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Why I love Heaven
OP - May 06, 2009, 12:00 PM

hello to everyone.

Whether you are going to heaven or going to hell, thats none of my business.

I dont want to change your course.

Go where ever you want to go.

Me?

Im going to enjoy 73 beautiful virgins on the other side.

Polygamy is allowed in Paradise; on a mass scale.

Thats my road to Eternal Pleasure.

I hope you dont mind me heading that way?

At the moment Im not done my university studies. These are pain in the arse. But one has to get educated and earn a living.

However, university life is good. Its very nice. Some very pretty things to enjoy with my time while I am here. I can only thank God for that. He so looks afters the needs of men.

Fell free to ask me anything you like. I am a very open minded person. I can tolerate anything you throw at me.

I love free speech and currently I am running for president of students union.

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Re: Hello
Reply #1 - May 06, 2009, 12:02 PM

How come you get an extra virgin?

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Re: Hello
Reply #2 - May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM

another non muslim,

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Re: Hello
Reply #3 - May 06, 2009, 12:06 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on May 06, 2009, 12:02 PM
How come you get an extra virgin?

I dont.

Most people get one less.

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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #4 - May 06, 2009, 12:07 PM

Welcome Rayback. What makes you think you're headed for Heaven?

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Reply #5 - May 06, 2009, 12:08 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on May 06, 2009, 12:07 PM
Welcome Rayback. What makes you think you're headed for Heaven?

No virgins in Hell?

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Re: Hello
Reply #6 - May 06, 2009, 12:09 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM
another non muslim,

U sound botherd?
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Reply #7 - May 06, 2009, 12:10 PM

Don't worry about Tut. He's just grumpy this week.

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Reply #8 - May 06, 2009, 12:17 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:09 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM
another non muslim,

U sound botherd?

no am just thinking what is the point chatting shit like 73 virgins, i mean anyone can get a bottle of crtsall and some coke and get an escort.

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Reply #9 - May 06, 2009, 12:19 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:17 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:09 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM
another non muslim,

U sound botherd?

no am just thinking what is the point chatting shit like 73 virgins, i mean anyone can get a bottle of crtsall and some coke and get an escort.

Hmmm, most people dont need to pay for an escort??
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #10 - May 06, 2009, 12:25 PM

I just love having 73 chicks around me.

I dont think any man would really mind that kind of situation.

Since, I cant have them all here, I guess I would have to wait till I enter that gate.

What good would eternity be without women?

It would be pretty boring if there were no virgins to enjoy.

So, God being so considerate, knows what men really like.

Thats why He has booked everything for me in advance.

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Re: Hello
Reply #11 - May 06, 2009, 12:38 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:19 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:17 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:09 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM
another non muslim,

U sound botherd?

no am just thinking what is the point chatting shit like 73 virgins, i mean anyone can get a bottle of crtsall and some coke and get an escort.

Hmmm, most people dont need to pay for an escort??

well its better prefer it

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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #12 - May 06, 2009, 12:39 PM

Actually I'm not real fussed about virgins myself. I think they're overrated.

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Re: Hello
Reply #13 - May 06, 2009, 12:41 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:38 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:19 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:17 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 12:09 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 12:04 PM
another non muslim,

U sound botherd?

no am just thinking what is the point chatting shit like 73 virgins, i mean anyone can get a bottle of crtsall and some coke and get an escort.

Hmmm, most people dont need to pay for an escort??

well its better prefer it

Better than what?? Your wife?
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #14 - May 06, 2009, 12:43 PM

Look on the bright side, rayback. If you have enough money Tut can get you 73 escorts right here on earth.

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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #15 - May 06, 2009, 04:28 PM

Hi rayback - are you a having a laugh or are you serious?

Anyway, welcome!
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #16 - May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM

Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #17 - May 06, 2009, 04:32 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on May 06, 2009, 12:39 PM
Actually I'm not real fussed about virgins myself. I think they're overrated.

Virgins dont know what they are doing, you might as well get 73 blow-up dolls hear on earth.

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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #18 - May 06, 2009, 04:48 PM

Quote from: IsLame on May 06, 2009, 04:32 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on May 06, 2009, 12:39 PM
Actually I'm not real fussed about virgins myself. I think they're overrated.

Virgins dont know what they are doing, you might as well get 73 blow-up dolls hear on earth.

I'd prefer one glaswegian slag to 73 virgins!

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Reply #19 - May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x
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Reply #20 - May 06, 2009, 04:52 PM

Good point actually (re-virgins in paradise). I suspect the obsession with virgins has little to do with pleasure and much more to do with power, possession, control and domination.
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Reply #21 - May 06, 2009, 04:53 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I think it's nice
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Reply #22 - May 06, 2009, 05:02 PM

i dont know if anyone has heard of the term "gulman" ,they are good looking young boys which are aparently prommised alongside "hoors"
so its a good news for gays i suppose(if only the will control their urge for cock ,in this life)

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Reply #23 - May 06, 2009, 05:16 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:53 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I think it's nice

Awww thanks x Changed it now, had to blot ma mate out now, dont want anybody murdering her , lol x
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Reply #24 - May 06, 2009, 05:21 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 05:16 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:53 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I think it's nice

Awww thanks x Changed it now, had to blot ma mate out now, dont want anybody murdering her , lol x

yeah

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Reply #25 - May 06, 2009, 05:56 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 05:21 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 05:16 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:53 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I think it's nice

Awww thanks x Changed it now, had to blot ma mate out now, dont want anybody murdering her , lol x

yeah

Yeah what? lol
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Reply #26 - May 06, 2009, 05:58 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 05:56 PM
Quote from: King Tut on May 06, 2009, 05:21 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 05:16 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:53 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM
Quote from: Hassan on May 06, 2009, 04:29 PM
Is that you in the avatar KraziKuri?

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I think it's nice

Awww thanks x Changed it now, had to blot ma mate out now, dont want anybody murdering her , lol x

yeah

Yeah what? lol

yeah, that we don't want anyone murdering you or her. And you nice.

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Reply #27 - May 06, 2009, 06:00 PM

Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I've got to say, well done to you for putting your picture up. Very brave of you. I know I wouldn't even fucking dare. So do your family know what you believe or is it still hush hush?

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Reply #28 - May 06, 2009, 06:20 PM

Quote from: aliadiere on May 06, 2009, 06:00 PM
Quote from: KraziKuri on May 06, 2009, 04:50 PM

Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x

I've got to say, well done to you for putting your picture up. Very brave of you. I know I wouldn't even fucking dare. So do your family know what you believe or is it still hush hush?

The only real muslim in my family was ma Dad, and hes dead, so.... My Brother, eldest, still thinks he's hardcore Dawat-e-Islami buh he parties hard and loves his women so who gives a fuck what he thinks??
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Reply #29 - May 06, 2009, 06:29 PM

Dawat-e-Islami hardcore? them dumbasses in green attire! lol

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