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  • I made a breakthrough today!
     OP - August 12, 2009, 08:38 PM
    I made a breakthrough today, I shaved my beard! I am clean shaven for the first time since November 2006!
    Although I am happy that I managed to shave it, I am still very dissapointed in the fact that I didn't say "yeah, I shaved my beard. So what". I made an excuse and said that I shaved it by accident!

    But nevertheless, people were asking me why I shaved and saying things like "your beard looked so nice on you, why did you shave it" and "a beard is a sign of a Muslim" etc. so it did give me at least a small insight into what would happen if I did come out!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #1 - August 12, 2009, 08:56 PM
    Mabrook on the newly shaved face.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #2 - August 12, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 12, 2009, 08:38 PM
    people were asking me why I shaved and saying things like "your beard looked so nice on you, why did you shave it"


    They'll get over it - congrats!

    (I shave and then let it grow then shave again etc... )
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #3 - August 12, 2009, 09:32 PM
    I was a bit silly though. I said I was trimming my beard a number 2, and then I put it on number 0 to neaten the edges, and then I went to give it a final trim, but I forgot to put the number 2 blade on and left the 0 on and I took a big chunk out of it so I had to shave it all off.

    I wish I could have just said "I have shaved because I didn't want my beard anymore".
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #4 - August 13, 2009, 12:30 AM
    Wow, nice excuse there.  dance
    How does the wind feel on your face now?

    Btw, a local muslim imam once said during juma that "growing a beard increases sperm count", any truth to this or does this belong in the same category as "masturbating erodes the spinal cord" ?
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #5 - August 13, 2009, 03:05 AM
    He had it backwards. A sperm count leads to beards growing.  Afro
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #6 - August 13, 2009, 06:01 AM
    Quote from: Diem on August 13, 2009, 12:30 AM
    "growing a beard increases sperm count"


     Cheesy.... You gotta love Muslims  Afro
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #7 - August 13, 2009, 06:40 AM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 12, 2009, 09:32 PM
    I was a bit silly though. I said I was trimming my beard a number 2, and then I put it on number 0 to neaten the edges, and then I went to give it a final trim, but I forgot to put the number 2 blade on and left the 0 on and I took a big chunk out of it so I had to shave it all off.

    I wish I could have just said "I have shaved because I didn't want my beard anymore".

    Congrats  Afro(you could always change the story into a combination of the 2 i.e. you noticed you had cut it wrong, then you thought you would see what you looked like without the beard, and now you dont mind it)
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #8 - August 13, 2009, 06:41 AM
    Quote from: Diem on August 13, 2009, 12:30 AM
    Wow, nice excuse there.  dance
    How does the wind feel on your face now?

    Btw, a local muslim imam once said during juma that "growing a beard increases sperm count", any truth to this or does this belong in the same category as "masturbating erodes the spinal cord" ?

    We should do a 'funny things that you have heard a mullah say" thread.  In fact dont want to derail this important moment in Aliadiere's kaffir timeline, so i'll do that now..
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #9 - August 13, 2009, 06:51 AM
    Yay to the shave.  dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #10 - August 13, 2009, 06:54 AM
    Meh. Shaving is overrated. Course if yer an average white bugger it's growing the beard that is seen as rebellious (or was until recently).
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #11 - August 13, 2009, 07:30 AM
    Well done, I'm sure this is a big step for you.

    There seems to be some very big taboo about shaving in the UK muslim community. I remember when I went to my first madrassa (deobandi crazies) any sign of a razor was reported to mufti-sahib and the culprit would be beaten like a boxing bag for doing something haram.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #12 - August 13, 2009, 07:43 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 13, 2009, 06:01 AM
    Cheesy.... You gotta love Muslims  Afro


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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #13 - August 13, 2009, 09:30 AM
    I feel sorry for Muslims from Oriental or SE Asian backgrounds who just cannot grow a full beard and feel they MUST go around with a few whisps of straggly hair hanging from their jaws.  It looks so disgusting to me! 

    I also feel sorry for the women who are married to men with full beards.  Imagine having to kiss & make love through all that hair! YUCK!
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #14 - August 13, 2009, 09:38 AM
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    cannot grow a full beard and feel they MUST go around with a few whisps of straggly hair hanging from their jaws.



    ...
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #15 - August 13, 2009, 01:20 PM
    Quote from: FinallyFree on August 13, 2009, 07:30 AM
    Well done, I'm sure this is a big step for you.

    There seems to be some very big taboo about shaving in the UK muslim community. I remember when I went to my first madrassa (deobandi crazies) any sign of a razor was reported to mufti-sahib and the culprit would be beaten like a boxing bag for doing something haram.


    Couldn't you have just said that the razor was for shaving your balls?

    To be honest with you, I only grew the beard in my final year, because at that point I was trying to be more religious, then I just thought I would fuck it!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #16 - August 13, 2009, 03:42 PM
    Congratz! ^^
    Next time you shave it you should just say that you think it looked nice when you "accidentally" shaved it. ^^
    Be strong! great
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #17 - August 13, 2009, 04:58 PM
    -
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #18 - August 13, 2009, 05:02 PM
    Actually, I don't really like being clean shaven. It doesn't feel right and It doesn't look as good as with a beard!

    And on shaving private parts, I still do, yes, but I am so glad I don't have to shave my armpits anymore! That is so irritating!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #19 - August 13, 2009, 05:10 PM
    Trust me - the only person that looks good with a beard is Holy Os.  It will look weird at the beginning, thats expected.
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #20 - August 13, 2009, 05:24 PM
    What about Chuck Norris?
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #21 - August 13, 2009, 05:36 PM
    My opinion is irrelevent - do a straw poll amongst the girls
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #22 - August 13, 2009, 06:11 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 13, 2009, 06:54 AM
    Meh. Shaving is overrated. Course if yer an average white bugger it's growing the beard that is seen as rebellious (or was until recently).


    I have a goatee, I've never liked the clean shaven look even when I was a teen. I once grew a huge Stalin tache about three years ago. Used to be fond of the designer stubble in the early nineties. I would have it now but too many grey hair!
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #23 - August 15, 2009, 03:08 AM
    Quote from: 20yearstoolong on August 13, 2009, 06:11 PM
    I have a goatee, I've never liked the clean shaven look even when I was a teen. I once grew a huge Stalin tache about three years ago. Used to be fond of the designer stubble in the early nineties. I would have it now but too many grey hair!


    Try the hitler toothbrush stache.  grin12
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #24 - August 15, 2009, 09:15 AM
    Hitler mos are one of the most ridiculous things ever invented. I'm amazed the German people didn't just piss themselves laughing at the daft little bugger.
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  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #25 - August 15, 2009, 09:18 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on August 15, 2009, 09:15 AM
    Hitler mos are one of the most ridiculous things ever invented. I'm amazed the German people didn't just piss themselves laughing at the daft little bugger.


     Cheesy

    I was watching a movie called The Aryan Couple last night..(amazing movie btw)...and they didn't have a character playing Hitler, it was mostly about Himmler...but I got really confused cos it looked like Hitler.  wacko
  • Re: I made a breakthrough today!
     Reply #26 - August 15, 2009, 09:24 AM
    Quote
    Hitler had only one brass ball,
    Goering had two but very small,
    Himmler had something similar,
    but Goebbels had no balls at all.

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