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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #330 - November 09, 2010, 03:36 PM
    Quote from: muddy on November 09, 2010, 04:28 AM
    You are an ex-muslim when someone abruptly ask you (after knowing your name), are you muslim? And you bite your teeth and want to tell him to fuck off..

    Yes!!!
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #331 - November 09, 2010, 03:58 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on November 09, 2010, 07:59 AM
    lol. I never had this problem. I was a convert, so I have a kaafir name. Nobody can tell Afro

    What were you before becoming muslim? I mean ethnically and religiously..  grin12
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #332 - November 09, 2010, 06:00 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you don't give a crap about which direction you point your feet when you lie down.
    .
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #333 - November 09, 2010, 06:07 PM
    You know you're an ex-muslim, when the last name  in the world you would ever call your kids is Muhammed
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #334 - November 09, 2010, 06:18 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on November 09, 2010, 06:00 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you don't give a crap about which direction you point your feet when you lie down.

    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you deliberately point your feet towards Mecca.  dance
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #335 - November 09, 2010, 06:46 PM
    you know you're an ex-muslims when muslims call you a jew

    ps : a jew is the lowest rank , even god hates them
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #336 - November 09, 2010, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 09, 2010, 06:07 PM
    You know you're an ex-muslim, when the last name  in the world you would ever call your kids is Muhammed


    ROFL
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #337 - November 09, 2010, 07:14 PM
    You know you're an ex muslim when you no longer have an internal radar that alerts you whenever hijabis walk by.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #338 - November 09, 2010, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: HighOctane on November 08, 2010, 10:28 PM
    You know when you're an ex-Muslim when you freely lie about doing prayers and you have no shadow of a doubt the white lie helps your hopelessly indoctrinated parents or elders feel a little calmer inside. Bless them of course! Smiley


    Yeah,  i did that twice today Cheesy
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #339 - November 09, 2010, 08:35 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on November 09, 2010, 07:14 PM
    You know you're an ex muslim when you no longer have an internal radar that alerts you whenever hijabis walk by.

    What did you use your hijabi radar for?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #340 - November 09, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 09, 2010, 08:35 PM
    What did you use your hijabi radar for?


    I would be able to spot every hijabi in the room at one point. Muslim guys need a bit of lovin' too!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #341 - November 10, 2010, 03:30 PM
    You know you are an ex-muslim when you accidentally call your parents on Friday, and your parents start talking about Friday prayer and you have to instantly make a Friday Prayer Story.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #342 - November 10, 2010, 03:55 PM
    ^^YES!

    You know you're an ex-muslim when you call home all excited at magrib time and they're like, umm sorry we have to pray now, and you're like, oh ok.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #343 - November 10, 2010, 04:59 PM
    You know u are an ex-muslim when u appreciate the little simple things in life and get all excited about them more than others , like having the wind play in your hair after years of covering it,
    the sun touching your skin everyday on ur way to work.
    sitting around friends who drink , thinking to urself i would have freaked out if i was still a muslim , but i wont , puts a little smile on my face on how much i have grown after ditching islam .
    i am lucky i had been a muslim because if it wasnot for islam , i would have never known what freedom tasted like  yes
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #344 - November 10, 2010, 05:07 PM
    Quote from: Prosaic on November 10, 2010, 04:59 PM
    i am lucky i had been a muslim because if it wasnot for islam , i would have never known what freedom tasted like  yes

    +1

    Islam is like a sickness - you appreciate feeling fit & well only after you have vomited vomit
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #345 - November 10, 2010, 05:11 PM
    hahaha
    Or being in a coma and finally waking up!
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #346 - November 11, 2010, 02:05 AM
    You know you're an ex Muslim female when short pants/skirts are your favorite things to wear in warm seasons.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #347 - November 11, 2010, 03:47 AM
    Quote from: muddy on November 09, 2010, 03:58 PM
    What were you before becoming muslim? I mean ethnically and religiously..  grin12


    I was Catholic, then Deist/Agnostic, then converted, and now I'm an agnostic. I'm also a Polish Canadian, so leaving Islam was a joy for me lol. I went back to jahaliyah. I went back to vodka/beer drinking and eating Cabbage rolls and pierogi, and my family is happy now that I am back to my normal self Smiley
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #348 - November 11, 2010, 03:50 AM
    here is a silly sounding one, but it happens to me lol.

    You know you are ex muslim when you are talking to your new non muslim friends, and you see your old sunnah brothers coming your way, you just talk to your friends and pretend like the brothers don't even exist, you don't even make eye contact, and you try to avoid them as much as possible.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #349 - November 11, 2010, 06:54 AM
    i bet the sunnah brothers are not following the sunnah and spreading tonnes of gossip about you Huh??
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #350 - November 11, 2010, 01:44 PM
     Cheesy

    By the way does all your sunnah brother's know about your apostasy?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #351 - November 11, 2010, 03:15 PM
    Quote from: muddy on November 11, 2010, 01:44 PM
    Cheesy

    By the way does all your sunnah brother's know about your apostasy?


    Hell no lol. Those are the last people on earth I would tell. I try to ignore them as much as possible. When they give me salams, I just say whatever hey, and make an exucse that I have class.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #352 - November 11, 2010, 05:43 PM
    When you get accused by DH of having Islamesque tendencies.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #353 - November 11, 2010, 05:47 PM
     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #354 - November 11, 2010, 06:22 PM
    I know I'm an ex-muslim when I couldn't do shalat anymore, I used to have this bad feeling if I missed it when I was a muslim
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #355 - November 11, 2010, 06:44 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you reluctantly pray (eg on Eid) and whilst sitting down you realise you can't put your right foot as vertically as you used to.
    .
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #356 - November 11, 2010, 07:39 PM
    lol - true - it hurts me knee even ... :(
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #357 - November 11, 2010, 07:54 PM
    ..when you bend down on all fours to do salat, and you take a deep breath for fear of whiffing the sweaty foot smell from the carpet
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #358 - November 11, 2010, 07:56 PM
    You know you're an ex-muslim when you force yourself to laugh at a Muslim's jokes...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #359 - November 11, 2010, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 11, 2010, 07:54 PM
    ..when you bend down on all fours to do salat, and you take a deep breath for fear of whiffing the sweaty foot smell from the carpet


    Oh the memories...
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