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  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1020 - December 22, 2012, 11:54 PM
    ^Hahaha. I do that one.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1021 - December 23, 2012, 03:42 AM
    When you ate by accident a sandwich with bacon and since then you can't stop eating bacon because it's too good...  piggy
    Religious people are so ignorant that they are ignorant of their own ignorance.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1022 - December 23, 2012, 04:39 AM
    When you walk out of the room as soon as your parents switch to the quran channel.   
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1023 - December 23, 2012, 04:53 AM
    There is a Quran channel !?!?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1024 - December 23, 2012, 05:27 AM
    Quote
    There is a Quran channel !?!?


    QTV.  A Pakistani channel with mullahs talking bout quran and hadiths 24/7...  Unfortunately my mom's favorite channel.  Flaming mad
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1025 - December 23, 2012, 06:09 AM
    ^My mum's considering getting Somali TV  mysmilie_977 There's crappy MidEastern/Turkish soap operas dubbed in Somali, news channels from the motherland and...wait for it...Islamic channels. Over react FSM help me; I don't think she's serious though, she brings it up occasionally but it's never materialized.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1026 - December 23, 2012, 06:45 AM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on December 23, 2012, 06:09 AM
    ^My mum's considering getting Somali TV  mysmilie_977 There's crappy MidEastern/Turkish soap operas dubbed in Somali, news channels from the motherland and...wait for it...Islamic channels. Over react FSM help me; I don't think she's serious though, she brings it up occasionally but it's never materialized.


    Give your computer to her and show are to navigate this web site


    Hmm... http://www.faithinallah.org/ that seem to be right from the heart of Egypt Al-Azhar university..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1027 - December 23, 2012, 07:03 AM
    ...but...but...all the cool Somali housewives have satellite dishes.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1028 - December 23, 2012, 07:27 AM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on December 23, 2012, 06:09 AM
    ^My mum's considering getting Somali TV  mysmilie_977 There's crappy MidEastern/Turkish soap operas dubbed in Somali, news channels from the motherland and...wait for it...Islamic channels. Over react FSM help me; I don't think she's serious though, she brings it up occasionally but it's never materialized.


    Oh lawd.....

    My mother got that Universal TV thing with those channels and believe me, if you think your mother is  "strict" or "too fundamental" as she is on religion, wait until a few weeks of her doing nothing but watch those big bearded freaks giving fatwas on TV. Make it as hard as possible for her plans to materialise, it will make your life much easier.
    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

    William Arthur Ward
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1029 - December 23, 2012, 07:42 AM
    One of my mum's friends barely speaks English anymore thanks to their satellite dish *shudder*. My mum is religious but not really strict or hardcore. I think we've been saved by our second tv breaking. Now, we've only got the one tv, which already has pay tv, so no Universal TV unless/until we get another tv. I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon. Phew.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1030 - December 23, 2012, 10:34 AM
    You read shit like this for fun and you snicker or cower in disgust and horror that there are people who still believe in these things.

    What can I say, I'm a bit of a masochist. I love how Islam dresses up its deceit in truth. "Oh, it's actually for your benefit, ladies!"

    So is being stoned!
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1031 - December 23, 2012, 11:34 AM
    Quote
    Become a Good Muslim Girl
    In the Muslim religion, women are advised to follow rules that at times may appear to clash with western standards of fairness and equality. However, if one looks into the rules and thinks with an uncritical eye, one will come to notice that everything Muslim women are told to do ultimately benefits women.

    Ugh  Roll Eyes
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1032 - December 23, 2012, 11:39 AM
    Quote from: Wally on December 22, 2012, 04:54 PM
    Gelatin is regularly found in candy. It's frowned upon by Muslims because it derives from pork skin. 

    I'm pretty sure gelatin is animal fat; we believed it was haram because the animal that the fat came from was probably not slaughtered halal, hence jelly-ish candies were haram because they contain haram "meat". It's silly, like how my sister doesn't drink coke b/c she read somewhere that it contains traces of alcohol   Roll Eyes
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1033 - December 23, 2012, 12:35 PM
    Is Islam an urban myth generator like

    http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

    Quote
    Forgetting Foucault: Social realism and constructive neosemanticist theory

    Jean-Luc W. d’Erlette
    Department of Ontology, University of Illinois


     
    1. Expressions of economy

    “Sexual identity is fundamentally used in the service of class divisions,” says Lacan; however, according to Dietrich[1] , it is not so much sexual identity that is fundamentally used in the service of class divisions, but rather the absurdity of sexual identity. It could be said that the main theme of the works of Smith is the role of the reader as poet. Sartre promotes the use of the materialist paradigm of consensus to deconstruct capitalism.

    If one examines posttextual cultural theory, one is faced with a choice: either accept social realism or conclude that language is used to exploit the proletariat. Therefore, Marx uses the term ‘posttextual cultural theory’ to denote the difference between art and sexual identity. Many structuralisms concerning constructive neosemanticist theory exist.

    But Geoffrey[2] suggests that we have to choose between posttextual cultural theory and the neocapitalist paradigm of discourse. The subject is interpolated into a social realism that includes sexuality as a paradox.

    It could be said that the premise of constructive neosemanticist theory implies that the Constitution is part of the economy of culture. Any number of deconstructions concerning the collapse, and subsequent meaninglessness, of textual reality may be found.

    Therefore, Lacan suggests the use of subcultural libertarianism to modify class. The characteristic theme of Werther’s[3] model of social realism is a self-fulfilling totality.

    However, if posttextual cultural theory holds, we have to choose between Batailleist `powerful communication’ and cultural theory. Debord promotes the use of posttextual cultural theory to challenge sexism....

    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1034 - December 28, 2012, 05:59 AM
    When you have to use concealer to hide your piercings from your family -_-

    When your little cousins tell you that they want to wear the hijab like you when they're older and it kills you inside.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1035 - December 28, 2012, 09:13 AM
    You're googling 'Is so and so ingredient halal?...' to cook for family and thinking FFS Tongue

    Quote from: Jema on December 28, 2012, 05:59 AM
    When you have to use concealer to hide your piercings from your family -_-

    When your little cousins tell you that they want to wear the hijab like you when they're older and it kills you inside.


    What piercings do you have?
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1036 - December 30, 2012, 10:36 PM
    ^ The ones I have to hide are my nose and lip piercings. They've closed up now 'cause I had to take them out when I went to see some relatives back in Landan :( The piercings are still obvious though so I have to conceal them.

    @thread:

    When you can't stop thinking of how many times more awesome your parents would be if they weren't as dogmatic or observant. Or if they were never raised as Muslims altogether.

    When your mum puts Surat Fussilat on replay after you've had an argument with her about some stupid shit in Islam Cheesy
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1037 - December 31, 2012, 09:05 AM
    Quote from: Jema on December 28, 2012, 05:59 AM
    When you have to use concealer to hide your piercings from your family -_-

    When your little cousins tell you that they want to wear the hijab like you when they're older and it kills you inside.


    I've taken a policy of not saying anything around my family. If I'm directly questioned about something my standard response is "depends on who you ask"
    "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring fable. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal." - Carl Sagan
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1038 - January 02, 2013, 05:00 PM
    When you suddenly read more books and watch more documentaries
    When you explained evolution and how it shapes living beings to your still muslim brother and forgot it's actually Adam and Hawa (eve) (and then you had to lie your way out about the importance of understanding the kuffar's logic).
    When you found out pork tastes better than goat (still inferior to beef though)
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1039 - January 03, 2013, 04:17 PM
    Quote from: nreynolds1990 on December 31, 2012, 09:05 AM
    I've taken a policy of not saying anything around my family. If I'm directly questioned about something my standard response is "depends on who you ask"

    Yeaaaaah, that doesn't really work with my family. Once a Maliki, always a Maliki  Grin. You either have a response or you're probably an infidel. How do you think I feel when my little cousins ask me why I wear the hijab in front of my entire family? Faaaaack, I just want to evaporate into thin air and disappear D:
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1040 - February 11, 2013, 08:10 PM
    When you use your prayer rug as an exercise mat Grin
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1041 - February 11, 2013, 08:30 PM
    When you put on the niqab.

    and start gritting your teeth in anger
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1042 - February 12, 2013, 01:46 AM
    ^ U still wearing that thing ?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1043 - February 12, 2013, 02:05 AM
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1044 - February 13, 2013, 11:44 PM
    You know how horrible life can be and how horrible it feels to not belong. I just saw a tweet sent to the forum's account about a Saudi who was strongly considering suicide.
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1045 - February 14, 2013, 01:41 AM
    When you used to fantasise about fighting in the noble Islamic army alongside Isa and the Mahdi. But now you'd be cheering Dajjal if he ever makes it with his Kaffir followers grin12
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1046 - February 14, 2013, 06:46 AM
    @sabby

    That's me. I wont be on Mahdi's side if he plans to make the whole world Muslim. I read that he will kill 1/3 of the worlds population to create his Islamic haven. Bastard devil girl
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1047 - February 14, 2013, 08:17 PM
    Quote from: sabby on February 14, 2013, 01:41 AM
    When you used to fantasise about fighting in the noble Islamic army alongside Isa and the Mahdi. But now you'd be cheering Dajjal if he ever makes it with his Kaffir followers grin12


    Wow never thought others did this too lol. I always wanted to be on the frontline. Be there to witness the descending of Isa.
    If the mahdi were too come theyd have to fight to each other in order for the real mahdi to lead. Each sect will claim its own, that alone will be a bloodbath before they start taking over the world.
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1048 - February 15, 2013, 05:25 AM
    Quote from: Yume on February 12, 2013, 02:05 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Could u not substiture that with a hijab ? why still wear the niqab ?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #1049 - February 15, 2013, 07:01 AM
    When someone was interested in converting to Islam so they approach you because they know you converted but you end up talking them out of doing it Smiley
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