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  • How to wipe your ass
     OP - February 20, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 17, 2010, 09:06 PM
    Islam begs all these types of questions.  They'll purchase a $25,000 rocket-launcher, but struggle to afford a pair of shoes.  They'll scrape shit off their arse with their bare hands,  but consider bacon unclean. They'll cultivate heroine, yet have a moral objection to beer.

    Its all hypocrisy & BS.



    Its better to clean your ass with bare hand then wash your hands, then to wipe youe ass with paper and have shit hanging to it all day with your ass stinking, while you pretending to be very clean.

    rocket launcher and heroine, that's Taliban don't blame Islam for that, and don't generalize things
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #1 - February 20, 2010, 03:22 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Its better to clean your ass with bare hand then wash your hands, then to wipe youe ass with paper and have shit hanging to it all day with your ass stinking, while you pretending to be very clean.

    How about wiping your ass first with a perfumed and disinfecting wet wipe and then using a bidet?

    Oh sorry, not Sunnah is it?
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #2 - February 20, 2010, 04:41 PM
    Quote from: Kenan on February 20, 2010, 03:22 PM
    How about wiping your ass first with a perfumed and disinfecting wet wipe and then using a bidet?

    Oh sorry, not Sunnah is it?



    How about somone throws you in a desert in 600 AD,  then I will see if you can arrange a paper for yourself to wipe  your ass.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #3 - February 20, 2010, 04:57 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 04:41 PM
    How about somone throws you in a desert in 600 AD,  then I will see if you can arrange a paper for yourself to wipe  your ass.

    So clearly that means the rule is no longer applicable to modern times. Why do Muslims stick to 7th century practices?
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #4 - February 20, 2010, 05:10 PM
    Quote from: BeyT on February 20, 2010, 04:57 PM
    So clearly that means the rule is no longer applicable to modern times. Why do Muslims stick to 7th century practices?

    Thank you!

    @iffo

    I suppose you also "drive" a camel to work do you?
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #5 - February 20, 2010, 05:45 PM
    Guys, iffo is one of the few Muslim members at FFI.. I invited him to leave FFI and become a member here... please be nice to him!
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #6 - February 20, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Its better to clean your ass with bare hand then wash your hands, then to wipe youe ass with paper and have shit hanging to it all day with your ass stinking, while you pretending to be very clean.


    I don't feel clean unless I use water - but I use paper first - best of both  Afro
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #7 - February 20, 2010, 05:51 PM
    Quote from: debunker on February 20, 2010, 05:45 PM
    Guys, iffo is one of the few Muslim members at FFI.. I invited him to leave FFI and become a member here... please be nice to him!

     Cheesy
    See, that's why there is an introductions section on this forum.
    Okay, I'll try and be nice.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #8 - February 20, 2010, 06:12 PM
    Quote from: debunker on February 20, 2010, 05:45 PM
    Guys, iffo is one of the few Muslim members at FFI.. I invited him to leave FFI and become a member here... please be nice to him!


    He wouldn't enjoy it here if everyone was nice to him. What will he refute? Cheesy
    Islam is a funny religion which is misunderstood by its scholars and correctly understood by ordinary Muslims.
    Faith is keeping your eyes shut when looking at the world, and/or keeping your eyes open only for the beauty of the world.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #9 - February 20, 2010, 06:15 PM
    I mean initially be nice to him.. treat him as a friend so he might warm up to the place.
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #10 - February 20, 2010, 06:37 PM
    Right, back to the OT.

    It cracks me up how the Muslim dawahgandists will always point out how Christianity views women as the source of all sin due to Eve's sin in the Garden of Eden.  Then they crow on about how Islam does not view women as vessels of sin when the religion coupled with the prevaling cultures which have helped shape it does.

    For example, if a husband talks back to and/or beats his wife, he is acting within his Islamic duties but if a wife were to talk back to or try to beat her husband then she is sinning.   Tongue

    Seems that anything a woman does which is not 'Islamic' or 'feminine' is a sin.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #11 - February 20, 2010, 06:55 PM
    I think it's all about control. Mo was really insecure concerning his wives (care to guess why? whistling2). He probably had a lot of control issues. He seemed like a control freak with OCD thrown in for good measure. And he just enjoyed bossing people around. Thats why the quran talks about ruling over the kuffar, women, children, etc.

    Islam: A religion of sadism, by a sadist, for the sadists.
    "All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #12 - February 20, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: BeyT on February 20, 2010, 04:57 PM
    So clearly that means the rule is no longer applicable to modern times. Why do Muslims stick to 7th century practices?


    If you wash your ass with hand/water and then clean your hand with water  later, I don't see problem with that.

    Given the choice between having shit hanging to your ass all the time or clean it up with hand/water I would say the 7th century practice is still better than 21st cetntury tissue practice. I would rather be clean.

    Have you asked the non-muslims why they don't use both tissue and water? they don't they only use tissue, so our practice is still better.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #13 - February 20, 2010, 07:23 PM
    Ewww, do people still wash their ass with their bare hands? I just use a little watering thingy to rinse my ass *then* I use the toilet paper. Best of both worlds.

    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #14 - February 20, 2010, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Given the choice between having shit hanging to your ass all the time or clean it up with hand/water I would say the 7th century practice is still better than 21st cetntury tissue practice. I would rather be clean.

    Have you asked the non-muslims why they don't use both tissue and water? they don't they only use tissue, so our practice is still better.

    You do understand English do you?

    This is the 21st century practice:

    "How about wiping your ass first with a perfumed and disinfecting wet wipe and then using a bidet?"

    I suppose that you have heard of bidets have you?

    And please "don't generalize things" - your quote - by saying that non-Muslims don't use tissues + water.

    Side note: I am debating ass wiping techniques with somebody on the internet? Wtf?
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #15 - February 20, 2010, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Have you asked the non-muslims why they don't use both tissue and water? they don't they only use tissue, so our practice is still better.


    Is marrying a 6 year old a better practice?  Huh?
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #16 - February 20, 2010, 07:32 PM
    Quote from: Aa on February 20, 2010, 07:30 PM
    Is marrying a 6 year old a better practice?  Huh?


    ROFL

    You kinda missed the point, but still quite lol-worthy.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #17 - February 20, 2010, 08:01 PM
    Quote from: Kenan on February 20, 2010, 07:30 PM
    You do understand English do you?

    This is the 21st century practice:

    "How about wiping your ass first with a perfumed and disinfecting wet wipe and then using a bidet?"

    I suppose that you have heard of bidets have you?

    And please "don't generalize things" - your quote - by saying that non-Muslims don't use tissues + water.

    Side note: I am debating ass wiping techniques with somebody on the internet? Wtf?



    I understand english but you don't understand things in general looks like it.

    bidet is not that common. How many use that in west?
    When it become popular yes it will be a better idea. I don't see why people not adapting to it.

    But given what we have now, our practice is still better then just using tissue paper which you do in west and your pants and underwear smelling like shit.

    Yes 99% people in west don't use tissue/water combination its a fact.
    Have you picked on them for only using issue instead of complaining about muslim practice? which is still better


  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #18 - February 20, 2010, 08:11 PM
    Welcome back iffo! Please if you're going to participate in anti-Islam forum, then stay here and leave FFI.

    People here are as much anti-Islam as FFI, except they are polite. Stay here if you must be a forum member.
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #19 - February 20, 2010, 08:16 PM
    Quote from: debunker on February 20, 2010, 08:11 PM
    Welcome back iffo! Please if you're going to participate in anti-Islam forum, then stay here and leave FFI.

    People here are as much anti-Islam as FFI, except they are polite. Stay here if you must be a forum member.


    I think he was already getting sick of talking to walls at FFI. COEM has differently painted walls, and I am sure he will enjoy it here Cheesy
    Islam is a funny religion which is misunderstood by its scholars and correctly understood by ordinary Muslims.
    Faith is keeping your eyes shut when looking at the world, and/or keeping your eyes open only for the beauty of the world.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #20 - February 20, 2010, 08:16 PM
    Quote from: smy890 on February 20, 2010, 06:55 PM
    I think it's all about control. Mo was really insecure concerning his wives (care to guess why? whistling2). He probably had a lot of control issues. He seemed like a control freak with OCD thrown in for good measure. And he just enjoyed bossing people around. Thats why the quran talks about ruling over the kuffar, women, children, etc.

    Islam: A religion of sadism, by a sadist, for the sadists.


    Tell us why Smiley Also I think Omar influenced Mo regarding how to treat his wives. In Medina. For example the veil verse.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #21 - February 20, 2010, 08:25 PM
    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 08:01 PM
    I understand english but you don't understand things in general looks like it.
    bidet is not that common. How many use that in west?

    Loads of modern homes have a bidet or two nowadays (depending on the number of bathrooms), especially in the continental Europe. Personally I find it indispensable.

    Quote from: iffo on February 20, 2010, 08:01 PM
    Yes 99% people in west don't use tissue/water combination its a fact.

    Have you done a research on bidet use in Europe or what?
    Or have you pulled this particular stat straight out of your ass?

    FYI bidet was invented by French in the 17th century, it's hardly a novelty.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #22 - February 20, 2010, 10:15 PM
    Quote from: debunker on February 20, 2010, 08:11 PM
    Welcome back iffo! Please if you're going to participate in anti-Islam forum, then stay here and leave FFI.

    People here are as much anti-Islam as FFI, except they are polite. Stay here if you must be a forum member.


    Yes I will leave FFI.  I should have left it long time back, just can not resist sometime  that nonsene those hatemongers talk about there all the time.

    @Kenan

    I have lived in North America for a long time I never saw bidet no where.  I have travelled to South America extensively, I don't see bidet  there either. Perhaps it is popular in Europe, few time I visited Europe I did not see it, neither in the hotels,  nor in the homes I visited nor at the airport. But I take your words for it that it is getting popular there.  I saw it in Dubai. I admit its a welcome addition.

    I don't see any reason why muslims not liking it when it become popular in that part of the world. . The western world I live in everybody use only and only tissues.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #23 - February 20, 2010, 10:29 PM
    Why not make an intro thread Iffo  Afro
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #24 - February 21, 2010, 10:14 AM
    @iffo
    Fair enough! Our experiences regarding the use of bidets obviously differ.

    The point I was trying to get across however was that most Muslims use water because it's Sunnah. It's has got nothing to do with the fact that using water produces better results - it's pure indoctrination.
    If you look into it you will find that the very act of writing on a paper has a special historical significance (sacred status) because of scarcity of paper/papyrus in the 7th century Arabia. It's purely an ideological problem - in Islam possibility and actuality are often fused - the verses of Quran may have been written on that particular (or any for that matter) piece of paper therefore the use of toilet paper is forbidden regardless of the fact that a particular piece of paper hasn't got verses of Quran printed on it.
    Ideology at its purest.

    Also please open an introduction thread in case you plan to stick around.

    @mateen
    Apologies for hijacking the thread!
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #25 - February 21, 2010, 11:10 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 20, 2010, 12:29 PM
    nice find, till now I thought muslims said islam had no issue with closet homoseuals, only the Lot variety..


    what are you talking about? nobody spoke about homosexuals :S
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #26 - February 21, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 20, 2010, 05:49 PM
    I don't feel clean unless I use water - but I use paper first - best of both  Afro


    I thought everybody did this? You mean people wash their ass with only water and their fingers :S In this day and age?


    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    I even wet the paper before I get to the washing with water stage. And I begin with dry paper first. It's three stages.
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #27 - February 21, 2010, 11:23 AM
    so tell me something BD.. it's a little private question, but hey, the last few posts are getting weird anyway... when you take a shower, do you clean that area with anything other than water? Smiley
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #28 - February 21, 2010, 11:32 AM
    lol this is getting weirder by the minute.. no i would use soap but by then that part of my body is already clean

    i also make sure there is nothing left by seeing if there are traces on the toilet paper... and then i use wet toilet paper and finally water and then dry it off with toilet paper, i wash my hand thoroughly... i think i have it covered  Cheesy

    so all this time i was not following sunna lol

    how do you do it debunker

    lol this thread is the weirdest ever
  • Re: Why Women, are a symbol of Sin in Islam ?
     Reply #29 - February 21, 2010, 11:38 AM
    I usually, like 90% of the time, after I wake up, I take a dump, use toliet paper only and then take my daily shower.
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
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