@The above 2 weirdos
How it is you say attention prostitute in English? It is like someone: "no, don't nominate me, I'm so humble, I don't want any awards!!! PLEASE JUST IGNORE ME! I am serious, I post on the JOTM thread so you won't even consider giving me the award." You know what I mean, yes?
Well, if you think that then you might as well think I am here sitting in the nude, eating pork with one hand, wanking with the other, and typing with my nose!
Just bank your head on the keyboard dude!