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  • CEMBADC kick off.
     OP - December 07, 2009, 02:08 AM
    The Council of Ex Muslims of Britain American Drinking Club had their first meeting today.
    Founding members Submissive Bob and Q-Man enjoyed a few beers at Chillies this evening. Do they have chillies in Britain? I would think so. I know they have them in Saudi Arabia. My wife will be relieved to find out that Q-man is a real person with legitimate reasons for coming to our hometown and not part of an FBI sting operation to get me for associating with suspicious on-line muslims. Q-man noted that the place was full of people who appeared to be dating and that it was rather a cheap place to take a date. I agree. If you are looking for a piece of ass, then Chillies is the wrong place to make a first impression. For that and a host of other reasons, I did not submit myself to him tonight. Seriously though, it was a good time and hopefully the start of an American Ex-Muslim of Britain tradition. We're thinking of maybe doing something in NYC next time.

    cheers
    BdanceB
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #1 - December 07, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'll be in NYC around March, and in San Francisco in January. You guys down?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #2 - December 07, 2009, 04:03 AM
    March it is then!
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #3 - December 07, 2009, 04:06 AM
    I'll let you guys know as things become for confirmed on my end.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #4 - December 07, 2009, 04:07 AM
    You guys have any pics?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #5 - December 07, 2009, 05:01 AM
    Whenever, wherever.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #6 - December 07, 2009, 06:20 PM
    Sorry no pics this time.
    2 questions.
    Are you old enough to drink?
    Do you own a pea coat?
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #7 - December 07, 2009, 06:20 PM
    1) Yes.

    2) No, I don't know what that is.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #8 - December 07, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Any Canadians up in dis bitch?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #9 - December 07, 2009, 06:25 PM
    No. Bob used to live in Canada until he learned about the good life here in the states and came to his senses and move to U.S
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #10 - December 07, 2009, 06:54 PM
    Silence knave!
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #11 - December 07, 2009, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 07, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Any Canadians up in dis bitch?

    Yep, theres a few of you - check the where are you from thread to see who they are as they may not read this..
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #12 - December 07, 2009, 07:19 PM
    LOL Chili's.  But why do I think that Q-Man could have had you for a plate of Southwestern Egg Rolls?  What's next? TGIs?  Ruby Tuesday's?  Or will CEMBADC go all out and head for... Applebee's? 
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #13 - December 07, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Chillis is just so.. noncommittal.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #14 - December 07, 2009, 07:28 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on December 07, 2009, 02:08 AM
    The Council of Ex Muslims of Britain American Drinking Club had their first meeting today.
    Founding members Submissive Bob and Q-Man enjoyed a few beers at Chillies this evening.

    From what impressions were of each other on the forum, were you as each other expected?
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #15 - December 07, 2009, 07:29 PM
    A pea coat is a dark blue coat that was traditionally worn by sailors.
    I have a pea coat. I hardly ever wear it. But for some reason I felt compelled to put it on that evening. After arranging to meet Q-man over the phone, it dawned on me that I had no clue what the guy looked like. Why didn't I ask? I usually would have asked. But I didn't, so I set off to the bar/restaurant with nothing to guide me but my instincts (or providence). When I got there, the place was packed. Literally hundreds of people there. Something told me to head directly for the bar. There were probably 50 people at the bar but I chose to walk directly up to this one guy. "Hey Bob" he said. It was Q-man. And he was wearing the same Pea coat I was. If I were religious, I would surely take it as a miracle.

    This is a Pea Coat:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XvFsMYJGZeo/Sx1SXWoJh5I/AAAAAAAAAec/GTScmBlGorY/s1600-h/pea-coat.jpg
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #16 - December 07, 2009, 07:36 PM
    Allhuamdolillah, the pea-coat must become our symbol.  Asis the skull cap for jews, the long white tunic for muslims, the white/black collar for chistians, so for us is the humble pea-coat.  Subhanallah.

    PS Qman stuck up a few photos up in the valhalla thread of himself
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #17 - December 07, 2009, 08:11 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 07, 2009, 07:28 PM
    From what impressions were of each other on the forum, were you as each other expected?


    You really expect me to answer that? The guy knows my name, my phone number and now there's a chance I might run into him again in March. I was just happy he didn't bring a can of pringles.
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #18 - December 07, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on December 07, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'll be in NYC around March, and in San Francisco in January. You guys down?


    Depends. March 11th and 20th are out for me. Unless I'm out of my region for work, weekends are normally good for me, though the 20th is out-- union meeting in Baltimore that Sat night. Let me know ahead of time so I can arrange to stay at a friend's place there. I ain't payin for no hotel at Manhattan rates.

    Quote from: Submissive Bob on December 07, 2009, 07:29 PM
    And he was wearing the same Pea coat I was. If I were religious, I would surely take it as a miracle.

    This is a Pea Coat:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XvFsMYJGZeo/Sx1SXWoJh5I/AAAAAAAAAec/GTScmBlGorY/s1600-h/pea-coat.jpg



    To keep you firmly grounded in your atheism-- it wasn't the exact same pea coat. Yours was an Old Navy dark navy blue coat, whereas I had a Claiborne black coat.

    That coat looked wicked sharp with your black leather mask, by the way.

    Quote from: Manat on December 07, 2009, 07:19 PM
    LOL Chili's.  But why do I think that Q-Man could have had you for a plate of Southwestern Egg Rolls?  What's next? TGIs?  Ruby Tuesday's?  Or will CEMBADC go all out and head for... Applebee's? 


    Oh fuck off. In my defense, it's not like I know what the good bars in that area are, and the locale was fixed at the last minute. I was near Exit 8 when Bob called back and I knew there was a Chili's there, so that was it. It had a full bar and greasy bar food. Good enough.

    Quote from: IsLame on December 07, 2009, 07:28 PM
    From what impressions were of each other on the forum, were you as each other expected?


    Bob was aboot what I expected, eh, and by that I mean he has a thick Canuckistani accent. Smiley

    Quote from: IsLame on December 07, 2009, 07:36 PM
    PS Qman stuck up a few photos up in the valhalla thread of himself


    Yeah, but they weren't up very long before I deleted them.
    fuck you
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #19 - December 07, 2009, 11:33 PM
    I would have suggested another place, but it's Flint Michigan.
    Chillies is hardcore for us.
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #20 - December 08, 2009, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on December 07, 2009, 07:29 PM
    This is a Pea Coat:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XvFsMYJGZeo/Sx1SXWoJh5I/AAAAAAAAAec/GTScmBlGorY/s1600-h/pea-coat.jpg


    looks gay
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #21 - December 08, 2009, 12:34 AM
    Well...it did come from the navy, and is worn by seamen.
    fuck you
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #22 - December 08, 2009, 12:56 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on December 08, 2009, 12:09 AM
    looks gay


    It looks good....that coat is styling.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #23 - December 08, 2009, 01:01 AM
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    It looks good....that coat is styling.

    if you're gay. why do we have no gay smilies os? guess i'll just use the one of the man giving a blowjob to an invisible man... worship
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  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #24 - December 08, 2009, 01:03 AM
    That is a really nice coat and not in the slightest bit gay! I would buy one!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #25 - December 08, 2009, 01:03 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 07, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Any Canadians up in dis bitch?

    eh?
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #26 - December 08, 2009, 01:04 AM
    Pea coat isn't mainstream in the UK then? It went from the US Navy to mil-surplus fashionable in the late 80s/early 90s, and by the late 90s/early 2000s it was mainstream. It's pretty damn fashionably versatile, as well as practical-- looks good with a dress shirt, tie and dress slacks or a t-shirt and jeans, all while keepin you nice and warm. More casual (and practical) than a top coat, but dressier than most other winter coats. I love my fuckin pea coat.
    fuck you
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #27 - December 08, 2009, 01:04 AM
    Quote from: Baal on December 08, 2009, 01:03 AM
    eh?


    Whats up Canuck. You east side or west side?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #28 - December 08, 2009, 01:05 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on December 08, 2009, 01:01 AM
    if you're gay. why do we have no gay smilies os? guess i'll just use the one of the man giving a blowjob to an invisible man... worship

    If we are going to get stupid. Then you are missing the other invisible man behind the man giving a blowjob to an invisible man. His name is Smiley. He always smiles.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: CEMBADC kick off.
     Reply #29 - December 08, 2009, 01:06 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on December 08, 2009, 01:04 AM
    Pea coat isn't mainstream in the UK then? It went from the US Navy to mil-surplus fashionable in the late 80s/early 90s, and by the late 90s/early 2000s it was mainstream. It's pretty damn fashionably versatile, as well as practical-- looks good with a dress shirt, tie and dress slacks or a t-shirt and jeans, all while keepin you nice and warm. More casual (and practical) than a top coat, but dressier than most other winter coats. I love my fuckin pea coat.


    It is mainstream, and quite the in thing at the moment. If you go to H&M, Topman, Ben Sherman, Zara, Diesel, Reiss etc. they are all stocking them.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
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