You know you're an ex muslim when......

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #960 - September 20, 2012, 05:25 AM

When you ignore Aadhan and continue whatever the fuck you are doing

When you are the only one on the street sitting under a shade while everyone is at the mosque praying.

When you dont want to wait for your muslim friend to pray at the mosque especially if he is going to combine with the ones he missed.

When you dont have to worry about getting a dark mark on your forehead.

Overall, when you dont pray anymore and no one bothers you to pray anymore.My God,i cant tell you how much i hate sallah.Anytime i hear aadhan,i get little bit annoyed because i have to stop with whatever im doing like watching a good movie,reading something interesting,playing a video game especially if you're in an interesting level or stage(the gamers knows what im talking about) or doing some important work.

Quite a big relief.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #961 - September 20, 2012, 05:28 AM

Quote from: Cato on September 20, 2012, 05:25 AM
Anytime i hear aadhan,i get little bit annoyed because i have to stop with whatever im doing

If you start farting during it it means you’re Satan.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #962 - September 21, 2012, 01:19 AM

When you panic when someone asks you, when is adhaan magrib (or whatever) these days?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #963 - September 21, 2012, 03:25 AM

When it still feels foreign and confusing to you that others still believe--
saw a Muslim friend's post online that read "Why did God invent allergies?"

Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #964 - September 21, 2012, 12:32 PM

Not true. Just means you are napaak.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #965 - September 21, 2012, 12:34 PM

You will regret that on the day of judgement.
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Reply #966 - September 21, 2012, 12:41 PM

^Welcome back

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Reply #967 - September 21, 2012, 12:43 PM

You will regret that on the day of judgement.
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Reply #968 - September 21, 2012, 12:44 PM

Why are you still wearing burqa?
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Reply #969 - September 21, 2012, 12:46 PM

Wow. Allah will do justice. Enjoy this world for hell awaits
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #970 - September 21, 2012, 12:47 PM

Quote from: Cato on September 21, 2012, 12:41 PM
^Welcome back

Remember me? Why thanx
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #971 - September 21, 2012, 12:49 PM

With Angelina Jolie as your avatar, how can i forget?

Quote from: Maria on September 21, 2012, 12:46 PM
Wow. Allah will do justice. Enjoy this world for hell awaits

That would be a fun place to be if you ask me

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #972 - September 21, 2012, 01:41 PM

Quote from: Maria on September 21, 2012, 12:34 PM
You will regret that on the day of judgement.

lol
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #973 - September 23, 2012, 04:50 PM

@thread
when I realize I should wear a burqa when I wuz a kid
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #974 - September 23, 2012, 09:37 PM

When you don't feel depressed when you don't agree with mum and dad
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #975 - September 25, 2012, 01:52 AM

When you suddenly feel paranoid after telling a muslim class mate that your no longer a muslim.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #976 - October 15, 2012, 11:48 AM

When you're shocked that your arab neighbour doesn't drink...

"Why not?"
"It's against my religion."
"Wha... oh. OH. *That* religion."
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Reply #977 - October 15, 2012, 12:58 PM

^ I'm surprised when they do drink.

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Reply #978 - October 16, 2012, 01:05 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on October 15, 2012, 11:48 AM
When you're shocked that your arab neighbour doesn't drink...

"Why not?"
"It's against my religion."
"Wha... oh. OH. *That* religion."

there's a saudi arabian PhD student just started at work (i met him a few months ago and he seemed quite talented - it was actually based on my recommendation he got the position ). he is a muslim - i can tell since he always writes bisimillah in arabic on the top of the page he is writing on, but still for some reason when we ask him to come to the pub for a drink i'm half-expecting him to say yes, lol

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #979 - October 25, 2012, 12:26 PM

When you are the only one in the house that is not fasting on Arafat day.

Although to be honest even when i was a muslim i dont really fast on Arafat day and do voluntary fasting yet this time around i see many muzzies fasting like as if its ramadan.

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Reply #980 - October 25, 2012, 03:25 PM

Hi this is my first comment on this site. Im an ex-muslim. i embraced islam while at teenage. left (first time) after around early 20s. on/off for few years due to confusion/whim and fear of threats and advice of "false hope" from other muslims. left permanently not long ago.

you know u're an ex muslim when from my experience

1. you do not have "fear" of "allah" whatsoever although u might fear threats from muslims but its natural fear, unlike imaginary "fear" of "allah"

2. you are happy not doing anything islam "command" you to do so

3. you do not feel guilty in doing most "haraam" that islam "command" you not to do so. i said most cos some others are naturally wrong, like be rude to ur parents , steal and other few things, your own basic common senses you even see in law in the west. so what i meant is nonsense "haraam" that islam made up the like of being non muslim, drinking alcohol, smoking, sex outside marriage, wear short above knee, and so on.

4. you hate muslims cos they r ones who follows a man who married 6 or 9 year old girl, the one who killed a woman himself, the one who ordered apostates to be killed and yet they all condones that. there r many more sick things they condones and you hate them for that.

5. you hate the victorious of islam. cos you sense arrogance, oppressive, intolerance, violence and murders they desire to bring upon those who opposes in this world.

peace and no not peace be upon you. if you speak like muslim yet you do not believe in heart, then know you're hypocrite, beware.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #981 - October 25, 2012, 04:02 PM

When you're scared of a hell you don't believe exists.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #982 - October 25, 2012, 10:24 PM

Quote from: SciFanMovieFan on October 25, 2012, 03:25 PM
Hi this is my first comment on this site. Im an ex-muslim. i embraced islam while at teenage. left (first time) after around early 20s. on/off for few years due to confusion/whim and fear of threats and advice of "false hope" from other muslims. left permanently not long ago.

you know u're an ex muslim when from my experience

1. you do not have "fear" of "allah" whatsoever although u might fear threats from muslims but its natural fear, unlike imaginary "fear" of "allah"

2. you are happy not doing anything islam "command" you to do so

3. you do not feel guilty in doing most "haraam" that islam "command" you not to do so. i said most cos some others are naturally wrong, like be rude to ur parents , steal and other few things, your own basic common senses you even see in law in the west. so what i meant is nonsense "haraam" that islam made up the like of being non muslim, drinking alcohol, smoking, sex outside marriage, wear short above knee, and so on.

4. you hate muslims cos they r ones who follows a man who married 6 or 9 year old girl, the one who killed a woman himself, the one who ordered apostates to be killed and yet they all condones that. there r many more sick things they condones and you hate them for that.

5. you hate the victorious of islam. cos you sense arrogance, oppressive, intolerance, violence and murders they desire to bring upon those who opposes in this world.

peace and no not peace be upon you. if you speak like muslim yet you do not believe in heart, then know you're hypocrite, beware.

welcome, I agree with your points. For the last one- yes my family is especially arrogant thinking they're much better than non muslims. My father, sister are a bit more open minded though. I helped bring them down a notch over the years.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #983 - October 25, 2012, 10:28 PM

Quote from: Serendipity on October 25, 2012, 04:02 PM
When you're scared of a hell you don't believe exists.

Yep the result of years of brainwashing there's still an irrational part of me that thinks if I get the chance to drink alcohol or eat bacon my soul will be thrown into the deepest pits of hell.

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Reply #984 - October 25, 2012, 10:43 PM

loooooooooool!
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Reply #985 - October 25, 2012, 11:47 PM

Quote from: Sara198 on October 25, 2012, 10:24 PM
welcome, I agree with your points. For the last one- yes my family is especially arrogant thinking they're much better than non muslims. My father, sister are a bit more open minded though. I helped bring them down a notch over the years.

Once when my father said something arrogant or stupid about how muslims are being persecuted because they are better I just destroyed his arguments Hitchens style without apology.

NOTE TO SELF: Never do that again. ( at least until I finish university).

In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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Reply #986 - October 26, 2012, 07:26 PM

^ and make sure you have enough savings in the bank and documents by your side in case you have to flee.

"In every religion there is love, yet love has no religion"

"The intellectual runs away, afraid of drowning; the whole business of love is to drown in the sea." - Rumi
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Reply #987 - October 26, 2012, 11:03 PM

^

I live in a western country no need to flee. And I've toned down my behavior alot so they actually think I'm becoming more pious.

I can't risk anything until I finish my university degree and get a full time job. Then it's only a matter of trying to think of a good excuse to get my dad to take my official documents out of his safe at the bank.

In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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Reply #988 - October 26, 2012, 11:24 PM

That should be quite simple. They don't belong to him. If he's holding your documents for safekeeping without your consent as an adult, he's probably not doing so legally.

Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
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Reply #989 - October 27, 2012, 12:55 AM

^

of course he has my consent. just to clarify aside from religious pressure i don't have any tensions with my parents or family.

anyhow i still have four years before i have to worry bout coming out. . time to get back on topic.

You know your an ex muslim when your(me) is getting dragged to an eid party at night when I have a midterm exam at 1:00pm the next day.

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