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 Topic: Hundreds of Questions to Ask a Muslim

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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #120 - August 26, 2010, 01:00 PM

    Ah, solid gold this thread  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #121 - August 26, 2010, 02:46 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on August 26, 2010, 12:40 PM
    Most Muslims will give you this answer? BECAUSE ALLAH SAID SO AND HE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU DO
    i find it very annoying when they said that finmad

     

    it's mind numbing to think so .
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #122 - October 04, 2010, 04:32 AM
    Who carries out the consequences of the evil eye?
    If there is such a thing as hasad ( e.g. see 133:5), in which the mere act of envy by one person manifests in a physical manner and affects someone else without them ever knowing, then how does this process take place?

    Does god sit there and watch for envious thoughts and then turns towards the person they're about, and strikes them with whatever damage he likes? Forget that, did god decide while creating everything that such a mechanism is necessary for the test of life? That one person can simply be envious of some innocent bystander, but that it will actually harm them because that's the way god rolls.

    A clever muslim might say; it's so we can run to god for protection. Indeed, who better to run to for protection than that which carries out the harm and damage against you?

    It's all a bit like when a mafia creates local crime and then goes around asking for money to protect the people they just harmed.
    Sustainable low cost pleasure...
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #123 - October 04, 2010, 03:01 PM
    I have tried many questions from my family and friends. They always have some BS answer ready and made up for pretty much all of these questions.
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #124 - October 04, 2010, 03:35 PM

    One of my all time favourite threads  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #125 - October 04, 2010, 04:38 PM
    "What if jinns created the Qur'an?"
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #126 - October 08, 2010, 01:17 PM
    "You claim that Islam is against idols. Why do you have to turn to the black stone in order for your prayers to be valid? Is god able to receive your prayers only if they are directed on one particular way and one particular language? if yes, it means your god is not omnipotent."

    "How come god first allowed alcohol, and forbid only going drunk to the mosque and then a few years later prohibited it completely by saying that alcohol and gambling are works of the devil. Did Allah not know this a few years back?"

    Quote from: FreeSoul007 on January 14, 2011, 05:00 AM
    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #127 - October 08, 2010, 01:56 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 04, 2010, 04:38 PM
    "What if jinns created the Qur'an?"


    26:210-212
    The devils did not bring it down. It is not fitting for them, nor is it in their power, Lo! verily they are banished from the hearing.

    Looks like Muhammad was asked that during his time too, lol.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #128 - October 08, 2010, 02:21 PM
    Which is more immoral and why: someone having sex with their girlfriend, or someone having sex with their slave?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #129 - October 15, 2010, 10:46 AM
    Who would you rather have marry your daughter or son: A Muslim extremist or a Non-Muslim?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #130 - October 15, 2010, 10:57 AM
    Why did eleven wives spread their legs for Mo (PBUH) to discharge his holy seed when the Quran sets an upper limit of only four wives per man?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #131 - October 15, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 10:57 AM
    Why did eleven wives spread their legs for Mo (PBUH) to discharge his holy seed when the Quran sets an upper limit of only four wives per man?

    O Prophet! Lo! We have made lawful unto thee thy wives unto whom thou hast paid their dowries, and those whom thy right hand possesseth of those whom Allah hath given thee as spoils of war, and the daughters of thine uncle on the father's side and the daughters of thine aunts on the father's side, and the daughters of thine uncle on the mother's side and the daughters of thine aunts on the mother's side who emigrated with thee, and a believing woman if she give herself unto the Prophet and the Prophet desire to ask her in marriage - a privilege for thee only, not for the (rest of) believers - We are Aware of that which We enjoined upon them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess - that thou mayst be free from blame, for Allah is ever Forgiving, Merciful.

    ~ al-Ahzab 50
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #132 - October 15, 2010, 11:16 AM
    ^ So Mo exempted himself from the marriage clause?  Fascinating. No wonder this Great Thinker raves about him:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=12679.msg356320#msg356320
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #133 - October 15, 2010, 11:22 AM
    Yup, conveniently ‘sent down’ when rumours started spreading about the Prophet seemingly flouting the rules. Good old reliable Allah never let his Messenger down.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #134 - October 15, 2010, 11:29 AM
    If the Islamic defence of polygamy rests on the notion that it affords women a romantic outlet in times of war that see a dearth of eligible men, quite why is it that a man should not marry five women instead of an upper limit of four if the lack of men is so dire and if the situation demands it in order to prevent the proliferation of lonely hearts? Does it follow also from this premise that in geographical regions where men vastly outnumber women as is famously the case in China that a woman should be given the license to bed more than a single husband or is bed hopping a phallocentric enterprise??
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #135 - October 15, 2010, 11:51 AM
    As recent scientific studies prove, a woman is a mentally and religiously deficient creature, and could not possibly satisfy two men, three or four. A woman cannot satisfy even one man fully. A woman is better in her natural role as a willing womb and as a humble caretaker of her husband's affairs. Allah is clear on this, and He is Most Wise, Great.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #136 - October 15, 2010, 12:01 PM
    ^ Do you want to be my submissive lassy? I will put you on a tight, tight lease and make you crawl on all fours except when I want to ravish you on the dining table.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #137 - October 15, 2010, 12:07 PM
    Oh shit, sorry. I must have been channeling a Muslim for a moment there.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #138 - October 15, 2010, 12:13 PM
      Cheesy  I want to dance between your hairy thighs. Can you dance amorously when the red mist of lust descends to the recitation of Sheik Sudais?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #139 - October 15, 2010, 12:21 PM
    Hairy?? Bitch please!
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #140 - October 15, 2010, 12:24 PM
    Isn't that how south east Asian girls roll? Hairy back, hairy chin, hairy butt crack? Tell me no lies.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #141 - October 15, 2010, 12:28 PM
    Sounds like my ex-wife. She was not sout east Asian. She was an eskimo.

    Quite possible the hairest eskimo in the world. Ah well, at least she never froze at night.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #142 - October 15, 2010, 12:31 PM
    ^LOL

     Are you sure the beast was a woman?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #143 - October 15, 2010, 12:42 PM
    I wouldn't know. I roll wid the Brazilains.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #144 - October 15, 2010, 12:46 PM
    ^ Is it true that you're a handful?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #145 - October 15, 2010, 12:50 PM
    If this is your best chat up technique, you'll never find out.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #146 - October 15, 2010, 12:54 PM
    Note to self: Change tact and try something classy, something with more grace and humour. Try again to sweep those hairy legs off the ground.

    Note to Ishina: Do your eyes bother you darling? Coz they sure bother me.

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #147 - October 15, 2010, 12:55 PM
    -1
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #148 - October 15, 2010, 12:59 PM
    What happens to the souls of those that had no contact with Islam what-so-ever, meaning that they don't (didn't) know that it even exists?
    Quote from: FreeSoul007 on January 14, 2011, 05:00 AM
    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #149 - October 15, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 12:31 PM
    ^LOL

     Are you sure the beast was a woman?


    Are you calling my woman a polar bear?

    Then yes. I did lay with the beast. And she laid with mine.
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