I can understand why you might be a bit grumpy, and if I've hurt your feeling, I'm sorry.
Wait, don't say that, I'm such a total sucker that you'll make me feel bad.

I also want to be clear that I'm sure you're otherwise a lovely man, but your words and actions aren't above criticism because of it.
Seriously, though. Although I'll accept that you're saying that you, in a Christian-like manner sure to make the other Christians proud, came here with with the intention of tricking us like many an internet troll often does, I must insist that I'm not grumpy. Osmanthus and yeez beat me to it, but still, I have to say that your experiment has been not only pointless but one that doesn't reflect well on you, so I don't feel much of a sting, truthfully.
Like I said, you're a dime a dozen on here, my man. As soon as you leave the forum, if not before, another one will be here, doing the same thing you're doing. Although he'll probably be Muslim.