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  • Injured animal I rescued
     OP - December 30, 2009, 05:02 PM

    I was coming home form the pharmacy, two days ago when I got into my garden I noticed a white bird there in the corner and a cat near it, so I picked up a stone and hit the cat with it so I did not kill the bird, so I quickly went into my house put some medical gloves on (which I have for over-clocking and touching components, and sometimes masturbating with) so I put them on went to the bird (it was a mid, sized white bird I don't know what it is) I slowly picked it up and it, and checked it could not find anything wrong with it, so I put it on the wall I tried to make it fly and it would not, so I decided to take it into my cellar as it was freezing outside I have it some bread and water, and left it there I've been checking up on it, but it is still not flying so, so I called up RSPCA and they were asking me to bring it to them, I told them that was not possible and they were just being reluctant, until I got pissed off and gave them a bollocking, so they told me someone should come today, but no one has come, I don't know what to do with it I am pretty sure it will die tonight, I had taken a hair-dryer down into the cellar and left that on all-night as it was cold down there,

    I don't think it will make it today, it will die - so I am thinking of mixing some coke into the bread and giving it that just to boost it up - but I don't know about bird anatomy and it might end up dying, if I can't find help my tomorrow, I am going to mercy kill it! it looks unlikely it will recover without medical attention   
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #1 - December 30, 2009, 05:05 PM

    Oh and fuck the RSPCA it seems like they only care about cats and dogs  finmad
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #2 - December 30, 2009, 05:06 PM

    Why didn't you ring the RSPB?  Its more their line really.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #3 - December 30, 2009, 05:09 PM

    I don't even know what/who the RSPB is?
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #4 - December 30, 2009, 05:10 PM

    The bird equivalent of the RSPCA.  The number of their local branch should be in your phone book.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #5 - December 30, 2009, 05:12 PM

    OK I am looking it up now, there is one in North Yorkshire oops shit:

    Found a sick or injured bird? The RSPCA (England and Wales), SSPCA (Scotland) and USPCA (Northern Ireland) are the national charities that help and advise on sick and injured birds and animals. The RSPB does not run bird hospitals or a rescue service.

    http://www.rspb.org.uk/groups/leeds/contact/
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #6 - December 30, 2009, 05:12 PM

    If the cat is still alive, give him the bird back.
    Although he might not want it after you've handled it with your wanking gloves.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #7 - December 30, 2009, 05:14 PM

    It was a new-pair, I can't let the cat eat it, the cat might die, that cat is domesticated you'll don't let it eat while animals which are sick
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #8 - December 30, 2009, 05:22 PM

    You hit the cat with a stone?! Why on earth didn't you just run at it to scare it off?  Huh? wacko
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #9 - December 30, 2009, 05:29 PM

    See hadith stoning verses - the cat was committing fornification with the bird. Respect Bro.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #10 - December 30, 2009, 05:30 PM

    Cheesy I thought all cats commit fornication? Tongue
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #11 - December 30, 2009, 05:35 PM

    See hadith stoning verses - the cat was committing fornification with the bird. Respect Bro.


    I thought the one with wanking gloves was the fornicating one : D

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #12 - December 30, 2009, 05:37 PM

    Tut don't you think you interfered with nature?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #13 - December 30, 2009, 05:41 PM

    That cat would not have been there, and no other domestic cat would even have existed, if we worried about things like that.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #14 - December 30, 2009, 05:42 PM

    What domesticating a cat?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #15 - December 30, 2009, 05:47 PM

    cats are the same as wolves are to dogs,  wildcats such as the large lynx were interbred over successive generations to successfully domesticate them and make their features more likeable to man

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #16 - December 30, 2009, 05:51 PM

    Okay but the hunter instinct is still there isn't it?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #17 - December 30, 2009, 05:54 PM

    Perhaps, but so what?  The world's ecosystem is now dependent on man, nature no longer continues as a matter of course

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #18 - December 30, 2009, 05:56 PM

    If it's white, it sounds like a non-indigenous pet, can you take a pic of it? I wouldn't release it, it'll die if it is a pet.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #19 - December 30, 2009, 06:00 PM

    I was coming home form the pharmacy, two days ago when I got into my garden I noticed a white bird there in the corner and a cat near it, so I picked up a stone and hit the cat with it so I did not kill the bird, so I quickly went into my house put some medical gloves on (which I have for over-clocking and touching components, and sometimes masturbating with) so I put them on went to the bird (it was a mid, sized white bird I don't know what it is) I slowly picked it up and it, and checked it could not find anything wrong with it, so I put it on the wall I tried to make it fly and it would not, so I decided to take it into my cellar as it was freezing outside I have it some bread and water, and left it there I've been checking up on it, but it is still not flying so, so I called up RSPCA and they were asking me to bring it to them, I told them that was not possible and they were just being reluctant, until I got pissed off and gave them a bollocking, so they told me someone should come today, but no one has come, I don't know what to do with it I am pretty sure it will die tonight, I had taken a hair-dryer down into the cellar and left that on all-night as it was cold down there,

    I don't think it will make it today, it will die - so I am thinking of mixing some coke into the bread and giving it that just to boost it up - but I don't know about bird anatomy and it might end up dying, if I can't find help my tomorrow, I am going to mercy kill it! it looks unlikely it will recover without medical attention   


     Cheesy

    Okay, so assuming any part of that story is true, cats kill birds, that's what they do, so you shoulda just left the cat to its business, and now you got the bird, stop wasting time and break its neck-- fuckin thing's been suffering for two days, time to end it.

    cats are the same as wolves are to dogs,  wildcats such as the large lynx were interbred over successive generations to successfully domesticate them and make their features more likeable to man


    Not quite. Although both are domesticated, cats are considerably less domesticated than dogs. The wild cat, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_cat, is a hell of a lot closer to the domesticated cat than the wolf is to most dogs. Certain breeds of dogs are closer to wolves, like the Siberian Husky (which is a very old breed), but many more breeds are further away, and there is a lot less breed variation in cats, especially in terms of size and functionality.

    fuck you
  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #20 - December 30, 2009, 06:03 PM

    Perhaps, but so what? 

     

    Well thats the point--regardless of how domesticated a cat is, it still has hunter instincts that comes from its ancestors. Would you stop your pet snake from feeding it live mice simply because it's in a cage?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #21 - December 30, 2009, 06:38 PM

    yes, i would choose to feed it dead meat

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #22 - December 30, 2009, 06:42 PM

    Then aren't you domesticating it further by suppressing it's natural instincts?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #23 - December 30, 2009, 06:46 PM

    its you that has a problem with domestication and living in a land where the laws of the jungle rule, not me..

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #24 - December 30, 2009, 06:53 PM

    its you that has a problem with domestication and living in a land where the laws of the jungle rule, not me..


    What?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #25 - December 30, 2009, 07:04 PM

    You want to live according to jungle laws, I dont, so not sure why you are asking me if its suppressing natural instincts.  Like I said before, who cares?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #26 - December 30, 2009, 07:06 PM

    I don't want to live according to jungle laws--I don't live in a tribal society. I'm saying Man shouldn't interfere an animal's jungle instincts.

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #27 - December 30, 2009, 07:31 PM

    why not?

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  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #28 - December 30, 2009, 07:55 PM

    Eat it.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Injured animal I rescued
     Reply #29 - December 30, 2009, 08:11 PM

    It has bird flu! Ruuuuuuuuuuun!

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