09, 2014, 12:48 PM
    Quote from: bosnian on April 09, 2014, 12:35 PM
    Anywhere spontaneous and unexpected.  You'd be surprised how many people can walk right past you and not even notice. My kinkiest has been with people watching across other side of a river and another level above me right in Melbourne CBD people walking past. Super silence and heavy breathing had to be maintained and it was dark. It would have been embarrassing had either one of us passed out  Cheesy


    IMO you win the thread. Grin
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #110 - April 09, 2014, 10:13 PM
    Ha. That's pretty good, but not the best I've heard.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #111 - April 10, 2014, 02:19 AM
    ^

    What's the best you've heard ?
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #112 - April 10, 2014, 02:52 AM
    Isn't public sex, like a bit icky?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #113 - April 10, 2014, 08:14 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on April 10, 2014, 02:19 AM
    ^

    What's the best you've heard ?

    Can't remember all the good ones I've heard, but I can remember the best I've done. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #114 - April 10, 2014, 09:04 AM
    Hmmm  Brandeis University in Amrika..............  that seems to be a good place,,  but


    osmanthus - let me check your general knowledge,,

    from the list at this link  http://www.brandeis.edu/trustees/hdr/recipients.html   how many of them are Jewish folks??
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #115 - April 10, 2014, 12:50 PM
    Ok,

    What's the best you've done ?   
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #116 - April 10, 2014, 02:38 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on April 10, 2014, 12:50 PM
    Ok,

    What's the best you've done ?  

    Hmm good question to osmanthus.,  Answer that question osmanthus..


    Jinn' seem to give  good company.. best jinns.com
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #117 - April 10, 2014, 02:45 PM
    'Jinn possesses a bewitched woman on a Live call' wacko. Bad djinns, bad djinns. You lot are getting too naughty these days. By the Yeez what is the Islamic supplication to recite before making/receiving a call?    
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #118 - April 10, 2014, 04:47 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on April 10, 2014, 08:14 AM
    Can't remember all the good ones I've heard, but I can remember the best I've done. Cheesy

     

    Well since the prostate gland is the male g spot then I'll guess that the best sex you've had involved being anally penetrated ?
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #119 - April 10, 2014, 09:25 PM
     Cheesy No.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Previous page 1 2 3 45 6 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »