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  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #30 - May 28, 2014, 07:31 PM
    Grin Took long enough! But I don't know, I like having a reason to shuffle around lazily and slowly, I like the night to be exciting and energetic, I even kind of like having to be forced to remember how much it sucks not to have food whenever you want it! I think it's good for me. Not for everyone, sure, but for me, anyway.  wacko
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #31 - May 28, 2014, 07:41 PM
    I don't think I will ever enjoy it.
    Nothing feels as spiritually good as wanting fried chicken and getting fried chicken right then.... Not in five hours.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #32 - May 28, 2014, 07:42 PM
     Cheesy
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #33 - May 28, 2014, 08:12 PM
    I will just.... eat behind my parents back haha. My bf doesnt do ramadan anyways  dance at uni they dont care much bout if i eat or not..
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #34 - May 28, 2014, 08:18 PM
    feel the hunger and pain they feel coz it helps us to understtaaand - zain bhika song. but he forgot the next line, thenm shove your face with lots n lots of food while ur neighbor is still starving
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #35 - May 28, 2014, 08:19 PM
    + Repeat for 29 more days & complain when you realise that you have put on weight.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #36 - May 28, 2014, 11:06 PM
    Not going to be doing it this year.  parrot
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #37 - May 28, 2014, 11:06 PM
     grin12
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #38 - May 28, 2014, 11:08 PM
    Quote from: lua on May 28, 2014, 07:31 PM
    Grin Took long enough! But I don't know, I like having a reason to shuffle around lazily and slowly, I like the night to be exciting and energetic, I even kind of like having to be forced to remember how much it sucks not to have food whenever you want it! I think it's good for me. Not for everyone, sure, but for me, anyway.  wacko


    I know what you mean, It's weirdly enticing.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #39 - May 28, 2014, 11:09 PM
    I like intermittent fasting, I dislike the Muslim aspect of Ramadan  cool2
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #40 - May 28, 2014, 11:13 PM
    I remember for some reason while fasting I'd tend to have "nocturnal emissions".

    Like seriously body, I'm dehydrating you for 12 hours, and then you figure the best thing to spend those resources on is that. Seriously top class trolling.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #41 - May 28, 2014, 11:15 PM
    Allah wants you to have wet dreams asbie, Ok?
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #42 - May 28, 2014, 11:46 PM
    Well I was still going to school and participating in mandatory PE classes, so I'd much rather conserve the fluid for things like standing upright and functioning normally, tyvm.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #43 - May 28, 2014, 11:54 PM
    If Allah wills it, you cannot stop it.
    i'A
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #44 - May 29, 2014, 09:51 AM
    I live on my own but I have to work in an environment where it is just teapot pakis who is religious but they know I am an apostate so it will be interesting.
    Can anyone provide me with a decent challenge?
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #45 - June 17, 2014, 10:15 PM
    I hate Ramadan and its the one time where it becomes a bit harder to get by without 'comign out'.

    Its very fast to fast when you don't have the faith.

    I tend to drink water at work but I have to say I feel bad about eating when other family members are hungry.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #46 - June 23, 2014, 08:20 AM
    You know i don't actually mind the fasting and the cultural aspects of ramadaan and well eid day Cheesy

    But what is going to majorly bug me is my entire family becoming super religious, EVERYTHING is about alllah, read lots of quraan, listen to lectures, 'make changes for the better'
    Before I was on their side and agreed with all pf this, although I use to rather read an english quraan and understand it then fast read 10 arabic quraans not knowing what the point of that is.

    I see messages all over now, ramadaan is coming, time to make changes not just for the month but for EVER.

    Ironically I plan to openly ditch the hijaab AFTER ramadaan. This sneaking around is becoming a bit much
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #47 - June 23, 2014, 08:26 AM
    You should celebrate the end of ramadan by hiring a hooker and licking wine mixed with flakes of smokey bacon off his cock right before enjoying mind blowing sex with someone who does it professionally. Afro
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #48 - June 23, 2014, 08:59 AM
    Its that time of the year again. One day...one day I will be living in a place where I wouldn't be aware that Ramadan has started or maybe forget that such month exists.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #49 - June 23, 2014, 09:16 AM
    By the way, when is Ramadan this year?
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #50 - June 23, 2014, 09:17 AM
    This is going to the first time one of my kids will be aware of the fasting month, going to be a tricky one. 'Daddy, why isn't Mummy eating?' Me 'because she believes the God, told her not to eat for a month between daylight hours every year' no wait 'the God told an angel who passed it on to a man nearly a milenium and a half ago to pass it on to the rest of us (hard sale)'. 'Daddy are you not eating too?' Me 'Well I'm trying  not to but unlike your mother I'm not very good at it.'
    *Imagines it playing out something like that*
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #51 - June 23, 2014, 09:18 AM
    28th of this month or so I'm led to believe.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #52 - June 23, 2014, 09:25 AM
    Why not simply "The god mummy thinks is real" or something along those lines?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #53 - June 23, 2014, 09:31 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 23, 2014, 08:26 AM
    You should celebrate the end of ramadan by hiring a hooker and licking wine mixed with flakes of smokey bacon off his cock right before enjoying mind blowing sex with someone who does it professionally. Afro


    lol Quod you have a habbit of taking disbelief to extremes Tongue
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #54 - June 23, 2014, 09:47 AM
    There are prostitutes in South Africa.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #55 - June 23, 2014, 09:51 AM
    lol I'm good, thanks

    No prostitutes needed here  Tongue
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #56 - June 23, 2014, 12:16 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 23, 2014, 09:25 AM
    Why not simply "The god mummy thinks is real" or something along those lines?


    That would suggest I'm not towing the party line, the elephant in the room/unsaid agreement (or even has been said in the past) is that outwardly I'm a muslim and I suppose this applies to my kids. It's a fine line I walk. Not a great way to base a marriage on, "if you don't pretend to be muslim, I'll run back to Asia with your kids". Honestly there's no resentment from my side really. Wink
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #57 - June 23, 2014, 12:40 PM
    So you couldn't do something along those lines if not those exact words? Me and mummy maybe?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #58 - June 23, 2014, 01:15 PM
    Quote from: Doubting Tomas on June 23, 2014, 12:16 PM
    That would suggest I'm not towing the party line, the elephant in the room/unsaid agreement (or even has been said in the past) is that outwardly I'm a muslim and I suppose this applies to my kids. It's a fine line I walk. Not a great way to base a marriage on, "if you don't pretend to be muslim, I'll run back to Asia with your kids". Honestly there's no resentment from my side really. Wink


    There honestly needs to be a law saying that people have to have a written agreement for kids to be taken out of the country by just one of the parents. This should be linked with passport numbers and if they turn up at an airport they should be turned away!
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #59 - June 23, 2014, 04:04 PM
    Which would trap those fleeing abusers.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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