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 Topic: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??

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  • Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     OP - October 30, 2008, 05:06 PM
    So as most of you know, after I left Islam, I was forced to spend my last 4 months in Kuwait pretending to be a Muslim before I finally became free to start doing all those haraam things I'd been missing out on for 7 years. I had so many plans for stuff I really missed doing, but nothing seems to be working out! Well, ok, having loads of sex is working out really well Afro but that's about it.

    I used to go camping all the time and haven't been for YEARS, so this summer I really wanted to go on a camping trip, but it just never happened until finally it's too cold to go camping. Pout. And now it's Halloween, which of course I avoided like the plague as a Muslim (haraam pagan celebration!!), and I was really looking forward to dressing up in a fun sexy costume and partying all night. Well, the party I was supposed to go to has been cancelled because the host's grandfather died and the funeral is on that day. Pfft. So now I'm doing nothing for Halloween.

    My first year as an ex-Muslim is supposed to be a lot more exciting than this!! finmad

    So is anybody doing anything fun for Halloween? Any cool costumes?
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  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #1 - October 30, 2008, 05:08 PM
    Nope. Am German, we don´t do halloween.  cool2
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #2 - October 30, 2008, 05:09 PM
    But hey, you can do lots of fun haram things... ham sandwiches, toilet paper, rock concerts...  dance
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #3 - October 30, 2008, 05:13 PM
    I know, but I can do those anytime. I have to wait til next summer for another chance to go camping, and now I have to wait another year to have a killer Halloween. Boo hoo!
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #4 - October 30, 2008, 05:28 PM
    Quote from: Rational1 on October 30, 2008, 05:13 PM
    I know, but I can do those anytime. I have to wait til next summer for another chance to go camping, and now I have to wait another year to have a killer Halloween. Boo hoo!


    Nah... you can go to Ausland to camp (or California... it´s  not too cold there..)... and you can have a Halloween Party anyway... just dress up and gatecrash somewhere nice!  Afro
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #5 - October 30, 2008, 05:55 PM
    A lot of clubs will have Halloween themed nights this weekend. Just call any of them and make sure so you do not end up the only one dressed up there, although i suspect everyone will dress up.
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  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #6 - October 30, 2008, 07:54 PM
    Quote from: Baal on October 30, 2008, 05:55 PM
    A lot of clubs will have Halloween themed nights this weekend.

    Yeah. There are tons of parties at clubs and bars on Halloween. Or you can call up a friend who might know of a private party or something. Last minute plans can be a lot of fun.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #7 - October 30, 2008, 08:00 PM
    Or you could throw your own Halloween party.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #8 - October 30, 2008, 09:48 PM
    All of the above, and stop being such a wuss. If people can sleep in tents on Mount Everest you can go camping when it's cold. You can even do it in a Halloween costume and have sex to stay warm. Do it. You know you want to. grin12
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #9 - October 31, 2008, 12:15 AM
    Quote from: Rational1 on October 30, 2008, 05:06 PM
    Well, the party I was supposed to go to has been cancelled because the host's grandfather died and the funeral is on that day. Pfft. So now I'm doing nothing for Halloween.



    Am I the only one thinking maybe combine the two?... into like, a Funeral/Halloween party?  You got your coffin, your punch, strobe lights... you can show up in a hearse.  It's more like, ...an opportunity.  Afro


    Normally I go out to halloween balls, but this year I'm in a different city, so all I can do is be lame.




    (*EDIT: holy crap, I hope that wasn't too insensitive... you didn't know him did you??)
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #10 - October 31, 2008, 06:26 AM
    ***you can do lots of fun haram things... ham sandwiches, toilet paper, rock concerts...***

    Ham butties and rock concerts, I can understand, Diotima; but the Koran prohibits loo roll? What's the thinking behind that? Cheers. Neil
    We are not here to fight religion. We are here to make religion irrelevant. NM
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #11 - October 31, 2008, 07:29 AM
    Quote from: neilmarr on October 31, 2008, 06:26 AM
    ***you can do lots of fun haram things... ham sandwiches, toilet paper, rock concerts...***

    Ham butties and rock concerts, I can understand, Diotima; but the Koran prohibits loo roll? What's the thinking behind that? Cheers. Neil


    It doesn't prohibit it. The Sunnah (recommended practice) is to use water (you won't find toilet paper in some muslim places, just a watering can, or a hose). In the ahadeeth (pl.) muhammad also recommends one use stones (being in the desert). If I remember correctly, he also prohibits wiping with bones, because the Jinn eat those.
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  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #12 - October 31, 2008, 08:07 AM
    But presumably if he didn't specifically ban something then it'd be halal. So for instance using a rabbit would be fine (cue the old bear joke).
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #13 - October 31, 2008, 09:26 AM
    ***In the ahadeeth (pl.) muhammad also recommends one use stones***

    I can't think for the life of me why, awais, but I was trying to send myself to sleep the other night by trying to recall all the grafitti I'd ever read on toilet walls (I often try to bore myself to sleep if my usual whisky nightcap hasn't worked). Anyway, I recalled this ditty: "Enter ye these marble halls. Use the paper, not the walls. For it is a dirty trick, to wipe your arse upon a brick." I thought back in my childhood when I read it that it was just harmless fun and maybe even a kind of informal hygene advice notice. Now I see it for the 1950s anti-Islamic slogan it obviously was. Thanks for the heads up. Hoots. Neil
    We are not here to fight religion. We are here to make religion irrelevant. NM
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #14 - October 31, 2008, 11:34 AM
    Well I was going to take the kids trick or treating, which I hate, but thankfully they have behaved so badly that they are not going anymore.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #15 - October 31, 2008, 11:35 AM
    If I was young free and single then I would go out.  finmad
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #16 - October 31, 2008, 12:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 11:35 AM
    If I was young free and single then I would go out.  finmad


    why not have a halloween party in your home? It´s fun, too, no?  bunny
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #17 - October 31, 2008, 01:03 PM
    Wasn't planned ahead, and my invite list would be limited to 3 people  Cheesy

    Would be kind of boring.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #18 - October 31, 2008, 01:06 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:03 PM
    Wasn't planned ahead, and my invite list would be limited to 3 people  Cheesy

    Would be kind of boring.


    Rubbish! Spontaneous things often are the best!  Afro
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #19 - October 31, 2008, 01:07 PM
    Ha, try being in my shoes today Dio and see how spontaneous you can actually be given all my circumstances.  Wink

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #20 - October 31, 2008, 01:10 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:07 PM
    Ha, try being in my shoes today Dio and see how spontaneous you can actually be given all my circumstances.  Wink




    Sigh, I know what you mean... been utterly depressed (and on my period!) all week - and it´s been raining. Now, it´s friday, nobody loves me and I can feel a migraine setting in, my desk is overflowing with work I don´t want to do and that pays peanuts. Where´s the booze?  Afro
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #21 - October 31, 2008, 01:11 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 31, 2008, 01:10 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:07 PM
    Ha, try being in my shoes today Dio and see how spontaneous you can actually be given all my circumstances.  Wink




    Sigh, I know what you mean... been utterly depressed (and on my period!) all week - and it´s been raining. Now, it´s friday, nobody loves me and I can feel a migraine setting in, my desk is overflowing with work I don´t want to do and that pays peanuts. Where´s the booze?  Afro


    Red or white or pink?  red is on the wine rack in the kitchen, you can't miss it, and the white in the fridge near the pink lol  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #22 - October 31, 2008, 01:12 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:11 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 31, 2008, 01:10 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:07 PM
    Ha, try being in my shoes today Dio and see how spontaneous you can actually be given all my circumstances.  Wink




    Sigh, I know what you mean... been utterly depressed (and on my period!) all week - and it´s been raining. Now, it´s friday, nobody loves me and I can feel a migraine setting in, my desk is overflowing with work I don´t want to do and that pays peanuts. Where´s the booze?  Afro


    Red or white or pink?  red is on the wine rack in the kitchen, you can't miss it, and the white in the fridge near the pink lol  Cheesy


    Hm... I HOPE that was an INclusive "or" as in And/or... I´ll start on the white, if you don´t mind.  thnkyu parrot
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #23 - October 31, 2008, 01:16 PM
     Cheesy Feel free.

    Although someone told me that mixing the colours is what led me to be so ill last time.  wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #24 - October 31, 2008, 01:17 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:16 PM
    Cheesy Feel free.

    Although someone told me that mixing the colours is what led me to be so ill last time.  wacko


    Meh! Last time I mixed colours in my drink, I ended up with the wrong man... can´t be worse than that, can it?  grin12
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #25 - October 31, 2008, 01:18 PM
    If it would help me land up with 1 then it's worth a try  Cheesy

    Been far too long.  finmad
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #26 - October 31, 2008, 01:23 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:18 PM
    If it would help me land up with 1 then it's worth a try  Cheesy

    Been far too long.  finmad


    Sigh, not if it´s the wrong one, trust me on that one...   mysmilie_977
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #27 - October 31, 2008, 01:23 PM
    But I want to be bad lol the wrong one would be perfectly fine for that.  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #28 - October 31, 2008, 01:26 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 31, 2008, 01:23 PM
    But I want to be bad lol the wrong one would be perfectly fine for that.  Cheesy


    Sigh, they´re usually wrong for being bad, too... wacko
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #29 - October 31, 2008, 02:15 PM
    Sigh, just thinking... exactly one week ago, I was lying on a hot, sandy beach in the hot sun, listening to the waves and... eh, well, yeah, drinking a glass of wine and so forth, actually.  grin12 ...What´s halloween compared to that???  buhuuuuuu...  Cry
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