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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #30 - May 06, 2009, 06:30 PM


    Yeah its me and ma baby niece, Ive been told I look like a kid in this lol x Im gonna go change it right now. Oh, and yeah ive been told twice today that I shouldnt put ma pic up coz some crazy muslim might come kill me.. Buh i dont care much. lol x


    I've got to say, well done to you for putting your picture up. Very brave of you. I know I wouldn't even fucking dare. So do your family know what you believe or is it still hush hush?


    The only real muslim in my family was ma Dad, and hes dead, so....  My Brother, eldest, still thinks he's hardcore Dawat-e-Islami buh he parties hard and loves his women so who gives a fuck what he thinks??


    Thats cool. At least you are not really answerable to anyone making it quite easy for you to be yourself. I have decided that I am not going to turn around and say "I am not a muslim" as if I was coming out, as it is not really very constructive (I have a massive family and if I said that, there would be huge besti for my family!). But I am just going to live my life in the way I do!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #31 - May 06, 2009, 06:32 PM

    Dawat-e-Islami hardcore? them dumbasses in green attire! lol


    They are barelvis. And they are idiots. Thinking that if they wear a green turban, people will think they are more religious than if they wear a white turban or a hat! Go to Alum Rock in Birmingham! You can't move for green turbans!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #32 - May 06, 2009, 06:47 PM

    aliadiere, thats pretty much what i do.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #33 - May 06, 2009, 06:48 PM

    what? you wear a green turban so that people think that you are more religious?

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #34 - May 06, 2009, 06:57 PM

    what? you wear a green turban so that people think that you are more religious?


    I did used to wear it, I liked dressing up, in some kind of a uniform, even in school I used to love wearing my uniform correctly. I don't wear the attire anymore though.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #35 - May 06, 2009, 08:27 PM

    Dawat-e-Islami hardcore? them dumbasses in green attire! lol


    They are barelvis. And they are idiots. Thinking that if they wear a green turban, people will think they are more religious than if they wear a white turban or a hat! Go to Alum Rock in Birmingham! You can't move for green turbans!


    Funny that, when i go to Alum Rock all i see are badboy wannabe paki dudes, thinkin they are black, tryna look hott in their hired mercedes asking me for ma number???
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #36 - May 06, 2009, 08:29 PM

    Dawat-e-Islami hardcore? them dumbasses in green attire! lol


    They are barelvis. And they are idiots. Thinking that if they wear a green turban, people will think they are more religious than if they wear a white turban or a hat! Go to Alum Rock in Birmingham! You can't move for green turbans!


    Funny that, when i go to Alum Rock all i see are badboy wannabe paki dudes, thinkin they are black, tryna look hott in their hired mercedes asking me for ma number???


    Lol. I know what you mean. You see the green turban lot as well though. Have you also noticed on Alum Rock Road, how they just sit in their hired cars and drive up and down the road all day?! Have they got nothing better to do?!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #37 - May 06, 2009, 08:33 PM

    Dawat-e-Islami hardcore? them dumbasses in green attire! lol


    They are barelvis. And they are idiots. Thinking that if they wear a green turban, people will think they are more religious than if they wear a white turban or a hat! Go to Alum Rock in Birmingham! You can't move for green turbans!


    Funny that, when i go to Alum Rock all i see are badboy wannabe paki dudes, thinkin they are black, tryna look hott in their hired mercedes asking me for ma number???


    Lol. I know what you mean. You see the green turban lot as well though. Have you also noticed on Alum Rock Road, how they just sit in their hired cars and drive up and down the road all day?! Have they got nothing better to do?!


    Yeah, ive noticed that. I actually fink it insulting when they ask for ma number, like.. As fukin if!!!
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #38 - May 06, 2009, 08:43 PM


    Yeah, ive noticed that. I actually fink it insulting when they ask for ma number, like.. As fukin if!!!


    Don't worry, its not just you! Anything with breasts will get the same treatment! They are just really typical, desperate bros.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #39 - May 06, 2009, 08:44 PM


    Yeah, ive noticed that. I actually fink it insulting when they ask for ma number, like.. As fukin if!!!


    Don't worry, its not just you! Anything with breasts will get the same treatment! They are just really typical, desperate bros.


    DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!! I FAWT IT WAS JUST ME!!!  Cry lol
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #40 - May 06, 2009, 08:45 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #41 - May 06, 2009, 08:47 PM


    DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!! I FAWT IT WAS JUST ME!!!  Cry lol


    Sorry, I must have been mistaken! It is just you! Roll Eyes

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #42 - May 06, 2009, 08:51 PM


    DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!! I FAWT IT WAS JUST ME!!!  Cry lol


    Sorry, I must have been mistaken! It is just you! Roll Eyes


    Hehehe x
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #43 - May 06, 2009, 08:58 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #44 - May 06, 2009, 09:01 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #45 - May 06, 2009, 09:06 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #46 - May 06, 2009, 09:09 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??


    I did used to, it was not that I could not pull, but I was just interested in sex, now I am looking for something a little more meaningful.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #47 - May 06, 2009, 09:11 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??


    I did used to, it was not that I could not pull, but I was just interested in sex, now I am looking for something a little more meaningful.


    Yeah I think thats what your wifey is there 4??
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #48 - May 06, 2009, 09:13 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??


    I did used to, it was not that I could not pull, but I was just interested in sex, now I am looking for something a little more meaningful.


    Yeah I think thats what your wifey is there 4??


    Well, my wife I don't think she would mind. As long as I come home to her, and in any case I will not see her until like 2010.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #49 - May 06, 2009, 09:15 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??


    I did used to, it was not that I could not pull, but I was just interested in sex, now I am looking for something a little more meaningful.


    Yeah I think thats what your wifey is there 4??


    Well, my wife I don't think she would mind. As long as I come home to her, and in any case I will not see her until like 2010.


    Pffff!
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #50 - May 06, 2009, 09:19 PM

    Yeah it is depressing to see Pakis imitating blacks, for example I have problems around my city everyone think they are thugs and gangsters, and sometimes laugh at me. For example was at a bar, and some paki lads were trying to impress some chicks, I was sitting there just thinking how stupid they look - so I went out for a cig, and these girls also came out to have a cig and said hello to me, and thought I was actually Spanish or something, I told them I am a Pakistani and they thought I was having a laugh with them.


    I always find it really embarresing when you see these asian lads try to pull a girl by shouting abuse at them! Its like what you used to do when you were ten years old!


    Yeah, I find it easily to pull women if you say something smart, and if she does not understand it then she's probably not worth your time. I also don't like women who play-hard to get.


    Is that why u use escorts??


    I did used to, it was not that I could not pull, but I was just interested in sex, now I am looking for something a little more meaningful.


    Yeah I think thats what your wifey is there 4??


    Well, my wife I don't think she would mind. As long as I come home to her, and in any case I will not see her until like 2010.


    Pffff!


    I've never cheated on my wife, in fact its only after she has been hinting at me, that she would not mind if I had a girlfriend if I am depressed, and need someone to share a moment with. In fact I posted a gumtree at back in Jan:

    and I specifically said I am not interested in sex:

    http://bradford.gumtree.com/bradford/69/33802369.html
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #51 - May 06, 2009, 09:23 PM

    Get a fucking life Rizwan, your pissing me off now.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #52 - May 06, 2009, 09:25 PM

    Get a fucking life Rizwan, your pissing me off now.


    What do you mean? I don't see what the problem is really.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #53 - May 06, 2009, 09:29 PM

    Get a fucking life Rizwan, your pissing me off now.


    What do you mean? I don't see what the problem is really.


    Your just being a dumb ass. Your not like that. stop making yourself look like a dick.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #54 - May 06, 2009, 09:31 PM

    Get a fucking life Rizwan, your pissing me off now.


    What do you mean? I don't see what the problem is really.


    Your just being a dumb ass. Your not like that. stop making yourself look like a dick.


    Well actually you are right, I never posted that ad thinking I was going to get anywhere. I was just feeling shit and had to get my mind off things, the thread was clearly a joke.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #55 - May 06, 2009, 09:37 PM

    Get a fucking life Rizwan, your pissing me off now.


    What do you mean? I don't see what the problem is really.


    Your just being a dumb ass. Your not like that. stop making yourself look like a dick.


    Well actually you are right, I never posted that ad thinking I was going to get anywhere. I was just feeling shit and had to get my mind off things, the thread was clearly a joke.


    No, thats the thing with you tho, it wasnt a joke. And if it was a joke you wouldnt have gone so far as to post a link to the add o gum tree just to prove a point. Your a much nicer person when your not being a div
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #56 - May 07, 2009, 10:28 AM

    There will be no jealousy in Heaven.
     
    If your wife makes it there, then she can remain with you, provided you two were lovers in this life.

    Otherwise, she can would get a handsome hunk as a new husband forever. A real man.

    I think she might be given to someone who had loved her in this life. A secret admirer, who couldnt get her in this life.

    God is to Merciful to everyone. Everyone who is heading there.

    The rest of you will a big stick up shoved up while your ass is on fire.


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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #57 - May 07, 2009, 10:31 AM

    There will be no jealousy in Heaven.
     
    If your wife makes it there, then she can remain with you, provided you two were lovers in this life.

    Otherwise, she can would get a handsome hunk as a new husband forever. A real man.

    I think she might be given to someone who had loved her in this life. A secret admirer, who couldnt get her in this life.

    God is to Merciful to everyone. Everyone who is heading there.

    The rest of you will a big stick up shoved up while your ass is on fire.




    Of course you can not prove from any of the islamic texts that anything you said above is even true.  Roll Eyes

    There are no hadiths that talk of women getting a hunk of a man, or a secret admirer. 


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #58 - May 07, 2009, 10:32 AM

    The rest of you will a big stick up shoved up while your ass is on fire.

    How do you know- who told you?

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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #59 - May 07, 2009, 10:40 AM

    There will be no jealousy in Heaven.
     
    If your wife makes it there, then she can remain with you, provided you two were lovers in this life.

    Otherwise, she can would get a handsome hunk as a new husband forever. A real man.

    I think she might be given to someone who had loved her in this life. A secret admirer, who couldnt get her in this life.

    God is to Merciful to everyone. Everyone who is heading there.

    The rest of you will a big stick up shoved up while your ass is on fire.





    LMFAO xx hehehehehe
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