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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #360 - November 11, 2010, 08:21 PM

When you hope you'll find more ex-Muslims in your family and life and for the numbers to go beyond the tipping point threshold.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #361 - November 11, 2010, 08:23 PM

You know you're an ex muslim when you become truly obsessed with Islam

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #362 - November 11, 2010, 08:25 PM

When you actually read the qur'an in a language you can understand...
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Reply #363 - November 11, 2010, 08:28 PM

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #364 - November 11, 2010, 08:30 PM

When you no longer need to hide your stash of booze and weed from your family.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #365 - November 11, 2010, 08:31 PM

.. when you fap with a guilt-free conscience

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #366 - November 11, 2010, 08:36 PM

Quote from: IsLame on November 11, 2010, 08:31 PM
.. when you fap with a guilt-free conscience

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqEknAtyQQ#t=4m23s

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #367 - November 11, 2010, 08:44 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 11, 2010, 08:25 PM
When you actually read the qur'an in a language you can understand...

Which is a big point not to be taken lightly in terms of mindless meme-passing and the effort put into the religion which reinforces the faith.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #368 - November 12, 2010, 07:31 PM

Quote from: HighOctane on November 11, 2010, 07:39 PM
lol - true - it hurts me knee even ... :(

agreed !! its always hurt my knees and even the ankles.

why do Muslims have to do such a strenuous stupid task ? couldn't we just sit and pray ? damn Mohammad.

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Reply #369 - November 12, 2010, 07:35 PM

Salah is hardly stenuous. It involves very basic movements. Have you heard idiots like Zakir Naik trying to promote the health benefits of offering salah?

Why couldn't Muhammad encourage something really beneficial like... yoga?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #370 - November 12, 2010, 07:56 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 11, 2010, 07:56 PM
You know you're an ex-muslim when you force yourself to laugh at a Muslim's jokes...

Muslim jokes? Can you please elaborate on that one, because in my experience, most Muslims do not have a sense of humor.

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Reply #371 - November 12, 2010, 08:02 PM

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Reply #372 - November 13, 2010, 02:21 AM

jokes that are often dirty or offensive to either jews or women ,or just weird like this one ::

this guy was walking in the forest and he saw a thin wrinkled somali , he picked up the guy and put him against a tree after that he said praise ALLAH this is ALLAH's grace (food)

it's very funny in arabic though
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #373 - November 13, 2010, 03:15 AM

I guess you have to be there.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #374 - November 14, 2010, 01:34 PM

You know you're an ex-muslim when your friend comes to brag about how he is going for Hajj pilgrimage, thinking that you will get jealous and envy him, instead you are inside your head. because he is going to waste his hard earn currency and his time.

you know you're an ex-muslim, when you are glad that you dont need to perform Hajj again

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #375 - November 14, 2010, 03:36 PM

^^^My family and I have never been on pilgrimage - one consequence of our relatively low family household income, which I fully appreciate and am thankful for.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #376 - November 14, 2010, 05:54 PM

When you look at the photos of millions of people praying at Masjid al-Haram towards the Kabaa and think, "Blimey".

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #377 - November 14, 2010, 06:04 PM

I don't think I have ever uttered the word blimey, not even with my inside voice.
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Reply #378 - November 14, 2010, 06:22 PM

Okay, fine, any form of express to communicate one's surprise, excitement, or alarm.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #379 - November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM

Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #380 - November 15, 2010, 01:15 PM

Do you mind if I ask whether it was consensual or forceful?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #381 - November 15, 2010, 04:01 PM

Quote from: Pharaoh on November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM
Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

Explain!

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Reply #382 - November 15, 2010, 11:27 PM

Quote from: Pharaoh on November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM
Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

You trolling us?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #383 - November 16, 2010, 12:35 PM

Quote from: Pharaoh on November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM
Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #384 - November 19, 2010, 10:30 PM

^fucking goats in your dreams doesn't count
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Reply #385 - November 20, 2010, 12:14 AM

Quote from: Pharaoh on November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM
Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

Is your arse still sore at times?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #386 - November 20, 2010, 03:41 AM

Quote from: Pharaoh on November 15, 2010, 08:30 AM
Lol I ate pork as a Muslim, but than again, I lost my virginity when I was 7. Fucked up life I have

what a retard

Iv seen some of your post i find you extremely hilarious

Jay z wanna be

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #387 - November 28, 2010, 05:33 PM

You know you're an ex-Muslim when you catch yourself sympathizing with default Muslim political positions.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #388 - November 29, 2010, 01:00 AM

You know you're an ex muslim when......

You only want to read the nice parts of the Qur'an.
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Reply #389 - November 29, 2010, 02:08 AM

you know you are an ex muslim when you hear someone say, "Allah is a wanker"
and you LYAOOO

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