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  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #30 - August 22, 2015, 11:18 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 22, 2015, 11:08 PM
    Well said as always, Lua.


    Thanks, Hassan.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #31 - August 22, 2015, 11:19 PM
    I hold the opposite view of people as Hassan especially for people with the track record of Hamza. He was busted and is now in damage control. If someone wanted to commit smear Hamza there are far better and more public ways to do so. However I see no need to go nuts on the web about it.

    I set my bar low so I am not disappointed when the majority fails to meet those standards. No disappointment this way.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #32 - August 22, 2015, 11:51 PM
    You guys are such buzzkills. Just when I was enjoying laughing at another's misfortune, all this talk of restraint... Ah well.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #33 - August 22, 2015, 11:57 PM
    geeze im so out of touch with the islamic world that i know near to nothing about him..  i've never heard of Hassan either nor watched any of his videos..  where have i been lol
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #34 - August 22, 2015, 11:58 PM
    Quote from: suki
    i've never heard of Hassan either...


    Bogart and others were talking about our Hassan, I'm sure you've heard of him :p
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #35 - August 23, 2015, 12:02 AM
    Quote from: asbie on August 22, 2015, 11:51 PM
    You guys are such buzzkills. Just when I was enjoying laughing at another's misfortune, all this talk of restraint... Ah well.


     Cheesy

    My thoughts exactly. Fuck maturity  finmad
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #36 - August 23, 2015, 12:04 AM
    oops i meant to say prior to coming here...  this stupid old touchphone i cant concentrafte on what im typing
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #37 - August 23, 2015, 12:11 AM
    Quote from: asbie on August 22, 2015, 11:51 PM
    You guys are such buzzkills. Just when I was enjoying laughing at another's misfortune, all this talk of restraint... Ah well.


    Oh, don't get me wrong: my first instinct was to laugh, because I'm not as good as Hassan, but I aspire to be at least half as good as Hassan, which I think will be more than enough for me to get by in life.

    So I collected myself, reminded myself of the right thing to do, which is often not fun, and figured I'd take you down with me.  grin12
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #38 - August 23, 2015, 12:12 AM
    Quote from: suki


    One of my mates has an extremely fiddly touchscreen. He often ends up typing in logical operators.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #39 - August 23, 2015, 12:14 AM
    Quote from: Qtian on August 22, 2015, 11:58 PM
    Bogart and others were talking about our Hassan, I'm sure you've heard of him :p


    Who? I was talking about a flavour of taco. Hassan is sweet which makes me bitter
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #40 - August 23, 2015, 12:15 AM
     Cheesy
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #41 - August 23, 2015, 12:17 AM
    Quote from: bogart on August 23, 2015, 12:14 AM
    Who? I was talking about a flavour of taco. Hassan is sweet which makes me bitter



    Go play in the corner with Ted.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #42 - August 23, 2015, 12:21 AM
    its an old phone with keys built for faries fingers takes mee ten  mins to write a sentence that i forget midway typing.lol :/
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #43 - August 23, 2015, 12:22 AM
    Quote from: lua on August 22, 2015, 10:55 PM
    But more importantly, I think a lot of people in the public eye, especially those who made a name for themselves being holier-than-thou in one way or another, need to be aware of what they're setting themselves up for. When you're a crusader against very human vices and you're in the public eye, how much sympathy are you going to get when you're caught indulging in one, or how much sympathy and trust will you have if someone


    Nope. Hamza stressed it was halal anyway.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #44 - August 23, 2015, 12:24 AM
    Quote from: Qtian on August 23, 2015, 12:17 AM
    Go play in the corner with Ted.


    Only if you tell me how to counter inertia at 999000m on Mars.

    Hint, answer is the same as for Earth.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #45 - August 23, 2015, 12:25 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on August 23, 2015, 12:22 AM
    Nope. Hamza stressed it was halal anyway.


    I'm afraid I don't quite follow. What do you mean?
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #46 - August 23, 2015, 12:26 AM
    Quote from: bogart on August 23, 2015, 12:24 AM
    Only if you tell me how to counter inertia at 999000m on Mars.

    Hint, answer is the same as for Earth.


    Silly Bogart, just search for the truth and it shall set you free.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #47 - August 23, 2015, 12:27 AM
    Meh. If it's true, it's a story that's repeated itself over and over again. Religious fundie caught having an affair. David and Bathsheba, Muhammad and Zainab, Jimmy Swaggart and the hookers, Elijah Muhammad and the secretaries, Martin Luther King and the mistresses. The familiarity of the story almost makes it lose its irony.

    Human beings have sex, even the ones who try to pretend that they don't. They are just the ones who have to go through all the trouble of hiding it even further.

    And of course, he could just really be in loving, committed relationship with Mrs Tzortzis and this could all just be a set up.

    Either way, meh.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #48 - August 23, 2015, 12:27 AM
    Quote from: lua on August 23, 2015, 12:25 AM
    I'm afraid I don't quite follow. What do you mean?

    Hamza's statement said that searching for a wife was halal. Muslim men can have more than one and their spouses do not have to be Muslim. He stressed that being on Ashley Madison as a Muslim man is perfectly halal.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #49 - August 23, 2015, 12:29 AM
    Hm. I took what he said in his statement to mean that that was one of the potential halal activities one could engage in on the site among many other, much-less-halal activities?
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #50 - August 23, 2015, 12:31 AM
    Quote from: lua on August 23, 2015, 12:25 AM
    I'm afraid I don't quite follow. What do you mean?


    Check the link to his facebook.

    Quote
    My whereabouts and activities, both private and public are traceable and recorded, and there is without any doubt that I have not pursued such immoral acts that the site promotes (this includes permissible acts, for instance the endeavour to find another halal wife [who can also be a non-Muslim] who wanted to be with a married man, which is allowed in Islam).

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #51 - August 23, 2015, 12:33 AM
    So is it safe now to sign up for Ashley Madison?
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #52 - August 23, 2015, 12:33 AM
    @Quod

    Yeah, I saw that. Like I said to three, I'm reading that as most of the things one could use that site for are immoral but that one thing is totally fine, but I was more confused about your response vs. the part of my post you quoted. Do you mean that one shouldn't be aware of this in his situation? That he isn't? Maybe rephrasing is what I'm asking for. Grin
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #53 - August 23, 2015, 12:35 AM
    Quote from: David on August 23, 2015, 12:33 AM
    So is it safe now to sign up for Ashley Madison?


    I'd bet a ton of men have been scared off so this might be a very opportune time for one to join.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #54 - August 23, 2015, 12:36 AM
    ^thats a hilarious statement lol halaal flirting, so gross
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #55 - August 23, 2015, 12:40 AM
    Quote from: lua on August 23, 2015, 12:33 AM
    @Quod

    Yeah, I saw that. Like I said to three, I'm reading that as most of the things one could use that site for are immoral but that one thing is totally fine, but I was more confused about your response vs. the part of my post you quoted. Do you mean that one shouldn't be aware of this in his situation? That he isn't? Maybe rephrasing is what I'm asking for. Grin


    I just find it interesting he'd put that. Makes one wonder if the wanker doth protest too much.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #56 - August 23, 2015, 12:41 AM
    A-ha.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #57 - August 23, 2015, 12:43 AM
    Would you stress that this was all untrue and then make sure people realise that there are perfectly halal reasons?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #58 - August 23, 2015, 12:45 AM
    Exactly. Why defend what one is not guilty of?
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #59 - August 23, 2015, 12:46 AM
    No, I get what you're saying. It just wasn't really what I was talking about, or at least it wasn't the point I was trying to make, so I was confused when I was quoted. Grin
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