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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #420 - December 14, 2010, 07:13 PM
    you know when your an ex muslim when you swear more than usual because you have the freedom to !!!!!!!
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #421 - December 15, 2010, 02:07 PM
    Quote from: luftazure on December 12, 2010, 12:48 PM
    Wow hassan I feel that way about the Quran too. Some of it is really decent poetry all the same!


    Yes, I think few would deny that some parts of the Qur'an are quite linguistically beautiful.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #422 - December 15, 2010, 02:10 PM
    They say some of the Quranic poetry had been inherited from the prevalent pagan cultures.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #423 - December 15, 2010, 02:20 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 15, 2010, 02:10 PM
    They say some of the Quranic poetry had been inherited from the prevalent pagan cultures.


    Well of course the Qur'an is a product of a human mind influenced by his context. That doesn't mean some parts cannot be beautiful.

    Nor does saying some parts are beautiful mean "God did it!"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #424 - December 15, 2010, 02:23 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on December 15, 2010, 02:20 PM
    Well of course the Qur'an is definitely a product of it's human context. That doesn't mean some parts cannot be beautiful.

    Nor does saying some parts are beautiful mean "God did it!"


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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #425 - December 15, 2010, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on December 15, 2010, 02:20 PM
    Well of course the Qur'an is a product of a human mind influenced by his context. That doesn't mean some parts cannot be beautiful.

    Nor does saying some parts are beautiful mean "God did it!"

    I am yet to find this beautiful poetry - is it non-translatable?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #426 - December 15, 2010, 02:56 PM
    All the muslims would jump up high and down to tell you that surah-e-rahman is beautiful, uroos-ul-quran and what not..
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #427 - December 15, 2010, 02:59 PM
    But here I am talking about the perspective objective observer -  Is the poetry of Quran anything of reckoning?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #428 - December 15, 2010, 03:01 PM
    Think like a caveman who never heard of any songs in his life. Smiley
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #429 - December 15, 2010, 03:17 PM
    Shouldnt be too hard, I already think like a caveman  Afro
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #430 - December 15, 2010, 03:43 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 15, 2010, 02:48 PM
    I am yet to find this beautiful poetry - is it non-translatable?


    Well I guess it's subjective matter rather than whether it can be translated.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #431 - December 15, 2010, 06:22 PM
    I read in Tafsir Qurtubi how the 'poetry' of the Qur'an is unparalleled, and it went on to say that it's all prefect and brilliant and how every surah is of the exact same perfect quality, and yet within practically the same sentence it said that the surahs Qaf and Zumar were particularly excellent.

    'Yeah, it's all equally perfect and inimitable, but surah Qaf and Zumar are especially perfect and inimitable.'

     wacko
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #432 - December 15, 2010, 07:55 PM
    my favourite surahs as a muslim were Mulk and hadeed :( my fave ayah was in surah al hadeed "Has not the time come for the hearts of those who believe (in the Oneness of Allâh - Islâmic Monotheism) to be affected by Allâh's Reminder (this Qur'ân), and that which has been revealed of the truth, lest they become as those who received the Scripture [the Taurât (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel)] before (i.e. Jews and Christians), and the term was prolonged for them and so their hearts were hardened? And many of them were Fâsiqûn (the rebellious, the disobedient to Allâh)." loooool used the salafi translation . Its rare that you come across a nice written ayah in the Quran , the rest is just too repetitive , deep down I used to believe that but thought shaythan was obviously putting thoughts in my head .I think Muhammed and the poet that helped him write it should have at least consulted each other properly before telling the rest of mankind , now everyone knows hes a bullshiter !
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #433 - December 15, 2010, 08:11 PM
    When you watch the following and you laugh so hard you
    almost pmp!    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohg5NDRk5bw

    This one I had on my siggy when I first came here
    but its a classic! LMAOOOOO
    WARNING!  He bends his fingers and toes!  oo00oo00oo!
    Scary shit! BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #434 - December 15, 2010, 08:12 PM
    laughing so hard forgot to post it  Cheesy Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVEdKjirXvg&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #435 - December 15, 2010, 08:39 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on December 15, 2010, 08:11 PM
    WARNING!  He bends his fingers and toes!  oo00oo00oo!


    OMG, I read that as put his fingers and toes in a blender  wacko

    I was kind disappointed when I found out.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #436 - December 16, 2010, 12:26 AM
    oh dear, Ive been sexist, haven't I?  Okay
    here's a woman.  This one wins!   Cheesy Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7vPkSUK5Fo&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #437 - December 16, 2010, 12:35 AM
    Astagfirullah! He's touching her head! Haram!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #438 - December 16, 2010, 12:35 AM
    Wrong thread J&T
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #439 - December 16, 2010, 12:59 AM
    oops! Wrong one (although THAT one is ftw)
    here are the ladies lol   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbrccbBzAU&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #440 - December 16, 2010, 01:01 AM
    Muddy.. I had meant that these videos may have scared
    the shit outa me in another life lol.  Wrong thread?  Should
    they have gone on funny youtube clips?  Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #441 - December 16, 2010, 01:02 AM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on December 16, 2010, 12:59 AM
    oops! Wrong one (although THAT one is ftw)
    here are the ladies lol   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Wait, you mean the person in the video before isn't a lady?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #442 - December 16, 2010, 01:15 AM
    nope, it was a dude!  BAHAHAHAHAH!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #443 - December 16, 2010, 01:26 AM
    D:

    YOU TRICKED ME!





    ....do you think we should stop going off topic?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #444 - December 17, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 09, 2008, 09:35 AM


    You read more religious stuff than any of your friends.


    You turn every conversation into a "did you know mohammed this, and did you know mohammed that" scene.

    You finally understand the israel/palestine situation.



    LOL this is a revelation from above, cuz it is sooo damn true.
    I remember me telling my friend about Mo marrying Ashia at the age of 6 or 9. He was like yeah, sigh, I know and then he was  lipsrsealed
    And I actually 'used to read alot of islamic stuff, but now, whenever i reread them, I go OMG how did I believe in these stuff.
    <AliIsAli>: in ur sharia law, am i to be killed???
    <ghutlu>: Yes sure sure u should 4 firstly Being Ex muslim
     <ghutlu>:  for leaving ISLAM
     <AliIsAli>: would u kill me if u saw me?
     <ghutlu>: yes surely
     <AliIsAli>: :(
     <ghutlu>: by the way gay is just a mental problem
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #445 - January 08, 2011, 07:24 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you end up reading this entire thread on a Saturday night (clicking your way through every sig and link) and derive intense pleasure from doing so.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #446 - January 10, 2011, 03:49 PM
    ^^ Cheesy
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #447 - January 15, 2011, 08:02 AM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you talking to a devout Muslim makes you want to snap.
    Quote from: billy on February 13, 2011, 02:13 PM
    "And lo, verily hath they spoken, not one of this tribe, upon whom these entreaties were beseeched for the Lord, could giveth a shit."


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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #448 - January 16, 2011, 05:19 AM
    just a warning: if you do that it sometimes takes a while for it to go into effect. so don't post anything right away without testing it out first. I test it by putting a friend who i don't actually intend on leaving in the group in the group and having them tell me what they can see.
    so far in the closet (religion wise) that I can see narnia from here.

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #449 - January 16, 2011, 06:14 AM
    I love this thread Smiley

    You know you are an ex-muslim
    *when you forget to run and put on a scarf when male guests show up....
    *you stop acting all sweet and pious in front of your moms and dads friends....
    *somebody asks when the asr prayer is and you quickly bring out your phone and google it pretending you arent sure of the exact minute it starts
    *you have to catch yourself before you defend jews, homosexuals, and females in an argument with muslims present.
    *your opposite sex best friend knows which people you need to avoid (certain hijabis) and will even avoid all hijabis Cheesy
    *whenever you pray you do it without wudu.
    *whenever you fast you still drink water
    * whenever a non muslim asks what your religion is you say most muslims think im muslim but im really agnostic
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
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