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 Topic: {In the Barzakh} II

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #30 - April 06, 2009, 05:06 PM


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    9.  What question would you refuse to answer


    This one.   Tongue


    Not the answer I was looking for, but a great 'get me out of jail card' nonetheless

    Tell me more about walking in on your landlord having sex!

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #31 - April 06, 2009, 05:15 PM

    What do you think about the USA?

    What do you think about Obama?

    What do you think about Israel?

    What do you think about the UK?

    What do you think about Islam?

    What do you think about Karl Marx?

    What do you think about Sailor Moon?

    Quote
    Go to Egypt and see the pyramids.

    I see that somebody has an evil influence on you.  Cheesy

    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #32 - April 06, 2009, 05:29 PM

    Emerald again..

    Quote
    You're fav. cartoon?


    South Park

    Quote
    Fav. super hero?


    Buffy.

    Quote
    How did you end up here?  (COEM)


    I knew Berbs from FFI.

    Quote
    Why did you research Islam?


    Just general curiosity.

    Quote
    When did you research it?


    I'd read the Qur'an years ago, when I was at school and didn't think much of it.  Then I went back about 2 years ago and tried again, thinking maybe I'd see something wise and inspirational through adult eyes that would have passed over my head as a 15 year old.  I didn't.   Tongue






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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #33 - April 06, 2009, 05:31 PM

    Zaephon

    Quote
    Why isn't Nature like that?


    There's no reason why it should be.  Its a quirk of the human brain to think it should.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #34 - April 06, 2009, 05:35 PM

    Awais..

    Quote
    Are you red headed with freckles? Smiley


    No.

    Quote
    Ever find a leprecaun with a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?


    No.

    Quote
    Speak any Gaelic?


    Only a little

    Quote
    Like cabbage and corned beef?


    I like cabbage, can't stand corned beef.


    Quote
    Were you raised Catholic?


    Yes.

    Quote
    Drink much?


    Not really, once a week or a fortnight.

    Quote
    Pepsi or Coke?

    ...?


    Neither - Dr. Pepper is best.

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #35 - April 06, 2009, 08:13 PM

    Lasagna Bolognese style (bechamel sauce) or Southern Italian/American style (ricotta cheese)?

    fuck you
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #36 - April 06, 2009, 08:22 PM

    Lasagna Bolognese style (bechamel sauce) or Southern Italian/American style (ricotta cheese)?


    Bolognese style is my favourite, but lasagne is tasty whatever way its done. 

    (I've missed some questions I know, I'll go back to them later. )

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #37 - April 06, 2009, 08:48 PM

    How much would you puke after eating my mum's lasagne?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #38 - April 06, 2009, 08:50 PM

     Cheesy

    Buckets full.

    Getting your mum to make lasagne would be a waste of her talents anyway.  I bet she makes a great curry, though.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #39 - April 06, 2009, 08:52 PM

    Cheesy

    Buckets full.

    Getting your mum to make lasagne would be a waste of her talents anyway.  I bet she makes a great curry, though.


    Quote
    Curry?

    Yeah, she can make some alright food. Other times, its a load of shit and I tell her that but then she makes me eat more of it.


  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #40 - April 06, 2009, 08:54 PM

    Quote
    What do you think about the USA?


    Its very, very big.


    Quote
    What do you think about Obama?


    He's the least worst option at the moment.  What do you think of him?  He's in Turkey at the moment isn't he, what kind of reception is he getting?



    Quote
    What do you think about Israel?


    Its very, very small.


    Quote
    What do you think about the UK?


    Nice country, shame about the government.


    Quote
    What do you think about Islam?


    Mohammed just made it all up as he went along.



    Quote
    What do you think about Karl Marx?


    Never read his works, but I like some of his quotes.



    Quote
    What do you think about Sailor Moon?


    Who?Huh???

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #41 - April 06, 2009, 08:56 PM

    Answer at your leisure (please of course)-I wouldn't mind if you answered these the very last day or if you didn't answer, so I'll ask anyway.

    Do you ever debate anyone online about anything?

    Give a list of 10 countries (Britain and Ireland don't count) you've been to if you have been to 10 countries, if you haven't, just give as many as you want.

    How do you spend your time when you arent working or online?

    Can you cook (well)?

    Do you like classical culture, IE art, history, museums, classical music?

    Are all the guys you go out with taller than you, as in, do you prefer taller men?

    Do you go to the cinema often?

    Have you ever worked in an office environment? Do you like them?

    Is Ireland as cool as they make it out to be on British TV?

    Why, when I first came, did you welcome me rather than telling me to fuck off back to FFI like the rest? Are you a mature person IRL or is it because you wanted to go against the grain?

    That is all.

    Thank you in advance.

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #42 - April 06, 2009, 08:58 PM

    That's a shitload of questions.

    Are you even gonna bother? The Cheetah I know would allow it.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #43 - April 06, 2009, 08:58 PM

    Cheesy

    Buckets full.

    Getting your mum to make lasagne would be a waste of her talents anyway.  I bet she makes a great curry, though.


    Quote
    Curry?

    Yeah, she can make some alright food. Other times, its a load of shit and I tell her that but then she makes me eat more of it.




    You should just compliment her cooking then, even if its bad.




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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #44 - April 06, 2009, 09:03 PM

    Cheesy

    Buckets full.

    Getting your mum to make lasagne would be a waste of her talents anyway.  I bet she makes a great curry, though.


    Quote
    Curry?

    Yeah, she can make some alright food. Other times, its a load of shit and I tell her that but then she makes me eat more of it.




    You should just compliment her cooking then, even if its bad.





    You fucked up the quotes on this but...it's a matter of principle and I have never and never will compliment her cooking.

  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #45 - April 06, 2009, 09:07 PM


    You fucked up the quotes on this but...

    Leave her alone, she hasnt got time to fix quote tags, she's got another 50 questions to answer in the bazarkh!


    [/quote]


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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #46 - April 06, 2009, 09:09 PM


    You fucked up the quotes on this but...

    Leave her alone, she hasnt got time to fix quote tags, she's got another 50 questions to answer in the bazarkh!





    [/quote]

    Seems we all fucked up.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #47 - April 06, 2009, 09:09 PM

    Quote
    Do you ever debate anyone online about anything?


    Sometimes.

    Quote
    Give a list of 10 countries (Britain and Ireland don't count) you've been to if you have been to 10 countries, if you haven't, just give as many as you want.


    I've been to France, Belgium, Spain and Andorra.  That's it, apart from Britain and Ireland.

    Quote
    How do you spend your time when you arent working or online?


    Reading, watching telly, socialising, visiting family, that kind of thing.

    Quote
    Can you cook (well)?


    I can cook a few things well, but not many.

    Quote
    Do you like classical culture, IE art, history, museums, classical music?


    Yes.

    Quote
    Are all the guys you go out with taller than you, as in, do you prefer taller men?


    Yes.  I'm pretty short, so a man shorter than me would be practically a dwarf.

    Quote
    Do you go to the cinema often?


    Not really.  The last thing I saw at the cinema was The Boy in The Stripey Pyjamas.

    Quote
    Have you ever worked in an office environment? Do you like them?


    Yes and yes.

    Quote
    Is Ireland as cool as they make it out to be on British TV?


    Dunno.  I've never seen much about Ireland on British TV.

    The town where I live reminds me a bit of The League of Gentlemen.

    Quote
    Why, when I first came, did you welcome me rather than telling me to fuck off back to FFI like the rest? Are you a mature person IRL or is it because you wanted to go against the grain?


    Because I read your testimony over there before responding to you, so I had a different impression of you than you gave in your first few posts here. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #48 - April 06, 2009, 09:10 PM

    That's a shitload of questions.

    Are you even gonna bother? The Cheetah I know would allow it.


    Can't allow it.  There's rulez and stuff.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #49 - April 06, 2009, 09:11 PM



    Seems we all fucked up.


    I tried to fix the quote tags but it wouldn't co operate. [/quote]  Cry

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #50 - April 06, 2009, 09:12 PM

    That's a shitload of questions.

    Are you even gonna bother? The Cheetah I know would allow it.


    Can't allow it.  There's rulez and stuff.


    That's not the Cheetah I knew. She made the rules and everyone else played along. Not the other way around.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #51 - April 06, 2009, 09:14 PM

    That's a shitload of questions.

    Are you even gonna bother? The Cheetah I know would allow it.


    Can't allow it.  There's rulez and stuff.


    That's not the Cheetah I knew. She made the rules and everyone else played along. Not the other way around.


    Well, see what happens when you leave for a few weeks?  Everything goes to the dogs without M! 

    (Btw, did you notice my cool bled talk, spelling rules with a z?  I'm so cool.  dance)

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #52 - April 06, 2009, 09:15 PM


    That's not the Cheetah I knew. She made the rules and everyone else played along. Not the other way around.


    So what does Berbs do -  brew the tea & coffees?

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #53 - April 06, 2009, 09:18 PM

    That's a shitload of questions.

    Are you even gonna bother? The Cheetah I know would allow it.


    Can't allow it.  There's rulez and stuff.


    That's not the Cheetah I knew. She made the rules and everyone else played along. Not the other way around.


    Well, see what happens when you leave for a few weeks?  Everything goes to the dogs without M! 

    (Btw, did you notice my cool bled talk, spelling rules with a z?  I'm so cool.  dance)


    I didn't notice actually and now that I saw it, it doesnt suit you.

    And the quote fuckup is hardly to do with me leaving anyways.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #54 - April 06, 2009, 09:30 PM

    You're just jealous of my super coolness.  nyanya

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #55 - April 07, 2009, 06:42 PM

    You're just jealous of my super coolness.  nyanya


    You wish mate.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #56 - April 07, 2009, 06:48 PM

    Do you believe in karma?

    Do you think shaving your armpits is an invention of the man to try and control us women, or just a fantastic option in this day and age?

    Would you date a man with a 1 inch penis?


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #57 - April 07, 2009, 06:57 PM

    Would you date a man with a 1 inch penis?

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with small ones   Roll Eyes - its the way you use it that counts. 

    Long and thin may go in, but short & thick does the trick  dance

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #58 - April 07, 2009, 06:58 PM

    Quote
    Do you believe in karma?


    No.

    Quote
    Do you think shaving your armpits is an invention of the man to try and control us women, or just a fantastic option in this day and age?


    Its a fantastic option in this day and age.

    Quote
    Would you date a man with a 1 inch penis?


    No.   Cheesy  Anyway there's no such thing.



    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #59 - April 07, 2009, 07:04 PM

    Would you date a man with a 1 inch penis?

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with small ones   Roll Eyes - its the way you use it that counts. 

    Long and thin may go in, but short & thick does the trick  dance


    1 inch is not short and thick, it's a button mushroom.  Cheesy




    No.   Cheesy  Anyway there's no such thing.





    Are you sure about that?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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