Re: Game of Thrones
Reply #74 - August 02, 2011, 09:23 PM
I'll probably borrow a box set when it comes out or something.
These stories are kind of make it up as you go along aren't they.
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In the kingdom of Leeskard, Ragnor the Bastard sets out on a quest to recover the dagger of Moglar the Leviathan, of the Stellkadon tribe, fifteenth son of the fallen Emperor, FlabbaShard the Magnificent of the Incest Empire. Meeting the banished twins of the land of Waterchestnut, outcasts ever since Fiddler the Bruiser raped their ancestral mother. Only a human sacrifice conducted in front of the Labia of Doom can redeem them and save the name of Ragnor's house of royalty, even though he is the illegitimate son of a prostitute and an emperor. Armed with an eagle that has the gift of telepathy and his trusted dwarf-dragon steed ShabbaRanks, an epic tale of magic and violent armies of men and beasts blah blah blah blah blah.......
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Someone get me a bookdeal, Peter Jackson's telephone number, and a HBO contract please.
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