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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #630 - September 27, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Yeah I know, even if I am 100% sober, the alcohol level in my blood is high. It was a mistake that I will never do again.   Smiley

    I don't wanna get kicked out of the course for something silly Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #631 - September 27, 2010, 10:57 PM
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #632 - September 27, 2010, 11:03 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on September 27, 2010, 10:44 PM
    The other day I was at a party/"hive" and I had 8 pints of beer, a pint of cider, a rum and coke, and one Sambuca shot all in a period of about 4 hours. I even won a beer drinking contest and was the first one on the ground. By the end of it, I was still pretty sober and I even drove home.  mysmilie_977

    All of my mates, even the certified Guinness/Whisky guzzler from Ireland was like "WTF Mohammed !"

    People think I am showing off but I am not. This is really not good. I wish I could get drunk as easily as normal people do.

    Anyway, I have done a decent amount of work today at the uni library and I don't have class tomorrow until 2 pm. I will be home in an hour and I intend to make love to the half bottle of Irish whisky I have in my room. I will give you updates


    Well that is about 5 units of alcohol every hour. It takes about an hour for the liver to process 1 unit of alcohol so at any rate you had no more then 5 - 6 units of alcohol in your body of the space of 4 hours. I don't know what others found so surprising about that. It would be like drinking a quarter of a vodka in under a hour, and even I can do that.

    In any case, your blood alcohol level through the space of 4 hours was about 75mg, so you drove drunk, twice over the legal limit. 100mg of blood alcohol and it is an automatic 3 year ban, fine and a depending on the circumstances possibly a 3 three month custodial sentence.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #633 - September 27, 2010, 11:05 PM
    Shut up.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #634 - September 28, 2010, 12:31 AM
    Quote from: Sahasrara on September 27, 2010, 11:03 PM
    Well that is about 5 units of alcohol every hour. It takes about an hour for the liver to process 1 unit of alcohol so at any rate you had no more then 5 - 6 units of alcohol in your body of the space of 4 hours. I don't know what others found so surprising about that. It would be like drinking a quarter of a vodka in under a hour, and even I can do that.

    I'm not following.
    First you said "that is about 5 units of alcohol every hour" --> where did you get this from? what is a "unit" of alcohol?
    Then you said "It takes about an hour for the liver to process 1 unit of alcohol" --> so my liver processed 4 units? does that mean only 1 remained?
    Then "so at any rate you had no more then 5 - 6 units of alcohol in your body of the space of 4 hours" --> how does this add up to the above two statements ?  wacko

    "I don't know what others found so surprising about that." --> well everybody was dancing and shouting and singing but I wasn't !

    Quote from: Sahasrara on September 27, 2010, 11:03 PM
    In any case, your blood alcohol level through the space of 4 hours was about 75mg, so you drove drunk, twice over the legal limit. 100mg of blood alcohol and it is an automatic 3 year ban, fine and a depending on the circumstances possibly a 3 three month custodial sentence.

    Firstly, like I said it was a mistake and I am not gonna do it again. I'm never taking the car on a night out from now on. Except maybe when I'm going to watch a movie alone.

    Secondly, I was not intoxicated, my mental and comprehensive abilities were unaffected. I was sober.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #635 - October 02, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Vodka + Bacardi Breezer

    *dances with teddy*
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #636 - October 02, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Quote from: Dick Hymen on September 28, 2010, 12:31 AM
    It takes about an hour for the liver to process 1 unit of alcohol

    Ive heard this too, and its become my measure when I go out.  Ive got an electronic tester too, that I check before I drive.

    Quote
    " --> so my liver processed 4 units? does that mean only 1 remained?
    Then "so at any rate you had no more then 5 - 6 units of alcohol in your body of the space of 4 hours" --> how does this add up to the above two statements ?  wacko


    I didnt get this bit either
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #637 - October 02, 2010, 10:43 PM
    It means that you can't "undrunk" yourself.  No matter the cold shower, trying to focus, etc  the rate at which you sober up remains constant. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #638 - October 03, 2010, 12:06 AM
    I've never been drunk before, just really tippsy.  Never had that hangover feeling, no vomitting, no passing out.  I'm a good girl  grin12.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #639 - October 03, 2010, 12:37 AM
    aloooooooooooooooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #640 - October 03, 2010, 12:47 AM
    Quote from: Madig on October 03, 2010, 12:37 AM
    aloooooooooooooooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #641 - October 03, 2010, 02:39 AM
    taur el a7mar with ameer igor.. =red bull and prince igor vodka

    7ana mashi= johnny walker..

    i love u all!!
     far away hug

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    arabeezy.. = 3arabi + engleezy..
    ya 3azeezi take it easy!!..  grin12
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #642 - October 04, 2010, 12:19 AM
    Quote from: Loki on October 03, 2010, 12:47 AM
    Welcome to the forums.

    Must have missed your Intro.


    Cheers  Smiley I'm still drunk..my liver neds a restg. That's freshers for you  Tongue Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #643 - October 04, 2010, 01:52 AM
    I'm fucking drunk man... too many jagerbombs and whisky shots.

    Eating coco pops is useful to me right now. Has anyone else tried coco pops to help curb drunkedness?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #644 - October 04, 2010, 03:43 AM
    Whisky is good Afro

    Never tried coco pops to soak up alcohol, although I suppose any carb-based snack would do. Why would you want to get less drunk though, if you have a good buzz going?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #645 - October 04, 2010, 01:11 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 04, 2010, 01:52 AM
    Eating coco pops is useful to me right now. Has anyone else tried coco pops to help curb drunkedness?


    As the artist formerly known as CocoPop, I demand this statement to be retracted lest I gain the reputation of a cyber slut.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #646 - October 04, 2010, 03:36 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on October 04, 2010, 03:43 AM
    Whisky is good Afro

    Never tried coco pops to soak up alcohol, although I suppose any carb-based snack would do. Why would you want to get less drunk though, if you have a good buzz going?


    It kind of works. I needed to get less drunk so I could brush my teeth, I'm very OCD about brushing my teeth. Didn't really enjoy the whisky tbh, it was my first time drinking it, but I was remarkably disappointed.  Cry

    Quote from: Poopycock on October 04, 2010, 01:11 PM
    As the artist formerly known as CocoPop, I demand this statement to be retracted lest I gain the reputation of a cyber slut.


    I wish to state for the record that I was referring to the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and have never, to my knowledge, eaten, nor have I tried to eat, the poster/artist formally known as CocoPop.  Afro

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #647 - October 04, 2010, 03:45 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 04, 2010, 03:36 PM
    I wish to state for the record that I was referring to the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and have never, to my knowledge, eaten, nor have I tried to eat, the poster/artist formally known as CocoPop.  Afro



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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #648 - October 04, 2010, 04:22 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 04, 2010, 03:45 PM

    I am a born again virgin  dance


    Congratulations! Wanna share a bowl of coco pops to celebrate?   dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #649 - October 04, 2010, 04:23 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 04, 2010, 03:45 PM
    I am a born again virgin  dance

    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 04, 2010, 04:22 PM
    Congratulations! Wanna share a of coco pops shag  to celebrate?   dance

    fixed for ya!
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #650 - October 04, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Cocopops make a bowl full of fun!!!!!!!!!!!

     dance bunny
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #651 - October 04, 2010, 04:26 PM
    Share a shag?

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #652 - October 04, 2010, 04:33 PM
    Kinky hot ex-Muslim sex and coco pops?! It's like Eid and Christmas at once!  mysmilie_977
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #653 - October 04, 2010, 04:38 PM
    I'm not ex-muslim though :( Would this mess up the Eid part?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #654 - October 04, 2010, 04:43 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 04, 2010, 04:38 PM
    I'm not ex-muslim though :( Would this mess up the Eid part?


    We can work around that. Repeat after me: "la ilaha illalah muhammad ar-rasool allah". Okay, now say "I hereby denounce everything Islam says and wish to dedicate my life to enjoying kinky coco pops sex with Eliphaz". Done!   grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #655 - October 04, 2010, 04:47 PM
    zomg i found the perfect pic by googling 'coco pops sex'  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #656 - October 04, 2010, 04:54 PM
    This one?


     Cheesy

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #657 - October 04, 2010, 04:57 PM
    Actually I saw that afterwards  lipsrsealed

    Can't post the one I saw here... don't want this thread moved to the NSFW section!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #658 - October 04, 2010, 05:08 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 04, 2010, 04:47 PM
    zomg i found the perfect pic by googling 'coco pops sex'  Cheesy

    looked it up in urban dictionary instead... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coco-pop (btw lol @ "shart" word invention - see link Cheesy)
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #659 - October 04, 2010, 09:02 PM
    In that case, fancy a shart?  Tongue

     Cheesy
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