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  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     OP - January 25, 2009, 01:42 PM
    Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
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    Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

    Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

    'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,'  Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

    'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

    'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.

    Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

    Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #1 - January 25, 2009, 01:58 PM
    So!  Are they going to mete out punishment on the rogue goat according to Shari'ah?  I'm sure he'll make a nice goat stew for the local police.  aloofandbored0
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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #2 - January 25, 2009, 07:43 PM
    Monty Python could do a great trial scene for this. The goat could get done for contempt of court for refusing to answer questions. ;'D
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  • Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery
     Reply #3 - January 26, 2009, 08:25 AM
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    Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

    Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

    "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

    "They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

    "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

    Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

    Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


    http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/01/24/2473591.htm

    Here's a photo of the suspect.



    He looks very  guilty to me....
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  • Re: Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery
     Reply #4 - January 26, 2009, 08:28 AM
    I swear I thought someone posted this before you... (';.)
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery
     Reply #5 - January 26, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Damn.  That's what comes of starting threads before breakfast.  Luckily I can use my mod superpowers to merge threads.  Thanx awais.

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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #6 - January 26, 2009, 08:32 AM
    np cheetah
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #7 - January 26, 2009, 10:18 AM
    Heh. If you look at the photos, those goats are different!  I reckon the black & white one is the scapegoat.
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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #8 - January 26, 2009, 10:55 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 26, 2009, 10:18 AM
    Heh. If you look at the photos, those goats are different!  I reckon the black & white one is the scapegoat.


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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #9 - January 26, 2009, 01:46 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I shouldn't have read this thread whilst tipsy...
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #10 - January 28, 2009, 10:15 PM
     re. different photos   - the dastardly goat has obviously used his powers to transform himself again
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #11 - January 28, 2009, 10:54 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #12 - January 28, 2009, 10:56 PM
    Isn't this the same country where men were freaking out thinking someone had stole their willies?
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #13 - January 29, 2009, 06:01 AM
    Yup. That's the one. You have to wonder what they put in the water over there.
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  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #14 - January 29, 2009, 06:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on January 29, 2009, 06:01 AM
    Yup. That's the one. You have to wonder what they put in the water over there.


    I'm guessing lead  Wink
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #15 - January 29, 2009, 06:06 AM
    Quote from: Buster on January 29, 2009, 06:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on January 29, 2009, 06:01 AM
    Yup. That's the one. You have to wonder what they put in the water over there.


    I'm guessing lead  Wink


    I was thinking LSD.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #16 - January 29, 2009, 06:51 AM
    It must be something strong, whatever it is.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #17 - January 29, 2009, 09:52 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on January 29, 2009, 06:51 AM
    It must be something strong, whatever it is.


    a supernatural belief system?
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  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #18 - December 21, 2015, 02:24 PM
    So, any thoughts from our new members?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #19 - December 21, 2015, 02:41 PM
    I wonder what they did to that poor goat :(

    But what evidence did they use to support this??? After all, that would mean that technically any animal could be a criminal Animagus  015
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #20 - December 21, 2015, 02:56 PM
    Animagus' are haram.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #21 - December 21, 2015, 02:57 PM
    I practice halal magic.
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #22 - December 21, 2015, 03:16 PM
    Didn't Zakir Naik say it's halal for a man to fuck a goat so long as you kill it after?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #23 - December 21, 2015, 03:26 PM
    Heard that he said that. I would need to see the source that shows him saying that before believing it though, as much as I dislike the guy.
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #24 - December 21, 2015, 06:45 PM
    So what happened to the goat?
    Was it ever convicted?
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #25 - December 22, 2015, 02:52 AM
    Way I heard it, the goat seduced the copper watching him and got him to unlock the cell for a bit of fun. Goat grabs the gun, shoots the copper, legs it out the door. Now he's on the lamb and every goat in the country is under suspicion. Don't these people realise how much more sense it makes that after turning into a goat, as soon as he's free he turns into a dragon and flies away? Be in England now I bet, claiming benefits. When will the government stop welcoming these foreign shape-shifting criminals into the country, putting them up in mansions paid for with my tax money. Bastards. finmad
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #26 - December 22, 2015, 03:23 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #27 - December 22, 2015, 06:10 AM
    Not sure which story is worse, that police in Nigeria arrests goats for armed robbery or that witches in Swaziland can't fly brooms above 150 meters (for security reasons),or they'll be fined/arrested.
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #28 - December 22, 2015, 11:27 AM
    Quote from: Skywalker on December 22, 2015, 06:10 AM
    Not sure which story is worse, that police in Nigeria arrests goats for armed robbery or that witches in Swaziland can't fly brooms above 150 meters (for security reasons),or they'll be fined/arrested.

    both stories are better than the stories I read in these links Skywalker

    Quote
    Lebanese TV psychic could be beheaded for witchcraft in Sauds Sand land _November 2, 2007
    Woman convicted of WITCHCRAFT is beheaded under Islam's Sharia Law _Dec 13 2011]
    On Oct 30 2011 a Sudanese man was beheaded by the Saudi government for being a wizard
    On Dec 13 2011 a 60 year old woman was executed for practicing sorcery and witchcraft.



    2,097 murders between 2000 and 2012 in India —363 of them in Jharkhand, show national records

    Thousands of women, accused of sorcery, tortured and executed in Indian witch hunts_ July 21, 2014

    ‘Witch’ killings haunt India’s remote villages_SEPTEMBER 20, 2015

    Five women branded witches, killed in Jharkhand_Aug 8, 2015 -

    “Thou shalt not allow a sorceress to live” ..........(Exodus, 22:18),
     “sorcerers amongst you must be put to death” .........(Leviticus, 20:27).      

    That is god's words...Fucking gods, god, allah has no power infront of witches..
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    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
     Reply #29 - December 22, 2015, 11:46 AM
    Quote from: Skywalker on December 22, 2015, 06:10 AM
    witches in Swaziland can't fly brooms above 150 meters (for security reasons),or they'll be fined/arrested.

    Jesus Christ I just looked that up. How do people like that even exist?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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