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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #780 - November 12, 2010, 10:20 PM
     dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #781 - November 12, 2010, 10:24 PM
    Yesterday I had 6 shots of something called Bosco Bomb which is essentially a Jagerbomb but with Buckfast instead of the RedBull    mysmilie_977
    I missed today's first lecture and slept through half of the second one  grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #782 - November 12, 2010, 10:24 PM
    ROFL

    IRAQI ATHEIST!!  dance dance

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #783 - November 12, 2010, 10:27 PM
    We had a lecture about the effects of alcohol on the body and the professor told us that last year, Buckfast was mentioned in the police reports of more than half of the alcohol-related violent crimes in the Glasgow area.  lipsrsealed
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #784 - November 12, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Why on earth would that be mentioned? Did they arrest people and ask them so what did drink tonight?

    Was there a sudden rise in crime and they blamed Buckfast for it?

    Why are we talking about this?

    LET'S GET FUCKING DRUNK!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #785 - November 12, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on November 12, 2010, 10:24 PM
    Yesterday I had 6 shots of something called Bosco Bomb which is essentially a Jagerbomb but with Buckfast instead of the RedBull    mysmilie_977
    I missed today's first lecture and slept through half of the second one  grin12

    I bet you looked a sight when you woke up
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #786 - November 12, 2010, 11:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 12, 2010, 10:34 PM
    I bet you looked a sight when you woke up


  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #787 - November 12, 2010, 11:22 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 12, 2010, 11:19 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    how i miss those gifs that wattshizname used to always put up
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #788 - November 13, 2010, 12:39 AM
    Hey you guuyyzzzzz. .... love ya all. Smiley
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #789 - November 13, 2010, 01:04 AM
    Me love you long time too HO  Wink
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #790 - November 13, 2010, 01:18 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 12, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Why on earth would that be mentioned? Did they arrest people and ask them so what did drink tonight?

    Was there a sudden rise in crime and they blamed Buckfast for it?

    Why are we talking about this?

    LET'S GET FUCKING DRUNK!

    Believe it or not, there have been many attempts in the Scottish Parliament to ban Buckfast. Yes, specifically Buckfast.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/7182503/Buckfast-ban-proposed-by-Labour.html

    Also, check out these articles:  Cheesy
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8464359.stm
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/world/europe/04scotland.html?_r=1

    Quote from: New York Times
    In a survey last year of 172 prisoners at a young offenders’ institution, 43 percent of the 117 people who drank alcohol before committing their crimes said they had drunk Buckfast. In a study of litter in a typical housing project, 35 percent of the items identified were Buckfast bottles.



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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #791 - November 13, 2010, 01:33 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 12, 2010, 10:34 PM
    I bet you looked a sight when you woke up

    lol not really. Apart from the headache, sleepiness, and stomach upset, I was alright. However, I noticed that I have some mysterious red dots between my eyebrows. They're not zits or anything epicutaneous (cannot be felt). My friends in advanced years said they are subcutaneous blood clots that have been formed as a reaction to internal bleeding.
    Thing is I don't remember what happened last night. I suspect somebody did this to me. I might as well have been raped for all I know.


    *retracted*

    This is what caused it:



  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #792 - November 13, 2010, 01:41 AM
    Classic carpetgrazing symptoms after being gangraped by a group of sex-starved rugby lads.  Have you checked the diameter of your A-hole, photos or it did happen

    Kthxbye
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #793 - November 13, 2010, 01:44 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 13, 2010, 01:41 AM
    Classic carpetgrazing symptoms after being gangraped by a group of sex-starved rugby lads.

    Speaking from experience ?


    Quote from: IsLame on November 13, 2010, 01:41 AM
    Have you checked the diameter of your A-hole, photos or it did happen

    Too bad. I was saving myself for someone special.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #794 - November 13, 2010, 01:49 AM
    But darling, I am special 001_wub
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #795 - November 13, 2010, 01:50 AM
    Let's make it happen then.  Afro
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #796 - November 13, 2010, 01:51 AM
    I dont want sloppy seconds - photos or it aint gonna happen
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #797 - November 13, 2010, 05:18 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on November 13, 2010, 01:18 AM
    Believe it or not, there have been many attempts in the Scottish Parliament to ban Buckfast. Yes, specifically Buckfast.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/7182503/Buckfast-ban-proposed-by-Labour.html

    Also, check out these articles:  Cheesy
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8464359.stm
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/world/europe/04scotland.html?_r=1


     Afro


    Monks make it. It's medicinal and shit.

    They're tryin to ban alcoholic energy drinks in many states and localities in the US too. As if you can't just get some cheap vodka and spike a can of Red Bull with it if they ban Sparks, Joos, etc.

    Yeah, just what we need-- the government to ban something else. There aren't nearly enough government bans on intoxicating substances as it is. And the ones in place work ooooh so well. Roll Eyes
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #798 - November 13, 2010, 05:26 AM
    watchoo talkin' bout, its lethal - have you not checked this geezers forehead?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #799 - November 13, 2010, 09:56 AM
    1. You shouldn't be drinking too many Red Bulls anyways.

    2. Don't over drink liquor mixed with Red Bull.


    Fucks sake I wouldn't my kids drink energy drinks, they're kids, they don't need the extra hyper attention.

    You're not meant to overdo it, why can't people be adults and take responsibility? The government can focus on getting information out and deeeeze nutz.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #800 - November 19, 2010, 07:08 PM
    Hello

    I just had a jaegerbomb omfg its good

    like getting punched in the face with vegine
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #801 - November 19, 2010, 07:08 PM
    hello headache where have you been hiding?

    oh in obamas head well weclcome feel at home
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #802 - November 19, 2010, 07:44 PM
    OK i don't know if you people have tried that pina colada mix. its shit, but i tried the brand's bloody mary and that was nice. i dont remember the name of the brand. but i mixed it with dark rum and ew fucking nasty
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #803 - November 19, 2010, 07:47 PM
    It just simply mean you don't like your drinks to be sweet.

    I have only tried Pina colada once and I liked it. I am still in the process of adopting strong taste of other variety of alcohol.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #804 - November 19, 2010, 07:48 PM
    Whilst my mum was reading jummah today and my dad was at work I sneaked out and bought 2 WKD vodka blue bottles  dance I'm gonna enjoy them later on tonight  Wink But I need to think of a way of disposing of them and how to bring more in!

    Any ideas??
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #805 - November 19, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Give one to me. I wanna sneak some in too. Don't wanna get drunk at home though. :/
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #806 - November 19, 2010, 07:51 PM
    wow.. You are one brave girl. Is it your first time? How are you even planning on making sure they don't get to it? Anyways, the best way to dispose them off is to take them with you same way you brought them in and dumb it in any grocery store's dump.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #807 - November 19, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 07:48 PM
    Whilst my mum was reading jummah today and my dad was at work I sneaked out and bought 2 WKD vodka blue bottles  dance I'm gonna enjoy them later on tonight  Wink But I need to think of a way of disposing of them and how to bring more in!

    Any ideas??


    Just keep them hidden in your bedroom until the weekend is over and then take them to college in your bag and dump them in a litter bin. Repeat method in reverse to bring them in. Its not rocket science.

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #808 - November 19, 2010, 08:00 PM
    Bravery is my middle name  Smiley They're in my room under the bed. I used to drink when I was a muslim as well (a muslim who never knew how to pray or why we fast or anything lol) back then it was easy coz I'd just stay over at my cousin sisters flat so I could come in as late or as drunk as I wanted.



    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Give one to me. I wanna sneak some in too. Don't wanna get drunk at home though. :/


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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #809 - November 19, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Of sorts. Don't like it much. :/ But I could get used to it.

    "Cousin sister", lol. Bradistani.  Roll Eyes
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