I maybe slow but at least I am not sticking my ass up in the air fives times a day up at the great whorehouse ( Islamic heaven ) up in the sky.
oh don't be childish, Marie! What does the Muslim prayer have to do with your being slow? Never mind.
Please explain to me how this is saying Jesus said the earth was flat?
He didn't say it... the lying Biblical Jesus MUST have thought the earth was flat, otherwise he wouldn't have thought he needed a very high mountain to see the entire world!
By the way at least Jesus recognized it was Satan who took him up to the mountain, unlike Muhammed who mistook Satan as Allah and read the satanic verses given to him.
First of all, would you be so kind as to explain to me how could an outcast offer the Crown Prince his own kingdom? It's just one of many cross-eyed stories in the Bible...
Now, bring me the verses in the Quran where it says Muhammed thought Satan was God, you liar.