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Topic: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #30 - September 10, 2011, 11:15 PM

Quote from: harakaat on August 28, 2011, 07:35 AM
http://www.turntoislam.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69323

THE OP'S SECOND POST!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahh

FUCK, I'M SUCH AN EVIL BASTARD FOR LAUGHING BUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(read everything before her second post to get it)

Look at this one:

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" sister WithAllahsPowers please change your username. how can you have allah's powers???
no disrespect but please change it if you believe allah is alone with his sifa'at
ie: Asma ul husna. it is blashphemous to claim or say something like that.

if any non-muslim were to come across your name it would give a bad impression about islamic belief."

ya,because her username is what's giving the bad impression.
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #31 - September 12, 2011, 03:36 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #32 - September 12, 2011, 03:49 PM

Quote from: harakaat on September 10, 2011, 10:02 PM
Also, for those who read Arabic, this is just epic:

http://www.masyafy.net/vb/thread9444

ROFL WTF
SO MUCH FAIL

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #33 - September 12, 2011, 09:09 PM

Quote from: Jema on September 12, 2011, 03:49 PM
ROFL WTF
SO MUCH FAIL

The last... anime thing, though, is so very accurate!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #34 - September 12, 2011, 09:12 PM

Quote from: truth_seeker on September 12, 2011, 08:17 PM
I really wished that Fatiha was an actual troll who is just playing around with us, but sadly it seems that the guy is for real.

I was researching about the Islamic mythos that Adam and Eve were a 90-foot giants, and came across this:

http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43851/27547265/Was_Adam_90_feet_tall_Really?pg=1

Yep, that's him alright.

From the other thread..

Quote from: Al-Fatihah
Response: Adam was 90 feet tall and humankind has decreased in size since the time of Adam. None of which goes against physics. Giants are even spoken of as existing in your very own bible and there are many archaeological discoveries to confirm the existence of giants.

Quote from: Al-Fatihah
Response: Or rather, do you understand that a biologist's knowledge doesn't come close to Allah, thus the laugh is on you and the biologist?

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #35 - September 13, 2011, 05:32 AM

Quote from: harakaat on September 12, 2011, 09:09 PM
The last... anime thing, though, is so very accurate!

WTF THAT'S NOT ANIME

/animenerd

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #36 - September 17, 2011, 09:21 PM

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I can converse....but I'm keeping my distance.
For one thing, I have no desire to get into a discussion about the validity of my beliefs versus those of an atheist, but in my experience, conversations with atheists always seem to go that way.
I don't have anything to explain to them and I have no interest whatsoever in having their point of view explained to me. None. This is why I keep it high level and if the conversation starts going there, I'm out.
For another - while I respect the atheists's right to his beliefs - I just get weirded out by them. Whenever I'm knowingly around an atheist it's like I can see it radiating off them - they're like radioactive to me or something. It scares me.

I know this is where I officially lose my free thinker card but oh well.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #37 - September 17, 2011, 09:21 PM

Quote from: Jema on September 13, 2011, 05:32 AM
WTF THAT'S NOT ANIME

/animenerd

Alright, alright, sorry! Manga thing?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #38 - September 27, 2011, 09:52 AM

In Islamic class: "Angels protect human beings from superstition."

That left me speechless. Few things do.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #39 - September 27, 2011, 02:04 PM

Went to church on Sunday. Lesson was on obedience. The catch phase was " obedience is freedom". Not fundamentalists but still nice and Orwellian.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #40 - September 27, 2011, 02:43 PM

http://forums.islamicawakening.com/f20/can-i-watch-bbc-planet-earth-25430/

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #41 - September 27, 2011, 02:57 PM

My Dad once told me that he was at his doctors' surgery when he heard the receptionist tell someone them that people are getting shorter.

He asked her what she meant she told him that prophet Adam was over 60 feet tall - so he told her she is an idiot

I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #42 - September 27, 2011, 02:57 PM

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on September 27, 2011, 02:43 PM
http://forums.islamicawakening.com/f20/can-i-watch-bbc-planet-earth-25430/

Car-crash reading.

And utterly compulsive.
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #43 - September 27, 2011, 03:46 PM

Well this is interesting. Islamic Awakening is blocked on my company's network for the following reason: Militancy/Hate and Extremism category.

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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #44 - September 27, 2011, 04:16 PM

By the way, can't your boss tell you're browsing CEMB? IIRC, no one knows you're an ex-Muslim.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Reply #45 - September 27, 2011, 04:50 PM

My boss doesn't have the authority to know what I'm browsing. He is French anyway, so he wouldn't care The ones who can tell what websites I'm on are IT dudes in France, and I doubt they'd care either. Or I hope so!

He's no friend to the friendless
And he's the mother of grief
There's only sorrow for tomorrow
Surely life is too brief
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