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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #120 - June 17, 2012, 03:10 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 04:13 AM
    You guys are so mean to her. Stop being assholes to her, don't make fun of her. She can touch whatever she wants.

    Hush your trap, I'm not touching anything.

    Quote from: asbie on June 17, 2012, 04:52 AM
    Yeah, keep sticking up for your girlfriend. GRB and chepea sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g


    /10 year old

    NO vomit He's not sticking up for me, he's being rude in a roundabout way! It's so obvious, he can't go a day without being mean to me or someone else (probably his siblings Tongue).

    Asbie and his boyfriend, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
    FIRST COMES LOVE
    THEN COMES MARRIAGE
    THEN COMES A [Vietnamese] BABY IN A STROLLING CARRIAGE

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #121 - June 17, 2012, 06:00 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 03:10 PM
    NO vomit He's not sticking up for me, he's being rude in a roundabout way! It's so obvious, he can't go a day without being mean to me or someone else (probably his siblings Tongue).

    At least I can go a day without "touching" them.  Roll Eyes

    You're so good at hiding the fact you're not my GF.  Afro

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    Asbie and his boyfriend, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
    FIRST COMES LOVE
    THEN COMES MARRIAGE
    THEN COMES A [Vietnamese] BABY IN A STROLLING CARRIAGE

    I wonder how Godot would get up on a tree.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #122 - June 17, 2012, 06:14 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 06:00 PM
    At least I can go a day without "touching" them.  Roll Eyes

    Your forbearance is remarkable.

    And I bet your siblings don't need to be hit. Mine do, all the time -_- It keeps them in line. Otherwise they get too God darn cocky for their own good.

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    You're so good at hiding the fact you're not my GF.  Afro

    I'm not, okay!!! Don't flatter yourself.

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    I wonder how Godot would get up on a tree.

    Asbie and Godot? I dunno...I think Asbie and Tmp would make a good couple. Possibly cuz I always confuse them anyways Grin
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #123 - June 17, 2012, 06:20 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:14 PM
    Your forbearance is remarkable.

    And I bet your siblings don't need to be hit. Mine do, all the time -_- It keeps them in line. Otherwise they get too God darn cocky for their own good.

    Why do you hit them? Just sit on them and they'd submit.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:14 PM
    I'm not, okay!!! Don't flatter yourself.

    Of course not.  Wink

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:14 PM
    Asbie and Godot? I dunno...I think Asbie and Tmp would make a good couple. Possibly cuz I always confuse them anyways Grin

    Fine, I think Tmp would be better climbing trees than Godot.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #124 - June 17, 2012, 06:22 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 06:20 PM
    Why do you hit them? Just sit on them and they'd submit.

    Sometimes I do that too Tongue But it's gotten more awkward since we're all older now....so yeah. Hitting's the way to go!!!

    And I'M NOT FAT YOU ARE

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    Of course not.  Wink

    Shut up.  finmad

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    Fine, I think Tmp would be better climbing trees than Godot.

    Why would Godot be bad at climbing trees? Huh? And why do you think Tmp would be any better?
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #125 - June 17, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:22 PM
    Sometimes I do that too Tongue But it's gotten more awkward since we're all older now....so yeah. Hitting's the way to go!!!

    You kick your poor brothers in the nuts. You're evil.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:22 PM
    And I'M NOT FAT YOU ARE

    Prove it.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:22 PM
    Shut up.  finmad

    You don't want to give away our little secret? Okay. Zipit

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:22 PM
    Why would Godot be bad at climbing trees? Huh? And why do you think Tmp would be any better?

    I don't know, maybe we should ask asbie.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #126 - June 17, 2012, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 06:28 PM
    You kick your poor brothers in the nuts. You're evil.

    Cheesy Cheesy Serves them right!

    And I don't kick them, I PRETEND to kick them. And I've stopped now cuz my dad says I'm not allowed to do that. Not even as pretend -_-

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    Prove it.

    You already have self-esteem issues, you have to constantly tell yourself that I'm your GF to make yourself feel better. I'm not gonna make it even worse by proving to you that you're stupid. Smiley YOU'RE WELCOME!

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    You don't want to give away our little secret? Okay. Zipit

    OMG SHUT UP I'M NOT OKAY!!!! GOD!

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    I don't know, maybe we should ask asbie.

    Why would he know? :S You're the one who said it.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #127 - June 17, 2012, 06:38 PM
    Hey I have an idea! Maybe Asbie carries them up the tree on his back, like Edward Cullen and Bella!!! Cheesy Cheesy What an alpha male.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #128 - June 17, 2012, 06:40 PM
     Cheesy

    We should see if she sparkles in daylight, that would be awesome.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #129 - June 17, 2012, 06:42 PM
    "She"? Asbie would be the more masculine one in the relationship, he's older than both Tmp and Godot. yes
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #130 - June 17, 2012, 06:48 PM
    A typo, I could never carry you up a tree even if I was a really strong vampire who sparkled in daylight. You're a bandariya anyways, so I don't think I'd have to carry you up there.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #131 - June 17, 2012, 06:52 PM
    THAT SITUATION WOULD NEVER OCCUR. Gross.

    And plus you're a weakling if you can't even carry someone.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #132 - June 17, 2012, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:52 PM
    THAT SITUATION WOULD NEVER OCCUR. Gross.

    You never know.


    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 06:52 PM
    And plus you're a weakling if you can't even carry someone.

    No, I am a weakling if I can't carry an average human being. I can easily do that, you're extraordinary. I'd have to get the tree to sign a consent form first, I don't wanna get sued if you break it.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #133 - June 17, 2012, 07:00 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 06:55 PM
    You never know.

    I'd rather be eaten by bears or whatever dangerous creature is following me than be carried up a tree by you.

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    No, I am a weakling if I can't carry an average human being. I can easily do that, you're extraordinary. I'd have to get the tree to sign a consent form first, I don't wanna get sued if you break it.

    Trees can't write, stupid.

    And I'm not fat omg. -_- I weigh less than you. (Although that might be cuz I'm shorter than you... but anyways, it's still true!)
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #134 - June 17, 2012, 07:07 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:00 PM
    I'd rather be eaten by bears

    Wow, what's it with you and innuendos. You're going to have some trouble with that, I read somewhere that if you're ever attacked by a bear you should try to appear as big as you can, that scares the bear away. In your case, you're already a few times larger than a bear, so you'd have to find a really big bear. You'd have to find a Chepea bear.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:00 PM
    Trees can't write, stupid.

    Fine, I'd just get a bark print.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:00 PM
    And I'm not fat omg. -_- I weigh less than you. (Although that might be cuz I'm shorter than you... but anyways, it's still true!)

    Weight is relative, on a white dwarf you weigh 1300000 times more than me. I never called you fat.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #135 - June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    Quote from: GRB on June 17, 2012, 07:07 PM
    Wow, what's it with you and innuendos. You're going to have some trouble with that, I read somewhere that if you're ever attacked by a bear you should try to appear as big as you can, that scares the bear away. In your case, you're already a few times larger than a bear, so you'd have to find a really big bear. You'd have to find a Chepea bear.

    What? How was that an innuendo?!?!? I meant if a BEAR i.e. a grizzly or a black bear were chasing me, I'd rather be eaten by them than be "saved" by you, cuz you're gross and evil.

    And with grizzly bears, you have to curl up in a ball and play dead.

    With black bears, you have roll stones towards them, distract em, when they chase after them you have to run and yelp and scare them by being all scary and stuff.

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    Fine, I'd just get a bark print.

    OOH my mum is watching this Pakistani drama, and in it the girl (it's a comedy) is like, really verbose and bossy right? So she kinda drugs her mother in law (she married into like a family of ganday people) and then cuz her mum in law is illiterate, she gets her to "sign" papers with her thumbprint while she's drugged. Cheesy

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    Weight is relative, on a white dwarf you weigh 1300000 times more than me. I never called you fat.

    White dwarfs don't exist, stupid.

    And weight isn't relative, fatness is. I.e. you're larger than me, but not as large as, say, Rosie O'Donnell. But your weight is absolute.

    Except if you go to the moon, which would be a waste of time so don't do it.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #136 - June 17, 2012, 07:16 PM
    OMG I just realised you meant a REAL white dwarf, like the ones in space! HAHAHAHA

    I thought you meant the Snow White kinds Tongue LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #137 - June 17, 2012, 07:17 PM
    Thread jacked
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #138 - June 17, 2012, 07:23 PM
    Embarrassed Sorry Godot...
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #139 - June 17, 2012, 07:27 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    What? How was that an innuendo?!?!? I meant if a BEAR i.e. a grizzly or a black bear were chasing me, I'd rather be eaten by them than be "saved" by you, cuz you're gross and evil.

    And with grizzly bears, you have to curl up in a ball and play dead.

     
    You'll find out sooner or later. A bear would never have to chase you, you can't run very fast. If a bear was chasing me, I'd just push you towards him and he'd run away.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    With black bears, you have roll stones towards them, distract em, when they chase after them you have to run and yelp and scare them by being all scary and stuff.

    The politically correct term is African American bear, I think you're just racist. You only want to throw rocks at the poor bear because of the colour of his fur.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    OOH my mum is watching this Pakistani drama, and in it the girl (it's a comedy) is like, really verbose and bossy right? So she kinda drugs her mother in law (she married into like a family of ganday people) and then cuz her mum in law is illiterate, she gets her to "sign" papers with her thumbprint while she's drugged. Cheesy

    LOL. You take notes, you might want to employ these tactics on your mother and law.

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    White dwarfs don't exist, stupid.

    They exist.



    But you probably hate them too, like you hate African American bears, you're so hateful. Don't throw rocks at them. Cry

    Quote from: chepea on June 17, 2012, 07:12 PM
    And weight isn't relative, fatness is. I.e. you're larger than me, but not as large as, say, Rosie O'Donnell. But your weight is absolute.

    Except if you go to the moon, which would be a waste of time so don't do it.


    While, I am aware of your stance on phsyics:



    The universe thinks otherwise. Smiley
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #140 - June 17, 2012, 07:30 PM
    OKAY LAST POST I SWEAR!!

    I'm not (that) racist GRB, you're racist!!! And you're dwarf-ist too!! So there!

    And the universe doesn't think, it's not sentient. Stupid. Cheesy

    Okay I'm done now.  lipsrsealed Sorry everybody, just needed to put GRB in his place. (The toilet.)
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #141 - June 17, 2012, 07:34 PM
    You are racist. You can't comprehend simple statements. -_-

    I thought this was the chat thread, the one where you're supposed to chat and insult chepea. -_-
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #142 - June 17, 2012, 07:35 PM
    You were mistaken. Grin
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #143 - June 17, 2012, 07:44 PM
    Clearly. I shouldn't be talking to racists anyways.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #144 - June 17, 2012, 07:45 PM
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #145 - June 17, 2012, 07:50 PM
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #146 - June 17, 2012, 07:51 PM
    omg
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #147 - June 17, 2012, 07:54 PM
    What? Grin
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #148 - June 17, 2012, 07:55 PM
    WTH is wrong with you?!?!!? That's so creepy!!! :/
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #149 - June 17, 2012, 08:10 PM
    No, this is creepy.

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