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  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #60 - April 06, 2010, 11:45 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 06, 2010, 11:44 AM
    I like what Billy Conolly said: he wants a fire breathy whore with years of experience Smiley



    LOL... yeah, I saw that - me too!  Cheesy
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #61 - April 06, 2010, 11:50 AM
    Quote from: ninurta on March 31, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Sorry for the late return reply, I should've known to come back sooner.

    No one knows what to do with that many virgins? Man....

    Then if I become muslim, and go to heaven, I'm not going to know what to do with them all.  Cry

    Don't worry, the scriptures have already stated what you will do to them:

    Bukhari vol.6:402: "The statement of Allah, Beautiful fair females restrained in pavilions. Narrated Qaisi, Allah's Apostle said, 'In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them(all).'"

    Quran 55:56: "In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched"
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #62 - April 06, 2010, 11:52 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 06, 2010, 11:01 AM
    Meh, I want 72 black athletic well hung guys - minimum 9.5 inch cocks, can fuck for long periods of time before cumming (and when they cum, they cum lots and it always tastes good), quick recovery in between orgasms etc. Now that would be my 'sex heaven' Tongue

    All the men will look like Adam:

    Bukhari vol.4:544: "Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, 'The first group of people who will enter Paradise? Their wives will be Houris. All of them [Muslim men] will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in stature), sixty cubits tall.'"
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #63 - April 06, 2010, 11:57 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 06, 2010, 11:52 AM
    All the men will look like Adam:

    Bukhari vol.4:544: "Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, 'The first group of people who will enter Paradise? Their wives will be Houris. All of them [Muslim men] will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in stature), sixty cubits tall.'"


    I'll be happily in the doggy position all day Wink The worlds biggest gang bang Tongue
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #64 - April 06, 2010, 11:59 AM
    Bit crappy if all the man look the same, what happened to variety? What happens if I think Adam is fugly?
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #65 - April 06, 2010, 11:19 PM
    What if it turned out to be 70 Star Wars geeks lol. Seriously though, let's assume these 70 virgins are female, then what is in Heaven for the women? They may be widows, waiting 20 years to be re-united with their husbands only to see them screwing all these virgins.

    Further more proof that Islam is a massive piece of fiction based on Mo's deranged fantasies.
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #66 - April 07, 2010, 02:48 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 06, 2010, 11:01 AM
    Meh, I want 72 black athletic well hung guys - minimum 9.5 inch cocks, can fuck for long periods of time before cumming (and when they cum, they cum lots and it always tastes good), quick recovery in between orgasms etc. Now that would be my 'sex heaven' Tongue


    ROFL

    You are hilarious Kaiwai Cheesy
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #67 - April 07, 2010, 02:49 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 06, 2010, 11:59 AM
    Bit crappy if all the man look the same, what happened to variety? What happens if I think Adam is fugly?


    I'm not sure about Adam, but apparently Eve was the most beautiful woman to ever walk on the face of this earth, according to some Salafi sheikh I heard

    I don't think everyone will look like Adam, just same physique. I'm not sure
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #68 - April 07, 2010, 02:52 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on April 07, 2010, 02:48 AM
    ROFL

    You are hilarious Kaiwai Cheesy


    No he's not hilarious... he's gay!
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #69 - April 07, 2010, 02:54 AM
    LOL, i know he is gay, but what he said made me laugh!
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #70 - April 07, 2010, 02:55 AM
    Speaking of sixty cubits in height. I want my penis to turn 60 cubits big in paradise great
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #71 - April 07, 2010, 02:58 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on April 07, 2010, 02:48 AM
    ROFL

    You are hilarious Kaiwai Cheesy


    lol, and the gay sex heaven will be tastefully decorated of course Smiley

    Quote from: Iblis on April 07, 2010, 02:52 AM
    No he's not hilarious... he's gay!


    And the benefit with that territory; no talking after sex.

    Have women realised that maybe after sex that a straight guy just ways to lay quietly in the moment instead of turning it into a full on conversation?
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #72 - April 07, 2010, 03:02 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 07, 2010, 02:58 AM
    Have women realised that maybe after sex that a straight guy just ways to lay quietly in the moment instead of turning it into a full on conversation?


    If that were to happen between me and my woman. If we were finished sex and she kept talking, I would just shove my big fat cock inside her mouth, no more talking, problem solved Lmao
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #73 - April 07, 2010, 03:08 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on April 07, 2010, 03:02 AM
    If that were to happen between me and my woman. If we were finished sex and she kept talking, I would just shove my big fat cock inside her mouth, no more talking, problem solved Lmao


    lol, I'd just walk out of the room taking my pillow every time she opened her mouth; then again, if I were straight the marriage would only last a month - the slightest mood swing because of her period, the expectation of having kids or expecting me to pay for her/look after her and she would be out of on her ass asap. I find it funny this women's liberation is thrown around but at the expectation that the man pays for it all.

    Every time I see a straight couple, the boyfriend looks like he had just make the biggest mistake in his life - I thank who or what ever is up there for the fact I'm gay. No expections, no pressure etc.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #74 - April 07, 2010, 03:10 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 07, 2010, 03:08 AM
    lol, I'd just walk out of the room taking my pillow every time she opened her mouth; then again, if I were straight the marriage would only last a month - the slightest mood swing because of her period, the expectation of having kids or expecting me to pay for her/look after her and she would be out of on her ass asap. I find it funny this women's liberation is thrown around but at the expectation that the man pays for it all.

    Every time I see a straight couple, the boyfriend looks like he had just make the biggest mistake in his life - I thank who or what ever is up there for the fact I'm gay. No exceptions, no pressure etc.


    Is there gay marriage in NZ? Or you just planning on being a single guy.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #75 - April 07, 2010, 03:18 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on April 07, 2010, 03:10 AM
    Is there gay marriage in NZ? Or you just planning on being a single guy.


    Civil unions which are available for both heterosexual and gay couples - basically it is marriage by a different name but get everything that married couples do.

    I'd like to find a boyfriend but I'm not going to compromise to the point that I end up being miserable and only living for the sake of another person. I'd sooner stay single and wait for the right guy - so far most of the guys I have met are pretty shallow and don't have their shit together - then again my brother noted that the straight world is no different in those regards when it comes to shallowness.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #76 - April 07, 2010, 07:12 AM
    Okey that's it i'm making my own heaven. Let's see....
    -Body massage by Vin Deisel
    -Pedicure by Will Smith
    -Manicure by Tom Cruise
    -Hair wash by David Beckham
    -Butt massage by Hrithik Roshan  Kiss
    -Golf lessons with Justin Timberlake
    -Swimming lessons with Antonio Saboto Jr.
    -Boob massage by Leonardo DiCaprio  grin12
    Damn, I could go on and on but my mind gets a bit dirtier after that signmuahaha
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #77 - April 07, 2010, 11:35 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on April 07, 2010, 03:08 AM
    lol, I'd just walk out of the room taking my pillow every time she opened her mouth; then again, if I were straight the marriage would only last a month - the slightest mood swing because of her period, the expectation of having kids or expecting me to pay for her/look after her and she would be out of on her ass asap. I find it funny this women's liberation is thrown around but at the expectation that the man pays for it all.

    Every time I see a straight couple, the boyfriend looks like he had just make the biggest mistake in his life - I thank who or what ever is up there for the fact I'm gay. No expections, no pressure etc.

    Bit of a generalisation...
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #78 - April 07, 2010, 12:08 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 07, 2010, 11:35 AM
    Bit of a generalisation...


    There is an element of truth in every stereotype - whether we care to admit it or not.

    Btw, i have even harsher words to say about guys.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #79 - April 07, 2010, 02:02 PM
    Yes there is, but yours is still a bit much.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: 70 Virgins and You
     Reply #80 - April 07, 2010, 04:22 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 06, 2010, 11:43 AM
    This obsession with virgins has dominated the mentality of many Muslims and is behind much of the repression of women in Islam.

    Even liberal Muslims sometimes suffer from this mentality that sees a woman as 'spoiled' or 'loose' if she is not a virgin or refuses to cover herself up.

    You mean, when I get to heaven, I can't see their faces because they'll be covered up? How do I know if I even am attracted to them all? Or if they're all really female?

    No thanks Allah, I'd rather eat this delicious ham and cheese melt for breakfast, and do other haram things.

    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 06, 2010, 11:50 AM
    Don't worry, the scriptures have already stated what you will do to them:

    Bukhari vol.6:402: "The statement of Allah, Beautiful fair females restrained in pavilions. Narrated Qaisi, Allah's Apostle said, 'In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them(all).'"

    Quran 55:56: "In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched"


    I'd still rather have just this life, and one wife. Even one is hard sometimes, let alone 72, most of which will be sexually deprived, and moody because of it.  Cheesy
    It is not the way you live your life that is important, it is how well you enjoy it that matters.
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