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Muslim Shampoo
OP - March 18, 2010, 07:03 PM

Its a real advertisement of shampoo sold in Indonesia! You can't see the results, but they guarantee you its good!

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Re: Muslim Shampoo: You Can't See Results, but I Give you my word: Its Good
Reply #1 - March 18, 2010, 07:08 PM

World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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Reply #2 - March 18, 2010, 07:38 PM

No one finds this shampoo funny? T thought it was brilliant non intentional humour.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #3 - March 18, 2010, 07:39 PM

Hair is HARAM

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #4 - March 18, 2010, 07:44 PM

37 minutes after the initial post, I would give it a bit more time before people appreciate your non-intentional humour.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #5 - March 18, 2010, 08:48 PM

That shampoo brand is extremely common and popular in Kuwait, kind of like Pantene in the states. So it doesn't really need to show "proof" that it works. And who says a shampoo bottle must show a picture of hair? Most shampoo you get here has no pictures on it, just the brand logo.

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Reply #6 - March 18, 2010, 09:57 PM

Quote from: Luthiel on March 18, 2010, 08:48 PM
That shampoo brand is extremely common and popular in Kuwait, kind of like Pantene in the states. So it doesn't really need to show "proof" that it works. And who says a shampoo bottle must show a picture of hair? Most shampoo you get here has no pictures on it, just the brand logo.

Well, a picture of lovely locks makes much more sense, especially as the woman is shown.

Then they could've just used a brand logo, whats' the point of showing a woman if they're absolutely not showing her hair?

What next? An advertisement for a face pack for glowing skin, showing a woman in a niqab with covered face?

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #7 - March 19, 2010, 02:11 AM

It's common for many types of products to show pictures of happy people instead of the product itself. They are showing a smiling, happy hijabi who loves her shampoo -- something I think would attract any young Muslima.

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Reply #8 - March 19, 2010, 02:17 AM

It turned her hair green. Not good.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #9 - March 19, 2010, 06:07 AM

Quote from: panoptic on March 19, 2010, 02:17 AM
It turned her hair green. Not good.

Quote from: Luthiel on March 19, 2010, 02:11 AM
something I think would attract any young Muslima.

And make young non Muslimahs laugh.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #10 - March 19, 2010, 06:08 AM

If you thought that was funny, then change into your sex dress

to pick up some guys at the STIE Assholah

(STIE means 'College of Economics')

Where you're sure to get some hot nut

ahhh, Indonesia is always funny

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #11 - March 19, 2010, 03:37 PM

The picture on the shampoo bottle.....stunningly wrong on so many levels!

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #12 - March 19, 2010, 04:34 PM

It's catered towards the Indonesian market which is predominately Muslim, so not showing hair on a shampoo bottle is understandable. Even in Western countries where hair is freely shown, not all shampoo bottles carry pictures of women with long lushious locks. It's probably better that way since a lot of the pictures of 'amazing hair' have been manipulated through editing software and/or usage of hair extensions to obtain a more 'volumised' look.

re sex dress: never heard of that one before.
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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #13 - March 25, 2010, 10:49 AM

I found something about Indonesia here,
btw, hello Homer, some of the member here mention about you on my introduction thread,
yeah, that's shampoo's packaging only meant to grab some segment here in Indonesia (hijabis), it's like shampoo for woman and man, it's the same thing or formula, just different fragrance and packaging, only part of their marketing strategy.
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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #14 - March 25, 2010, 10:54 AM

Quote from: virav5
it's like shampoo for woman and man, it's the same thing or formula, just different fragrance and packaging, only part of their marketing strategy.

Not to mention that the same product for women will ALWAYS cost more than the same product for men.

That's why I buy men's shave gel. ALthough it has that manly smell to it, it doesn't last once I put my deoderant on, plus it's cheaper than women's shave gel... WTF?!?!

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #15 - March 25, 2010, 11:01 AM

Quote from: Nour on March 25, 2010, 10:54 AM
Not to mention that the same product for women will ALWAYS cost more than the same product for men.

That's why I buy men's shave gel. ALthough it has that manly smell to it, it doesn't last once I put my deoderant on, plus it's cheaper than women's shave gel... WTF?!?!

Sod shaving gel. I don't use conditioner, so whenever a shampoo is buy one get one free, I buy a spare conditioner and use that for shaving. Leaves my skin feeling softer than a babies bottom.

Could even be part of the reason I still get occasionally ID'd before being served ciggies lol.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #16 - March 25, 2010, 11:03 AM

Baby oil is the best for shaving in the shower.
But the razor lasts only a few times that way, then you throw it away cause it becomes a mess.

So I usually use nothing to shave, except running water ^_^

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #17 - March 25, 2010, 11:05 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on March 25, 2010, 11:01 AM

Could even be part of the reason I still get occasionally ID'd before being served ciggies lol.

:lamo: Just realised this would only make sense if I shaved my face or something, which I can assure you I don't.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #18 - March 25, 2010, 11:07 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on March 25, 2010, 11:05 AM
:lamo: Just realised this would only make sense if I shaved my face or something, which I can assure you I don't.

don't worry, you might grow some sideburns as you grow older

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #19 - March 25, 2010, 11:10 AM

Lord I hope not, I've no experience in style excess hair like that.

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Re: Muslim Shampoo
Reply #20 - March 25, 2010, 11:35 AM

Back on the matter of shampoo, I was down the road and every bottle of shampoo I picked up didn't have a single picture of a person on it; they all had abstract patterns on them - the sunsilk shown in the original post in New Zealand has no picture, just a pattern.

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