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 Topic: 70 Virgins and You

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  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #30 - March 29, 2010, 04:17 PM
    Oki, i am seeing the problems with my whimsical want, i am happy with 1 of him
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #31 - March 29, 2010, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on March 29, 2010, 04:17 PM
    Oki, i am seeing the problems with my whimsical want, i am happy with 1 of him

    too late! pandora's box has been opened
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #32 - March 29, 2010, 04:19 PM
    Ohh great thankyou god for dissing the infidel, you doing a great jawb  Afro,  thnkyu so much.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #33 - March 29, 2010, 04:23 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on March 29, 2010, 04:17 PM
    Oki, i am seeing the problems with my whimsical want, i am happy with 1 of him

    how boring Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #34 - March 29, 2010, 04:26 PM
    Quote
    i imagined something like... multi-chained-circle-69 with 69 copies of myself Grin


    A perfect circle is challenging. The geometry would be a lot easier to work out if you limited it to 60 guys all with erections set at 6 degrees.
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #35 - March 29, 2010, 04:28 PM
    oki maybe 4 would be nice, oooo i reverse the rule, women rule ftw. Orrrr for special times the 4 me and the 4 him would divide into 5 and basically everything would be 5 times as orgasmic.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #36 - March 29, 2010, 04:28 PM
    Wouldn't it just be easier and simpler if they all stood in a circle looking at the person in front of them? That way they can all do the guy in front and be done by the guy behind, and a good circle can be easily accomplished. If everyone goes at the same speed it would work out quite nicely.

    Hope you're taking notes for heaven Lily Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #37 - March 29, 2010, 04:29 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on March 29, 2010, 04:26 PM
    A perfect circle is challenging. The geometry would be a lot easier to work out if you limited it to 60 guys all with erections set at 6 degrees.

    in heaven, space itself can be warped by your whim alone
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #38 - March 29, 2010, 04:30 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on March 29, 2010, 04:28 PM
    oki maybe 4 would be nice, oooo i reverse the rule, women rule ftw. Orrrr for special times the 4 me and the 4 him would divide into 5 and basically everything would be 5 times as orgasmic.

    Don't even ask me the images that's conjuring up in my head lol! Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #39 - March 29, 2010, 04:31 PM
    I give up trying to stop your imaginations.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #40 - March 29, 2010, 04:32 PM
    dang this thread just took an entire 180
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #41 - March 29, 2010, 04:33 PM
    180? i think it was pretty screwed up and sexual in the first place.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #42 - March 29, 2010, 04:33 PM
    you mean a 69 Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #43 - March 29, 2010, 04:40 PM
    if in heaven space can be warped... everyone can 69 themselves!
    that would end every quarrel
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #44 - March 29, 2010, 04:42 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on March 29, 2010, 04:33 PM
    you mean a 69 Cheesy


     Cheesy nice one
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #45 - March 29, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Rather have 35 slags.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #46 - March 29, 2010, 09:38 PM
    Quote from: scousepk on March 29, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Rather have 35 slags.


    Like the hos in my avatar?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #47 - March 29, 2010, 09:56 PM
    You don't have an avatar.  Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #48 - March 29, 2010, 10:04 PM
    You can't see it??  Cry
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #49 - March 29, 2010, 10:06 PM
    Nope.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #50 - March 29, 2010, 10:11 PM

    Do you only get one batch of virgins? To last you eternity? Or do they get replenished. Like after you've taken the virginity of them over 70 nights or whatever, do you get a new harem of virgins?

    I mean, 70 virgins is one hell of a generous offer, but eternity is a very, very long time, and I'm not saying I'm greedy, but at some point, you're going to get bored of slappin that same 70 asses, knowimsayn?

    Come on Al, give a pimp a break here, I can't be doing eternity with just the same old 70 hoes for infinity.

    I have to get this clarified before proceeding with Islam.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #51 - March 29, 2010, 10:17 PM
    wait, the hymens heal again?! WTF!!

    That means each time i want to sleep with them i have to be all soft and careful?! Blasted...

    And yes, when a women says "Oh, i love him so much!" she means "Dam his tongue is like a frikkin tornado of pleasure down there!"  dance
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #52 - March 29, 2010, 10:21 PM

    I would respect Islam if they promised 70 studs with six packs and the right size in every depertment for every Muslim woman in jannat.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #53 - March 29, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Thats how I assumed it was for the longest time, until I specifically asked what happened to women in Heaven. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #54 - March 31, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Sorry for the late return reply, I should've known to come back sooner.

    No one knows what to do with that many virgins? Man....

    Then if I become muslim, and go to heaven, I'm not going to know what to do with them all.  Cry
    It is not the way you live your life that is important, it is how well you enjoy it that matters.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #55 - April 06, 2010, 07:50 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF5JF-OCkK4

    well... thats nice  Cheesy


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #56 - April 06, 2010, 11:01 AM
    Meh, I want 72 black athletic well hung guys - minimum 9.5 inch cocks, can fuck for long periods of time before cumming (and when they cum, they cum lots and it always tastes good), quick recovery in between orgasms etc. Now that would be my 'sex heaven' Tongue
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #57 - April 06, 2010, 11:16 AM
    Considering the '7 year itch', I'd give 72 virgins a maximum shelf life of 504 years. At that point before you'd get bored and require new virgins. Not so sure on how well cycling the 72 could work. The crafty Heaven-dweller could come up with some sort of algorithm I guess, really stretch those 72 virgins out (no pun intended).
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #58 - April 06, 2010, 11:43 AM
    Quote from: ninurta on March 29, 2010, 12:15 PM
    Is it me, or does that just seem like too many virgins to anyone? What are we supposed to do with 70 virgins? And what if I don't want 70 virgins, nor even one virgin, I would want my wife if I had one.

    I'm not like Muhammad, I wasn't born to be a player, nor am a pedophile (and is probably why I am not virgin obsessed), so what do I care if she's even a virgin?"

    All I care about is finding one girl and making a life with her, though as a rule, she has to be my age or older.

    But what do you all think of that idea? Want 70 virgins? Think its too many? or what's your take?


    This obsession with virgins has dominated the mentality of many Muslims and is behind much of the repression of women in Islam.

    Even liberal Muslims sometimes suffer from this mentality that sees a woman as 'spoiled' or 'loose' if she is not a virgin or refuses to cover herself up.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #59 - April 06, 2010, 11:44 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 06, 2010, 11:43 AM
    This obsession with virgins has dominated the mentality of many Muslims and is behind much of the repression of women in Islam.


    I like what Billy Conolly said: he wants a fire breathy whore with years of experience Smiley
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
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