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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #510 - July 13, 2008, 11:50 AM

Shit on a stick isn't universal either. No sticks in Antarctica.

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Reply #511 - July 13, 2008, 11:51 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 11:50 AM
Shit on a stick isn't universal either. No sticks in Antarctica.

Should have said that earlier. Neither are turnips now that I think about it.
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Reply #512 - July 13, 2008, 12:38 PM

Err, yeah. Wot about parrots? They can fly anywhere.

'Scuse the late reply but I've been buried in admin stuff.

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Reply #513 - July 13, 2008, 12:47 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 12:38 PM
Err, yeah. Wot about parrots? They can fly anywhere.

'Scuse the late reply but I've been buried in admin stuff.

No probs dude. Parrots wont fly to England.

What about rain?
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Reply #514 - July 13, 2008, 12:49 PM

No rain in Antarctica. All the water is frozen.
Also there are parts of the Atacama desert where it hasn't rained for 200 years.

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Reply #515 - July 13, 2008, 12:50 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 12:49 PM
No rain in Antarctica. All the water is frozen.
Also there are parts of the Atacama desert where it hasn't rained for 200 years.

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Reply #516 - July 13, 2008, 12:54 PM

Got me on that one. Here's another: farts.
Where there's life, there's farts.

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Reply #517 - July 13, 2008, 12:55 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 12:54 PM
Got me on that one. Here's another: farts.
Where there's life, there's farts.

Yep, or life itself
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #518 - July 13, 2008, 02:13 PM

Is anyone here?
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Reply #519 - July 13, 2008, 02:14 PM

yup

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Reply #520 - July 13, 2008, 02:16 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:14 PM
yup

Yo, hows it going. We haven't spoken in ages.
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Reply #521 - July 13, 2008, 02:16 PM

or have we?
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Reply #522 - July 13, 2008, 02:17 PM

not for nearly a whole 24 hours

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Reply #523 - July 13, 2008, 02:17 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:17 PM
not for nearly a whole 24 hours

I didn't talk to you yesterday, did I?
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Reply #524 - July 13, 2008, 02:19 PM

No, in fact you spoke to me earlier today in the Shout Box. I'd forgotten, its not even 6 hours.

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Reply #525 - July 13, 2008, 02:21 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:19 PM
No, in fact you spoke to me earlier today in the Shout Box. I'd forgotten, its not even 6 hours.

Yeah, but we havent talked properly in ages have we? Not a proper convo.

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Reply #526 - July 13, 2008, 02:29 PM

No, that's true. It's okay I suppose. Written any nice poems lately?

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Reply #527 - July 13, 2008, 02:32 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:29 PM
No, that's true. It's okay I suppose. Written any nice poems lately?

What poems? (Give us a day and we'll have it for you)

What did you think of volume 2?
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Reply #528 - July 13, 2008, 02:36 PM

It was every bit as hilarious as Volume 1.

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Reply #529 - July 13, 2008, 02:43 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:36 PM
It was every bit as hilarious as Volume 1.

Wait till volume 3. Its a piss take and a half
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Reply #530 - July 13, 2008, 02:45 PM

brb 2 secs
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Reply #531 - July 13, 2008, 02:47 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 02:43 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:36 PM
It was every bit as hilarious as Volume 1.

Wait till volume 3. Its a piss take and a half

I can't wait. I really should get down to writing that murder mystery too.

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #532 - July 13, 2008, 03:41 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:47 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 02:43 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 02:36 PM
It was every bit as hilarious as Volume 1.

Wait till volume 3. Its a piss take and a half

I can't wait. I really should get down to writing that murder mystery too.

That's a fair exchange. 3 volumes for a murder mystery. Ooooh.

Sorry Im late, uncle came round and I was talking to him.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #533 - July 13, 2008, 03:44 PM

I wonder if she fell.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #534 - July 13, 2008, 03:56 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 03:44 PM
I wonder if she fell.

.....or was she pushed? You'll have to wait till the last page to find out.

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Reply #535 - July 13, 2008, 03:59 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 03:56 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 03:44 PM
I wonder if she fell.

.....or was she pushed? You'll have to wait till the last page to find out.

Im not sure if she was pushed. Could be.

And wait I shall
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Reply #536 - July 13, 2008, 04:25 PM

Oh Cheetah, collectively they're called "The Birth of a Revolutional Dynasty"
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Reply #537 - July 13, 2008, 04:29 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 04:25 PM
Oh Cheetah, collectively they're called "The Birth of a Revolutional Dynasty"

"Revolutional" What does that mean?

OTOH, I suppose it doesn't need to mean anything, does it?

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Reply #538 - July 13, 2008, 04:32 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 13, 2008, 04:29 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 13, 2008, 04:25 PM
Oh Cheetah, collectively they're called "The Birth of a Revolutional Dynasty"

"Revolutional" What does that mean?

OTOH, I suppose it doesn't need to mean anything, does it?

Now you're understanding it. It's about going against the norm, being unconventional, taking the piss.

I didnt come up with the name anyway.
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Reply #539 - July 14, 2008, 02:52 PM

Cheetah, Ill send you Volume 3 on facebook. You'll love this one, apparently best one so far.

Is Berbs back yet?
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