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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #900 - February 15, 2012, 02:17 AM

Quote from: ImmortalTech on February 15, 2012, 12:16 AM
when you slander the religion more than white edl racists

Fuck off. I was waiting to say that. You are a troll.

Go and put your ass in the air and pray to Allah.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #901 - February 15, 2012, 03:05 PM

..when it feels weird, even wrong, to read/hear your real name after spending so much time on here -_-

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #902 - February 15, 2012, 03:08 PM

... when you're in <3 with Jema.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #903 - February 15, 2012, 04:06 PM

in less than 3 what?
trollface.jpg

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #904 - February 15, 2012, 04:53 PM

Quote from: Al-Ma`arri on February 15, 2012, 02:17 AM
Fuck off. I was waiting to say that. You are a troll.

Go and put your ass in the air and pray to Allah.

nope thats for you. you probably bring him up more times in a day than me, mate.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #905 - February 16, 2012, 12:05 PM

Quote from: Jema on February 15, 2012, 04:06 PM
in less than 3 what?
trollface.jpg

... that would actually work too. In less than 3 with Jema. As in, having sex with her, but it's like, not a threesome.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #906 - February 16, 2012, 03:04 PM

Quote from: ImmortalTech on February 15, 2012, 12:16 AM
when you slander the religion more than white edl racists

Are you some kind of a troll-retard? or just a retard?

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #907 - March 02, 2012, 04:17 PM

When you speculate whether or not your parents would kill you if you come out to them as an Ex-Muslim, and then you feel guilty afterwards for thinking about this.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #908 - March 07, 2012, 09:56 PM

Started from the bottom, now I'm here
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #909 - March 23, 2012, 09:31 PM

When you know that you could, like, get a Masters in religion with all the shit you've learned.
When eid passes and you feel ... nothing.
When you listen to the same Imams cry and scream about hell and it used to scare you and now you just wanna laugh.
When you DONT feel guilty for stuffing your face in Ramadan.
When muslims talk to you and you can just SEE how brainwashed they are.
When you get pissed thinking about all that time wasted praying and being afraid.
When you know how good a bacon, sausage and egg bagel tastes.
When you don't have to worry about wether or not the guy you like is Muslim.

All I can think of off the top of me head.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #910 - March 23, 2012, 09:33 PM

Quote from: Rendezvous on March 23, 2012, 09:31 PM
When you know how good a bacon, sausage and egg bagel tastes.

Haven't experienced that yet! Are they really all that good?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #911 - March 23, 2012, 10:02 PM

@harakaat ... they are just ... beyond words. I think your life has yet to begin

"The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #912 - March 23, 2012, 10:13 PM

Quote from: Rendezvous on March 23, 2012, 09:31 PM
When you know that you could, like, get a Masters in religion with all the shit you've learned.
When eid passes and you feel ... nothing.
When you listen to the same Imams cry and scream about hell and it used to scare you and now you just wanna laugh.
When you DONT feel guilty for stuffing your face in Ramadan.
When muslims talk to you and you can just SEE how brainwashed they are.
When you get pissed thinking about all that time wasted praying and being afraid.
When you know how good a bacon, sausage and egg bagel tastes.
When you don't have to worry about wether or not the guy you like is Muslim.

All I can think of off the top of me head.

Hmm . you also write little poems/sonnets ., Islam and Momins should never trust an young fellow who scribbles rhyming words against Islam., I am afraid such sonnets will compete with Quran...

Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything
I renounced my faith to become a kafir,
the beloved betrayed me and turned in to a Muslim
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #913 - March 23, 2012, 10:25 PM

Quote from: Rendezvous on March 23, 2012, 10:02 PM
@harakaat ... they are just ... beyond words. I think your life has yet to begin

Hopefully I'll be moving to Canada next year for uni, and there I can have all the haraam stuff I want!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #914 - March 23, 2012, 10:26 PM

:O You mean like ... I could be the next, like .... muhammed or something *le gaspe*?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #915 - March 23, 2012, 10:34 PM

Sure, you just need a pedo beard!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #916 - March 23, 2012, 10:37 PM

@harakaat get thee to al gharb asap. You can eat bacon bagels to your unbelieving hearts delight *looks for fake beards on ebay then remembers they dont do delivery to the uh ... middle of the desert*

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #917 - March 23, 2012, 10:41 PM

Roger that!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #918 - April 10, 2012, 07:43 AM

When you hide your true feelings around your Muslim family and religious friends.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #919 - April 10, 2012, 08:14 PM

^I feel you on that one. Lol

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #920 - April 10, 2012, 09:24 PM

when any mention of umrah or haj makes you feel like this and this
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #921 - April 10, 2012, 10:23 PM

When people thanking allah for everything makes you go .
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #922 - April 10, 2012, 10:41 PM

when you're watching Islamic program on tv makes you want to barf.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #923 - April 10, 2012, 10:47 PM

When you try to persuade your Muslim family to give any zakat/sadaqa/charity money to something useful which will actually benefit humanity (like feeding the poor)... rather than "Islamic" causes.

A while ago my family were gonna send some charity money to help build a mosque in our village in Pakistan, but I managed to persuade them to give it to a poor family instead.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #924 - April 11, 2012, 01:35 AM

Quote from: Shahid Raza on April 10, 2012, 10:47 PM
When you try to persuade your Muslim family to give any zakat/sadaqa/charity money to something useful which will actually benefit humanity (like feeding the poor)... rather than "Islamic" causes.

A while ago my family were gonna send some charity money to help build a mosque in our village in Pakistan, but I managed to persuade them to give it to a poor family instead.

This. So many times. Honestly, I just can't stand the hypocrisy on education and all that jazz. Who are they trying to fool by paying more attention to religion that knowledge itself and then claim otherwise?

"I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #925 - April 12, 2012, 02:09 PM

When you're in English class discussing religion and you realize you're more knowledgeable about Islam than the Muslims in your class, more knowledgeable about Christianity than the Christians, and no one knows the first thing about atheism. -__-

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #926 - April 13, 2012, 12:13 AM

what atheism is harakaat ?
I'm not believing god existence anymore, or I refused too, does that makes me one ?
and how does it differ from communism, I'm not fond to be labelled as one, do me a favour here, you're a cunning linguist.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #927 - April 16, 2012, 05:10 PM

You can't watch the news 'cause whenever anything with Muslims comes on you start yelling at the television.

You can't watch movies that feature Muslims because they get things wrong so often and portray things inaccurately half the time.

You refuse to eat Middle eastern food because of the memories it brings back.

You check out the niqabi walking down the street 'cause you're scared that it's someone you know.

You suddenly start absentmindedly singing Labbaik Allah humma labbaik Labbaik la sharika laka labbaik Innal hamda Wan-ni'mata Laka walmulk Laa sharika lak in the middle of a grocery shop and clap your hand over your mouth 'cause you've just realized that you're doing it again.

You start to look men in the eyes instead of keeping your gaze diverted when walking down the street or when talking to them.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #928 - April 16, 2012, 05:42 PM

Quote
Labbaik Allah humma labbaik Labbaik la sharika laka labbaik Innal hamda Wan-ni'mata Laka walmulk Laa sharika lak

this, I can't stand it, drives me nuts especially in the hajj season, I can't sleep because of it, keep replaying in my head over and over, why tis soo, I hate it.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #929 - April 16, 2012, 05:44 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on February 04, 2012, 03:19 PM
you know when you are an ex muslim when you cringe
seeing beardos, and then find out they arent even muslim LOL

Hahaha, I did that with my neighbors once, they had this dude who came by all the time and he had this huge black beard and olive skin and I would every time I saw him walk up the driveway as he looked like a lebanese salafi bro, and then one day I said to another neighbor that I was concerned that these other neighbors had this dude coming by all the time (this particular neighbor knows that my X is Muslim as I asked him to keep an eye out for me), and he laughed and told me that the guy was Jewish not Muslim. I was like
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