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  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #60 - June 23, 2014, 04:14 PM
    *Sighs*
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #61 - June 23, 2014, 04:20 PM
    I believe it already is against the law for one parent to run off with a child to another country. There's an international treaty on international child abductions that covers this, but you're SOL if your ex runs off to a country that's not a signatory.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #62 - June 23, 2014, 04:24 PM
    Which includes Pakistan as it has not signed the treaty.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #63 - June 23, 2014, 04:24 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on June 23, 2014, 04:20 PM
    I believe it already is against the law for one parent to run off with a child to another country. There's an international treaty on international child abductions that covers this, but you're SOL if your ex runs off to a country that's not a signatory.


    check for how many so-called Muslim nations signed that treaty...

    http://www.hcch.net/index_en.php?act=conventions.text&cid=24
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #64 - June 23, 2014, 04:31 PM
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #65 - June 23, 2014, 04:51 PM
    Ramadan.... The month I left Islam (ironically)...
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #66 - June 23, 2014, 04:55 PM
    People should have that on cards.

    "Happy Ramadan!"

    *opens the card*

    "The month I left Islam (ironically)"
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #67 - June 23, 2014, 04:57 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 23, 2014, 12:40 PM
    So you couldn't do something along those lines if not those exact words? Me and mummy maybe?


    That's good, QSE, I like the way you worded that, at least he'll see that it's down to belief and not a default setting. He may even end up one day thinking 'oh my poor dilusional parents'.

    Quote from: yeezevee on June 23, 2014, 04:24 PM
    check for how many so-called Muslim nations signed that treaty...

    http://www.hcch.net/index_en.php?act=conventions.text&cid=24


    Well that's me sh1t out of luck then. Sure why would they, after all who wouldn't want to risk throwing away the chance to rescue a child from one of those godless, infidel countries?
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #68 - June 23, 2014, 05:01 PM
    This is why I am aiming to get my boyfriend UK citizenship and kind of want him to drop his Pakistani citizenship.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #69 - June 23, 2014, 05:05 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 23, 2014, 04:55 PM
    People should have that on cards.

    "Happy Ramadan!"

    *opens the card*

    "The month I left Islam (ironically)"

    Noted.

    Now there is the discussion of surviving Ramadan.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #70 - June 23, 2014, 05:09 PM
    Quote from: Doubting Tomas on June 23, 2014, 04:57 PM
    That's good, QSE, I like the way you worded that, at least he'll see that it's down to belief and not a default setting. He may even end up one day thinking 'oh my poor dilusional parents'.

    Glad I could help. And, hey. One day you may get a card through the post on Ramadan.

    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 23, 2014, 04:55 PM
    "Happy Ramadan!"

    *opens the card*

    "The month I left Islam (ironically)"


    Tell me that image doesn't bring a smile to your face.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #71 - June 23, 2014, 05:11 PM
    Thanks mate, it did.  Afro
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #72 - June 23, 2014, 05:12 PM
    It did Q Smiley
    Or it could be a someecard
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #73 - June 23, 2014, 05:22 PM
    Quote from: Doubting Tomas on June 23, 2014, 05:11 PM
    Thanks mate, it did.  Afro

    Joking aside, as you liked my other suggestion, what about this? The child asks why mummy isn't eating, and why you're failing to not eat, and you just word it in a way a child could understand?

    "Me and mummy think the god we believe in doesn't want us to eat in the day time. Why? Well, it's a religion. Like, you know how some people are christians? They believe their god, who is actually our prophet Isa...yes, really, their religion tells them prophet Isa is god, but they call him Jesus. And hindus believe in lots of gods, and they have a party in Autumn. The festival of lights. Hindus call it Diwali, which is a bit like Eid for muslims or Christmas for christians. And they believe this, and they believe that, their god, and their god, etc. Now, just like they believe in the gods of their religion, mummy and I also believe in the god of our religion. And, like I said, we believe that the god wants us to not eat during the daytime. Yes, that's right, there are lots of religions and different people believe different things. Well, no, we can't prove it's true, but that's religion. Religion is believing in things you can't prove for a fact."

    Too on the nose?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #74 - June 23, 2014, 05:22 PM
    Wait for it....
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #75 - June 23, 2014, 05:26 PM
    Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #76 - June 23, 2014, 05:32 PM
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #77 - June 23, 2014, 05:33 PM
    Jokes aside, anyone know the chronological historical events that led to the month of ramadann.

    I vaguely know it is the month the quraan was revealed and is celebrated, how did fasting come about and why and in what time of the development of Islam did fasting in ramadan become a thing
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #78 - June 23, 2014, 05:34 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on June 23, 2014, 04:20 PM
    I believe it already is against the law for one parent to run off with a child to another country. There's an international treaty on international child abductions that covers this, but you're SOL if your ex runs off to a country that's not a signatory.



    I think dual nationality still effects it, or I might be wrong, been a while since I looked at the legality of it.  Had to have an added clause to the children's contact rulings in court to prevent it way back when.  Moroccan embassy aren't allowed to issue my children a passport and the british passport agency also aren't allowed to.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #79 - June 23, 2014, 05:37 PM
    Quote from: confusedagno on June 23, 2014, 05:33 PM
    Jokes aside, anyone know the chronological historical events that led to the month of ramadann.

    I vaguely know it is the month the quraan was revealed and is celebrated, how did fasting come about and why and in what time of the development of Islam did fasting in ramadan become a thing

    Well it's the month that Mo went and sat in a cave (such a deep dude) and thought about how he should gain world power (aka thought about god) and Gabby descended down apparently and gave him words of a book he couldn't apparently read.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #80 - June 23, 2014, 05:38 PM
    Wasn't fasting something that preislamic pagans did as well?  Only not for the same period of time IIRC.


    http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Pagan_Origins_of_Islam#Fasting_on_the_10th_of_Muharram
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #81 - June 23, 2014, 05:42 PM
    I am sure it's along those lines.
    But look at Judaism and Christianity, where Jews fast Yom Alkubber and Christians originally fasted lent (unlike today).
    He might have taken that out of the bag as well. Make his job easier.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #82 - June 23, 2014, 05:47 PM
    Quote from: Wiselyskeptical on June 23, 2014, 05:37 PM
    Well it's the month that Mo went and sat in a cave (such a deep dude) and thought about how he should gain world power (aka thought about god) and Gabby descended down apparently and gave him words of a book he couldn't apparently read.


    Yep, and as time went by, he added more and more elaborate details to really make this month super duper awesome magical. Like laylat al qadr, and the shayateen being chained up. And the awesomely amazing rewards you can reap by just not eating for half a day (but then being totally free to binge during night) and pray some extra rakaat during the night.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #83 - June 23, 2014, 05:50 PM
    Honestly why. Just whyyyyy.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #84 - June 23, 2014, 06:40 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on June 23, 2014, 09:16 AM
    By the way, when is Ramadan this year?


    Quote from: UberSlave on May 20, 2014, 07:21 PM
    By my calculations, it should start on 28th June. Give or take a day or two.

  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #85 - June 23, 2014, 06:42 PM
    In that case I really must make moves to visit the parents before that date.  Grin

    I'm not mean enough to taunt them with my eating even though they know I hold no stock in fasting and religion, I just couldn't do that to them lol.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #86 - June 23, 2014, 06:53 PM
    This will be my first Ramadan since my apostasy. Still not sure whether I'm really going to fast or eat at one of my friends house and pretend to fast. Afraid they'll notice, though. I think I'll definitely do the first couple of days, those are always the worst for me. I can't fake the headache I normally get.

    Other than the physical part of fasting, I also dread the sudden religiousness of my family. There were several occasions lately where I've had to bite my tongue not to criticize Islam. That will only increase as the conversations will be more and more about Islam.
    The future is full of thrilling possibilities.
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #87 - June 23, 2014, 07:05 PM
    Oh, I really sympathize with you Trustworthy. I could barely keep up the act. It ended with me mocking Islam and laughing at certain Islamic beliefs. I didn't fast a single day, the least I did was drink so I didn't get dehydrated (with 18+ hours of fast), and took the occasional bite when no one was at home.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #88 - June 23, 2014, 07:21 PM
    Quote from: Wiselyskeptical on June 23, 2014, 05:37 PM
    Well it's the month that Mo went and sat in a cave (such a deep dude) and thought about how he should gain world power (aka thought about god) and Gabby descended down apparently and gave him words of a book he couldn't apparently read.

     Cheesy Was that deliberate or do you honestly not know what "gabby" means in England?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadhaan fever
     Reply #89 - June 23, 2014, 07:23 PM
    lol

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gabby
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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