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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #150 - April 28, 2010, 02:19 AM

Because I knew it was a made-up excuse. She was not devoutly religious and we had done some minor stuff before

I think she just got cold feet for some reason or maybe her roommate talked her out of it. Probably she feared we might get caught or I might record a video and show it my friends or upload it to Youtube or sth.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #151 - April 28, 2010, 02:26 AM

I'm just giving you a hard time. Besides you are a better man to simply respect a woman's wishes than to be one of those guys who has to beg a girl for things that should be mutual experiences

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #152 - April 28, 2010, 02:37 AM

I know what you mean. I did beg on two occasions but then I looked back and realized how pathetic and cheap it was.

*Apologies for hijacking the tread*
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #153 - April 28, 2010, 02:57 AM

you guys are assholes

Just kidding...kinda

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #154 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 PM

Quote
*Apologies for hijacking the tread*

If only all hijackers apologized.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #155 - April 29, 2010, 04:39 AM

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #156 - May 10, 2010, 08:42 AM

You know your not Muslim when you like Jews.

Miss CJ
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #157 - May 10, 2010, 08:47 AM

I know what you mean, I used to be so angry when I would fart right before I finished a prayer. Laughed so hard when I read your post!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #158 - May 10, 2010, 08:49 AM

Quote from: ausath on May 10, 2010, 08:42 AM
You know your not Muslim when you like Jews.

Lol true true, infact I used to get called "jew lover" by my ex husband when I was married to him and a muslim, I should have seen back then that I was no real muslim in my heart.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #159 - May 12, 2010, 07:40 PM

Quote from: ausath on May 10, 2010, 08:42 AM
You know your not Muslim when you like Jews.

Very true!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #160 - May 12, 2010, 10:32 PM

Quote from: ausath on May 10, 2010, 08:42 AM
You know your not Muslim when you like Jews.

lol brilliant!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #161 - May 14, 2010, 04:42 PM

second canex.... lol brilliant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #162 - June 30, 2010, 03:55 PM

Something I realized recently.

When your mother is blasting Quran recitations out loud on stereo (every goddamned day) and you think to yourself "Hmm... those rhymes are really sloppy. I could do better!"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #163 - June 30, 2010, 04:02 PM
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #164 - June 30, 2010, 04:10 PM

When you mow your lawn and find a car...oh, wait, wrong joke.

fuck you
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #165 - June 30, 2010, 06:03 PM

...when you offer to cook pork chops for your cousin by mistake.

At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #166 - June 30, 2010, 06:25 PM
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #167 - June 30, 2010, 06:32 PM

When you can't believe that people write whole books on how your beard should look!

Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #168 - July 02, 2010, 12:40 AM

When you post ass shots on the internet.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #169 - July 02, 2010, 02:01 AM

you start drinking mouthwash for fun
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #170 - July 02, 2010, 06:54 AM

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #171 - July 02, 2010, 04:53 PM

I think he was implying because mouthwash has alcohol in it. lol I don't think you should swallow that shit.

"The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #172 - July 02, 2010, 05:23 PM

Quote from: Heyjustlooking on July 02, 2010, 04:53 PM
I think he was implying because mouthwash has alcohol in it. lol I don't think you should swallow that shit.

I am starting to like drinking mouthwash instead of real liquor because it hits me faster...

Here are some pros:
+ you can pass alcohol breath test
+ you dont need to hide it from angry muslim parents/cousins/friends
+ tastes awesome when refrigerated
+ You get a minty breath
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #173 - July 02, 2010, 06:00 PM

You probably also get liver cancer after a while so it's best to quit while you're ahead.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #174 - July 02, 2010, 06:04 PM

You're kidding right Boo? You're not meant to drink that stuff

Please stop drinking that stuff
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #175 - July 02, 2010, 11:58 PM

- when you respond to someone "salam" while carrying a box of empty beer cans out of your room ...

- telling a guy that is about to marry his cousin that you hope his kids don't come as conjoined twins ...

- laughing at people who take the existence of Jinns for real..... (i actually told a guy i will give you 1 weak ahead, to summon the jinns and make them attack me since you believe they are true, after one week i will start throwing your head with stones while the jinns continue attacking me and then we shall see what hurts more)

- telling old people you are a christian out of politeness

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #176 - July 03, 2010, 12:02 AM

those are good ones Badhi. Funny and true.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #177 - July 03, 2010, 12:14 AM

Quote from: Bardhi_i_zi on July 02, 2010, 11:58 PM

- laughing at people who take the existence of Jinns for real..... (i actually told a guy i will give you 1 weak ahead, to summon the jinns and make them attack me since you believe they are true, after one week i will start throwing your head with stones while the jinns continue attacking me and then we shall see what hurts more)

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I actually used to scare some muslims by bringing them up. It was a way to change the
subject when they tried to get me to adhere to certain things i refused to accept LOL.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #178 - August 19, 2010, 02:06 PM

You lock yourself in the toilet to have a banana.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #179 - August 19, 2010, 02:07 PM

Fag.
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