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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1050 - February 15, 2013, 12:31 PM
    When you dont know the prayer times or the direction of meka in your house (just moved to a new house).
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1051 - February 15, 2013, 01:28 PM
    Quote from: Jila on February 14, 2013, 06:46 AM
    @sabby

    That's me. I wont be on Mahdi's side if he plans to make the whole world Muslim. I read that he will kill 1/3 of the worlds population to create his Islamic haven. Bastard devil girl


    Yup the Mahdi is indeed a bastard. Jesus too. Both are maniacs according to ahadith.

    You know you're an ex-muslim when you'd be happy for your sisters if they found nice boyfriends. Whereas before you would have went mental at the mere thought of it, threatening to beat the living hell out of the guys involved.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1052 - February 18, 2013, 06:23 PM
    4:35 PM--- Mom: DID U PRAY US USR SALAT YET?!?

        Me:  Googles " salat timings" --- User: 4:15 PM

       " ppft of course I prayed like 10 minutes ago"

     cool2
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1053 - February 18, 2013, 07:53 PM
    You know you're an ex-muslim when you've removed all your muslim friends from Facebook so you could post whatever you want without being judged.

    Il faut savoir grandir et aller de l'avant.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1054 - February 18, 2013, 07:55 PM
    ^

    So True.  I just wiped all muslims from my friends lists last month.

    I ditched all my muslim friends completely and made new friends so theres no point in keep them on facebook anyways.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1055 - February 18, 2013, 08:51 PM
    When you're hanging out with some Muslims and non Muslims, the non Muslim asks you if you're Muslim and you answer, "my family is Muslim." secretly hoping the muslim dudes don't figure out what you're implying.
    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1056 - February 18, 2013, 09:19 PM
    ^ Ermegerd, I need to mentally prepare myself for those situations. Could be awkward Cheesy
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1057 - February 18, 2013, 09:51 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on February 18, 2013, 06:23 PM
    4:35 PM--- Mom: DID U PRAY US USR SALAT YET?!?

        Me:  Googles " salat timings" --- User: 4:15 PM

       " ppft of course I prayed like 10 minutes ago"

     cool2


    Asr really was the most irritating salat wasn't it? (Well, apart from fajr.) Asr was always when you were out and about, trying to get shit done, and you had to hurry up and find a place to pray before the sun set. Then you had to be all OCD about "not breaking your wudhu" so you didnn't have to go sticking your feet in a public sink....Ahhh...Such a waste of time!
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1058 - February 18, 2013, 10:02 PM
    ^

    It feels refreshing once you realize how less annoying your life has become now that you left Islam.


      -  No more checking the ingrediants every time at the grocery store.
      -  No more worrying about whether the restaurant you are going to has halal meat
       -  No more praying 5 times a day
       - No more feeling guilty when checking out girls during ramadan.
      - No more being paranoid about whether you farted or not

    man I'm so glad I took off the blindfold of islam during my teen years.  Now I have the rest of my life to enjoy to the fullest.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1059 - February 19, 2013, 12:10 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on February 18, 2013, 10:02 PM
    man I'm so glad I took off the blindfold of islam during my teen years.  Now I have the rest of my life to enjoy to the fullest.


    Nice of you to make us old bastard feel like crap for wasting half our lives on this religion.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1060 - February 19, 2013, 12:12 AM
    Quote
    Nice of you to make us old bastard feel like crap for wasting half our lives on this religion.



    That was not my intent at all.

    I apologize if I offended anyone.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1061 - February 19, 2013, 12:13 AM
    You know you're an ex-muslim when your mum orders you to pray, so you go to your room and move the prayer mat in a different position inside the wardrobe so it looked like it had been used.

    Or when you masturbate and don't give a fuck.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1062 - February 19, 2013, 12:22 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on February 19, 2013, 12:12 AM

    That was not my intent at all.

    I apologize if I offended anyone.


    I was yanking your chain.... don't take it so seriously.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1063 - February 19, 2013, 01:39 AM
    When you look in the mirror and notice you've lost that faint, irritating burn mark on your forehead!
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1064 - February 19, 2013, 02:24 AM
    ^Gosh you must've sujood'd a lot  Tongue But congrats Tongue

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1065 - February 19, 2013, 02:30 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 19, 2013, 01:39 AM
    When you look in the mirror and notice you've lost that faint, irritating burn mark on your forehead!



    That only happens to people who pray on a hard floor right?

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1066 - February 19, 2013, 02:57 AM
    Guess I had sensitive skin. lol. Mine wasn't huge, just a dark spot that's gone now! Smiley
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1067 - February 22, 2013, 01:41 AM
    You know you're an ex muslim when:

    You keep making mistakes while leading your lil cousins for prayers

    You keep cuzzing at Mohammed and Allah during your fake prayers.That Bigot.

    You hide to eat during ramadhan  Cheesy

    You stop feeling guilty about listening to music  dance

    You begin to like jews for the first time in your life

    When you find yourself fantasizing about the kaba(idol center) being destroyed  Insert evil laugh

    When you feel joyful when people criticize Islam dance

    When you feel relieved that hell does not exist  dance
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1068 - February 22, 2013, 01:45 AM
    .
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1069 - February 22, 2013, 02:05 AM
    Quote from: Spazzing on February 22, 2013, 01:41 AM

    You hide to eat during ramadhan  Cheesy



    I don't know how I'm going to do that this year...
    Il faut savoir grandir et aller de l'avant.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1070 - February 22, 2013, 01:28 PM
    Quote
    I don't know how I'm going to do that this year...



    I ate and drank secretly for the two ramadans as an ex muslim.


    But for this summer due to certain circumstances I probably won't be able to sneak a water bottle....


    Having to spend entire hot summer days without water is kinda freaking me out.....
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1071 - February 22, 2013, 01:38 PM
    I am so happy I don't have to worry about starving myself this summer.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1072 - February 22, 2013, 01:52 PM
    ^

    Geting by without food till Maghrib is something you get used to.


    Staying thirsty is what will annoy the hell out of me this summer.....
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1073 - February 22, 2013, 01:55 PM
    Absolutely, it is the thirst that kills you. I developed this strategy years ago when I was fasting: A 1/2 gallon of water at Iftar, a 1/2 gallon after Taraweeh, several cups before bed, and a 1/2 gallon at suhur. It was hard to get it all down, but it made the fast soo much easier--no headaches. I also started using protien shakes at suhur.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1074 - February 22, 2013, 02:00 PM
    Quote
    after Taraweeh


    Man you just reminded me of the second worst thing about Ramadan.


    Taraweeh...     no
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1075 - February 22, 2013, 02:04 PM
    OMG, taraweeh is some nasty s***. Unbearable standing for ages.
    Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1076 - February 22, 2013, 02:15 PM
    lol I used to like it...You got to hear all those parts of the Qur'an that they don't normally read during regular prayer.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1077 - February 22, 2013, 02:28 PM
    Quote
    lol I used to like it...You got to hear all those parts of the Qur'an that they don't normally read during regular prayer.



    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1078 - February 22, 2013, 02:35 PM
    haha...Honestly, If I could go to a masjid where no one was likely to recognize me, I would be willing to drop in on a taraweeh prayer for a few rakaat...Just for old time's sake.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1079 - February 22, 2013, 02:58 PM
    You know your an ex Muslim when you wake up from a nightmare and still say your "auhdu billahi mina shaytaanir rajeem" and flip from your left to your right side.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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