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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #180 - August 01, 2011, 10:42 AM

Praying somewhere that he doesn't have to pray anymore.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #181 - August 01, 2011, 10:45 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 10:38 AM
I am sooooo glad I don't need to do any of this.

*said whilst inhaling deeply of my cancer stick.

*Mmmm coffeee, warm and wet travelling down my throat quenching my thirst and my hunger. BulimicBitch^TM

You're such a tease

I love it

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #182 - August 01, 2011, 11:25 AM

2:30 pm, havent eaten anything yet :(
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Reply #183 - August 01, 2011, 11:31 AM

It's 12.30pm over here and my brother is fasting. His lips are going all white and I am being a wind up.

Ramadan is funny.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #184 - August 01, 2011, 11:52 AM

For those that are fasting... I received this email

As salaamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatahu,

I hope you are all keeping very well

Here is a lovely hadith for Day 1, and a few little tips to start afresh this month:

Hadith: Allah's Apostle said, "When the month of Ramadan starts, the gates of the heaven are opened and the gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained." [Bukhari]
Spiritual Detox for Ramadan:

1. Keep free from eating hi calorie flesh (gossip) of others, no matter how juicy.

2. Switch to fat free truths

3. Avoid artificial tempers

4. Do voice therapy through reciting the Qur'an

5. Purify your eyes by crying in Du'a

6. Do hand reflexology on tasbeeh

7. Brighten your smile, using a miswaak

8. Take the weight off your shoulders by paying your zakat/ and giving sadaqah

9. Shrug off those extra sins by repenting

Ramadan Mubarak!

Attached is a newsletter I put together at DB, with some great checklists and planners for us all to make the most of this month...

Do take it easy this month

Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #185 - August 01, 2011, 11:55 AM

So I'm "fasting" today (according to my family anyway). So far I've drank a bottle of water at work so the "fast" is already broken. However it's lunch time now and for some reason I can't bring myself to eat any food.

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Reply #186 - August 01, 2011, 11:56 AM

Shahid, that's OK, don't eat food, just have a little snack or a smoothie instead

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #187 - August 01, 2011, 12:03 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 10:42 AM
Praying somewhere that he doesn't have to pray anymore.

Pfft, there's still half an hour to go til zuhr. Will prolly accidentally buy something from kfc on the way back
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #188 - August 01, 2011, 12:08 PM

Lol @ Zuhr.

So long since I heard that word.

I am losing my memories of Islam's routines. Not sure if that is actually a good thing since all knowledge is good knowledge.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #189 - August 01, 2011, 12:11 PM

You know what im scared?, that i might one day forget its ramadan and eat publicly while people are looking at me. It almost happened to me last year

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #190 - August 01, 2011, 12:13 PM

I used to do that, in my teen years when in the back of my head I was still a muslim but I raved, drank etc.

I was smoking as I walked down the road, bumped into my dad (since my childrens home was not far from my parents at that time, temporary thing), who looked at me with horror and said, its not even that you are smoking that makes me so angry now, but that its ramadan.

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Reply #191 - August 01, 2011, 12:15 PM

, classic.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #192 - August 01, 2011, 01:19 PM

I don't know whether I should laugh at that or tut at your dad.
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #193 - August 01, 2011, 02:30 PM

<zizo> i broke fast by watching sex and drinking milk

[13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
[13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
[13:37] <Fimbles> see
[13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #194 - August 01, 2011, 02:41 PM

Would have been funnier if he broke it by drinking sex and watching milk.

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Reply #195 - August 01, 2011, 02:56 PM

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #196 - August 01, 2011, 03:19 PM

I said it on shout box too but.

We are right now broadcasting Orphaned Land to all the neighborhood from our terrace as a reaction to the fucking religious music broadcasting which is fucking our minds without permission. We have a huuuge amp to accomplish the goal!

And I am really annoyed with the hungry mad muslims. They are more into sin than good points in this month.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #197 - August 01, 2011, 04:20 PM

o word today is ramadan ?? just noticed after i had a delicious omelet and sipped some coffee. gotta love being away from home

I feel for u murtadeen fasting. Do drink loads of water when u go to the washroom, provided u live in a country where tap water doesnt kill u.

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Reply #198 - August 01, 2011, 04:34 PM

A few years ago I worked with some Muslim collegues. During Ramadan at noon they would sit with us in the room where we used to eat lunch, and fasted. Now I knew that they were just eating and smoking outdoors. So I used to make a nice lunch of bread with fresh bacon and a fried egg, because I knew they weren't hungry....

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Reply #199 - August 01, 2011, 05:17 PM

Decided I'm going to fast and maybe go pray taraweeh I'm just going to treat it as a cultural thing , I like ramadhan .

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #200 - August 01, 2011, 05:20 PM

^^ Fair enough Hallakuf But isn't flouting bacon in their faces a bit OTT?

Quote from: Lara91 on August 01, 2011, 04:28 PM
yup went to the bakery then eat (eated ) it all in a park
now im back home pretending to be hungry haha dont know why I just love complaining about it

Lol. Naughty lara.

('eat' is the correct word to use btw)

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #201 - August 01, 2011, 05:22 PM

Quote from: Madame X on August 01, 2011, 03:19 PM
I said it on shout box too but.

We are right now broadcasting Orphaned Land to all the neighborhood from our terrace as a reaction to the fucking religious music broadcasting which is fucking our minds without permission. We have a huuuge amp to accomplish the goal!

And I am really annoyed with the hungry mad muslims. They are more into sin than good points in this month.

You are cool.

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Reply #202 - August 01, 2011, 05:26 PM

^^ oh yeah...of course.

ChinaD: you fasting then? Good to hear I'm not alone. Tough day?

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #203 - August 01, 2011, 05:30 PM

Not today hun but lets be honest people are alot nicer during ramadhan I haven't got into a fight with my sisters today !! and the food is alot better so lets enjoy it ! Why are you fasting musivore?

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #204 - August 01, 2011, 05:31 PM

Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 05:20 PM
^^ Fair enough Hallakuf But isn't flouting bacon in their faces a bit OTT?

Hihi, you don't know what a bunch of idiots they were. One of them prestnted himself as a very modern Muslim, untill I trapped him in the dentist's waiting room with his wife, who was completely covered in a very black niquaab...

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #205 - August 01, 2011, 05:33 PM

first iftar..i devoured everything lol
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Reply #206 - August 01, 2011, 05:41 PM

Quote from: Hallakuf on August 01, 2011, 05:31 PM
Hihi, you don't know what a bunch of idiots they were. One of them prestnted himself as a very modern Muslim, untill I trapped him in the dentist's waiting room with his wife, who was completely covered in a very black niquaab...

Trapped eh? Interesting choice of words... How do you know it was his wife? It could have been his boyfriend under there for all you know?

ChinaD: Mostly to show empathy for what my wife is going through. And partly because our marriage is on the rocks, and this gesture should help.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #207 - August 01, 2011, 05:43 PM

Quote from: Ifrit on August 01, 2011, 05:33 PM
first iftar..i devoured everything lol

I can't fucking wait to do the same.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #208 - August 01, 2011, 05:49 PM

Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 05:41 PM
Trapped eh? Interesting choice of words... How do you know it was his wife? It could have been his boyfriend under there for all you know?

ChinaD: Mostly to show empathy for what my wife is going through. And partly because our marriage is on the rocks, and this gesture should help.

Does she know about your apostasy ? If so why would it help?

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #209 - August 01, 2011, 05:53 PM

I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
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