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  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     OP - June 04, 2016, 12:07 PM
    It's that time of the year....the time that I start frequenting this forum more than the moderators. Haramdan is two/three/four/five lightening seconds away from us according to the questionable eyesight of some idiots in the desert, and I'm here to complain liberally about it. This is hopefully my third and last year having to "fast" this month. Ramadan has a sweet spot in my heart though, it's the holiest month and the month that i decided to leave Islam two years ago  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy.

    Go forth and haram!
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #1 - June 04, 2016, 10:34 PM
    We should meet at noon to feast on pulled pork and good beer.
     sloshed

    (I make a great pulled pork)
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #2 - June 05, 2016, 01:44 AM
    Yes, here it comes! Yay! Now I know Ramadhan is when we get to see Wiselyskeptical again! Totally worth celebrating!
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #3 - June 05, 2016, 02:01 PM
    I've only ever fasted a handful of times. it was extreamly hard and  i never understood why we fast. i mean what is the point of starving yourself. surely you'd be more useful mowing an old persons lawn or giving time to charity.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #4 - June 05, 2016, 02:35 PM
     sheikh Muslimah

    Look, they're right next to each other. Such fitna. Much haram. Wow.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #5 - June 06, 2016, 12:01 AM
    Ramadan Mubarak everyone cheers, may God grant us all the strength so safely see through this holy month. *Waits for the new Haramadanians to arrive* popcorn
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #6 - June 06, 2016, 01:14 AM
    My parents are starting off tomorrow  Cry Cry Cry
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #7 - June 06, 2016, 09:45 AM
    Here comes my 3rd year anniversary of leaving the religion of peace, the religion of Allah SWT and the religion of the "illitirate" genius that is Muhammad.

    And I'm still lying to all my family. I'm sick of lying. Sick of pretending to be somebody I'm not and sick of not being able to be who I am and do what I want to do freely without hiding it.

    On this day 3 years ago, shaytaan beat me (haha) and he took me away from the right path! Oh no! And my life has been terrible since then because of the lack of Baraka! Haaaaa. Jokes. There is no difference. There is no holy month, no special days, no extraterrestrial, no paranormal, no spirits, nothing has been proved empirically.

    I feel sorry for Muslims who genuinely think they're right and everyone else is wrong. In fact, I feel sorry for the Muslims who live in western countries who live their lives looking down upon the "kuffars" "haram lifestyle" yet they flourish in their society and benefit from their free and fair system.

    Anyway, good luck to all those harami hell-bound ex-muslims that are pretending to fast through this long ass month and a long ass day. Keep strong.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #8 - June 06, 2016, 02:35 PM
    This is my first Haramadan, became exmuslim about 5 months ago. Parents are starting to figure out I'm "skeptical about Islam" (actually I'm an atheist) and they F***ING HATE IT.
    They are constantly barraging me with how awesome mo is and how I need to thank for god for things I ACCOMPLISHED. I really don't want to fast, I always hated it (get insanely irritable, got lazy from hunger)

    I want to  pretend I am fasting because that seems the best way to get around this, but waking up at 4 in the morning is insane because it distrupts my sleep schedule (should not interrupt rapid eye movement phase which is last phase of sleep and I need a TON of sleep to feel fresh the next morning aand not lazy) and I am still going to University so I need to be well rested. How do you guys think I should get around this, going back to bed helps but you still feel not well rested through out the day. And coming out as am atheist is definitely not an option at this time
    As a scientist I can see farther than any human before me by standing on the shoulders of giants (previous scientists); As a religious follower I can not see what is right in-front of me, even when others INDEPENDENTLY see the same thing!
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #9 - June 06, 2016, 05:53 PM
    Hopefully, this would be my last Ramadan. Originally I wanted to leave before this but didn't want to ruin my highschool graduation. I would probably fast...mostly. I'll just have to drink in the bathroom. The only "Islamic" thing I do right now is wear hijab and abaya. Maybe I can get away without wearing them and I won't run into anyone I know.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #10 - June 06, 2016, 07:20 PM
    AutumnButterfly, You are lucky you are in high school. It sucks because I have night classes right now in University and when I return home exhausted I have my parents dragging me to taraweeh  mysmilie_977  but what I have found works is when "fasting" when doing wudu, you would "wash" your mouth 3 times (really put a ton of water in your mouth, swallow 2/3 of it and spit out 1/3, but spit quick so no one realizes how little came out of your mouth).

    I used to do this while a muslim because I hated being thirsty and didnt think about god looking at me, I even did it in the mosque in those long wudu benches for years and still no one realized.

    Becareful when eating, I got caught eating food last year while in GRADE 12, and I got my ass kicked hard, they wouldnt even listen that I forgot lol, so be careful, and I just got a huge scholarship and got into my first choice university but my parents lost their shit. (so eat at school not at home, and luckily graduation wont be a problem because the graduation robe is like an abaya 

    So your parents dont let you wear pants and shirts? wow and I thought I had it bad, imagine if muslim guys had to wear thobes, there would probably be a lot more "non practicing muslims"  whistling2


    Has anyone ever realize those people you knew growing up who were "non practicing" are identical to you when you leave islam as an atheist, those "non practicing people" were closeted exmuslims!!! I just figured that out
    As a scientist I can see farther than any human before me by standing on the shoulders of giants (previous scientists); As a religious follower I can not see what is right in-front of me, even when others INDEPENDENTLY see the same thing!
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #11 - June 06, 2016, 09:20 PM
    @Afghan Hassan I still have to wear the abaya (or just a long dress and shirt)  under the gown because it doesn't cover my legs completely and I can't wear pants because they "show off my legs".

    Anyways, the fact that you have night classes does make things harder.I don't know how you are  going to get enough sleep. It sucks that Isha and Fajr are not far apart at this time of year.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #12 - June 06, 2016, 11:52 PM
    @AutumnButterfly it does suck, but I can buy food at university because I stay there all day and I can drink as much water as I want. I will have to change my sleep schedule because that way I can sleep through the day and stay up all night. But nonetheless it sucks having to go through this
    As a scientist I can see farther than any human before me by standing on the shoulders of giants (previous scientists); As a religious follower I can not see what is right in-front of me, even when others INDEPENDENTLY see the same thing!
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #13 - June 07, 2016, 01:09 AM
    Quote from: afghan hassan on June 06, 2016, 07:20 PM
    AutumnButterfly, You are lucky you are in high school. It sucks because I have night classes right now in University and when I return home exhausted I have my parents dragging me to taraweeh  mysmilie_977  but what I have found works is when "fasting" when doing wudu, you would "wash" your mouth 3 times (really put a ton of water in your mouth, swallow 2/3 of it and spit out 1/3, but spit quick so no one realizes how little came out of your mouth).

    I used to do this while a muslim because I hated being thirsty and didnt think about god looking at me, I even did it in the mosque in those long wudu benches for years and still no one realized.

    Becareful when eating, I got caught eating food last year while in GRADE 12, and I got my ass kicked hard, they wouldnt even listen that I forgot lol, so be careful, and I just got a huge scholarship and got into my first choice university but my parents lost their shit. (so eat at school not at home, and luckily graduation wont be a problem because the graduation robe is like an abaya 

    So your parents dont let you wear pants and shirts? wow and I thought I had it bad, imagine if muslim guys had to wear thobes, there would probably be a lot more "non practicing muslims"  whistling2


    Has anyone ever realize those people you knew growing up who were "non practicing" are identical to you when you leave islam as an atheist, those "non practicing people" were closeted exmuslims!!! I just figured that out


    Please be very careful with assuming that "non-practicing" is "closeted ex-Muslim". Because I had a non-practicing husband that would turn into a raging bull if you suggested that any prophet or any quran was suspect. Some non-practicing Muslims would still rip your head off, so keep it on the way down low until you have confirmation they really are apostate.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #14 - June 07, 2016, 01:38 AM
    ^Yes definetly, in my experience, most of my friends who were non practicing were also closeted ex muslims because we were all learning the intricacies of science together and all could realize how it was contradicting Quran on science. We were all learning the truth together and all understood it well, so these same people ended up leaving Islam.

    Most of my friends not from core science degrees just compartmentalize their separate religions, but those especially in biology have to leave Islam because Islam makes claims on biology and our evidence rips apart the Islamic dogma
    As a scientist I can see farther than any human before me by standing on the shoulders of giants (previous scientists); As a religious follower I can not see what is right in-front of me, even when others INDEPENDENTLY see the same thing!
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #15 - June 07, 2016, 01:44 AM
    Quote from: three on June 07, 2016, 01:09 AM
    Please be very careful with assuming that "non-practicing" is "closeted ex-Muslim". Because I had a non-practicing husband that would turn into a raging bull if you suggested that any prophet or any quran was suspect. Some non-practicing Muslims would still rip your head off, so keep it on the way down low until you have confirmation they really are apostate.


    Sounds Good. Your Husband has faith.
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #16 - June 07, 2016, 01:46 AM
    Quote from: afghan hassan on June 07, 2016, 01:38 AM
    ^Yes definetly, in my experience, most of my friends who were non practicing were also closeted ex muslims because we were all learning the intricacies of science together and all could realize how it was contradicting Quran on science. We were all learning the truth together and all understood it well, so these same people ended up leaving Islam.

    Most of my friends not from core science degrees just compartmentalize their separate religions, but those especially in biology have to leave Islam because Islam makes claims on biology and our evidence rips apart the Islamic dogma


    There are no scientific errors in quran.
    And evolution is a lie Sir hassan.
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #17 - June 07, 2016, 01:51 AM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 01:46 AM
    evolution is a lie



    Oh you who believe, trust not those who spread lies as truth. Indeed we have witnessed all that doth evolve from something else.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #18 - June 07, 2016, 02:02 AM
    So HAPPY to see Quod!
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #19 - June 07, 2016, 02:04 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PevC93HY-HQ
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #20 - June 07, 2016, 02:04 AM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 01:44 AM
    Sounds Good. Your Husband has faith.



    No. Extreme bouts of rage over expressions of opinion should not be mistaken for faith. Twas not faith that made him a road raging lunatic. He had issues. Faith and belief are not excuses for bad behaviour-though believers might claim otherwise. Hence my caution.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #21 - June 07, 2016, 07:07 AM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 02:04 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PevC93HY-HQ


    Evolutionists were people in the 19th century who valued cultural development. You obviously don't even know what the word means. Why you're posting a video supposed to comment on modern understandings of biology with Victorian sociological terms is beyond me.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #22 - June 07, 2016, 09:45 AM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 02:04 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PevC93HY-HQ


    Hmm  i see this picture



    from that bible Flock Box channel  you copied that video mtexmuslim

    that fool Bible Flock Box is a high school dropout  who stuck to an imaginative religious ideology of dead white male of 30 year old alleged Christ   figure who may have been murdered by those Roman Rascals .,

     Fools like that should go back to high school and do some basic science courses instead of putting out some silly tubes on science  subjects that they have no idea of what they are saying
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #23 - June 07, 2016, 12:30 PM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 02:04 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PevC93HY-HQ


    I got as far as the soft tissue in dinosaur bones ... well that has been resolved.
    Quote
    Controversial T. Rex Soft Tissue Find Finally Explained - See more at: http://www.livescience.com/41537-t-rex-soft-tissue.html#sthash.ngZnsJkV.dpuf

  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #24 - June 07, 2016, 04:37 PM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 01:46 AM
    There are no scientific errors in quran.
    And evolution is a lie Sir hassan.



    I am sorry you are wrong, my course end project for introductory biology and evolution this year was to create a new species of a bacillus bacteria. I caused the species to speciate after separating the sample into two groups and adding different selective pressures on both populations. Bacteria replicate VERY VERY VERY QUICKLY, long story short, in a matter of 2 days I caused over 30,000 generations of bacteria and at the end I had two different species of bacteria in my two samples.
    I watched evolution infront of me because Genetic info in humans and bacteria is carried in the same medium DNA, it responds the same way and behaves the same way with minute differences. Due to this property I could watch evolution in my lifetime.

    You can not say Evolution is a lie, ALL MODERN BIOLOGY AND MEDICINE is grounded on evolution. If evolution was wrong medicine would not work and we wouldn't know what the fuck we were doing in biochem labs.

    I need to urge you to go to your local library and read books on evolution, it is very simple really, it is not complicated anyone can understand it as long as you passed high school.

    Evolution was debated 150 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The debate is over.

    After Genetics came and we sequenced the entire Human DNA in 2001, the Argument was blown out of the water. Evolution is as true as the earth is Round.

    I know this may be hard to believe at first, I was where you were at first too, but I had strong iman in Islam so I was not afraid to scrutinize Evolution and after learning about it, it worked, I looked from an unbiased view and concluded it is true.

    If you really believe in your islam then I urge you to prove it to yourself by reading books on evolution by SCIENTISTS WHO ACTUALLY STUDY THIS FOR A LIVING, NOT RELIGIOUS NUT JOBS
    As a scientist I can see farther than any human before me by standing on the shoulders of giants (previous scientists); As a religious follower I can not see what is right in-front of me, even when others INDEPENDENTLY see the same thing!
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #25 - June 07, 2016, 05:17 PM
    I am going to college myself hassan.
    And It is my withdrawal from SSRI antidepressant lexapro drug.
    don't worry about what bullshit I posted previously.

    Don't give a shitt credibility to my posts, my mind is changing so fast.

    It is a withdrawal period.

    I am a hardcore atheist.

    I was a atheist since 6 to 7 years but recently I left lexapro 10 mg abruptly and withdrawals started.

    I don't know what the fucck this did in my brain, i think something with chemical balance, that I started going back into religions.

    by the way I am taking my first biology class next semester in fall.

    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #26 - June 07, 2016, 05:18 PM
    Evolution isn't lie.
    I was just too stupid to post that.

    Thanks to Lexapro 10 Mg.
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #27 - June 07, 2016, 05:23 PM
    What a horrid day to fast. Last night I was out at a music festival in town with friends and came back home at 12. Sahoor is at 2:30 so I couldn't sleep because I knew I won't wake up. Only ate a banana, went to sleep and skipped school because I knew I was going to pass out. Now I have to go to an award ceremony at 6:30 tonight and stay there for two or three hours. Plus my family is at home to day and  I've only managed water. Normal people would have coffee  finmad finmad finmad finmad
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #28 - June 08, 2016, 12:50 AM
    Quote from: mtexmuslim on June 07, 2016, 05:18 PM
    Evolution isn't lie.
    I was just too stupid to post that.

    Thanks to Lexapro 10 Mg.



    Look, if you are withdrawing from Lexapro you are going to have issues with your chemical constitution, and that is going to affect your moods. Be on the lookout for signs of suicidal ideation and make sure you get plenty of protein and vitamins. Eat fish if you do not take Omega 3s. I hope you are under a doctor's care.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The Haramadan 2k16 Thread
     Reply #29 - June 08, 2016, 01:02 AM
    Quote from: three on June 08, 2016, 12:50 AM
    Look, if you are withdrawing from Lexapro you are going to have issues with your chemical constitution, and that is going to affect your moods. Be on the lookout for signs of suicidal ideation and make sure you get plenty of protein and vitamins. Eat fish if you do not take Omega 3s. I hope you are under a doctor's care.


    Thanks Three.
    This religion thing started when I was taking lexapro.
    And I noticed that I was getting into religion again, it was one of the reason I left lexapro.

    But it got worse after leaving lexapro.
    I have used lexapro 10 Mg, for 2 months.

    And now I am 1 month without it. I left it abruptly without any doctor's consultation.

    withdrawal symptoms were severe in the beginning, like nightmares and sore throat.
    But now after 1 month, I am doing fine. There had been never suicidal thoughts after quitting this drug.
    I am doing absolutely fine except this religion thing.

    No I am not going to doctor. Unless this religion thing continues.

    if this religion thing happens one more time, I am going to psychologist instead of psychiatrist this time.

    Quote from: mtexmuslim on May 29, 2016, 10:54 PM
    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


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