Me - 'Mommy mommy, how did the elephant god get his head?'
Mommy - 'Dad go mad! Dad go slash!!! Head gets chop - chopped, head gets chop - chopped, new head with glue! New head with glue!!!'
Me - 'LULWUT WTF ZOMG LIAR!!!'

My favorite joke about hinduism as it was my remedy to the illness.
I never really started believing, it was just forced onto me.