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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #30 - March 09, 2010, 11:51 PM
    Quote from: Zebedee on March 09, 2010, 02:36 PM
    Hadith Qudsi 39:

    On the authority of Abu Sa'id al-Khudri (may Allah be pleased with him), who said that the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said:

    Paradise and Hell-fire disputed together, and Hell-fire said: In me are the mighty and the haughty. Paradise said: In me are the weak and the poor. So Allah judged between them, [saying]: You are Paradise, My mercy; through you I show mercy to those I wish. And you are Hell-fire, My punishment; through you I punish those I wish, and it is incumbent upon Me that each of you shall have its fill.



    What the..!?!? And who made it incumbent??
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #31 - March 09, 2010, 11:53 PM
    Quote from: billy on March 09, 2010, 11:49 PM
    No - Allah and Mo acting like a pair of clowns  bunny

    (actually that's not fair....Laurel & Hardy are loveable and sweet natured)

    Well, you get the point, amidst the horrors, there is a lot of unintentional comedy.




    Just think how hilarious a Muslim version of the "Life of Brian" would be. Mo and his rag tag band of imbecile thugs. Like a mix between Monty Pythons Crusade and Blackadder, it would be fantastic. Islam is chock full of comedy material.

    Too bad anyone attempting such a thing would probably die.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #32 - March 10, 2010, 12:08 AM

    Iblis, there was a documentary on Channel 4 a couple of years back and they interviewed an Imam called Sheikh Ibrahim Mogra about apostacy. Anyway, it was put to him that a recent poll of British Muslims found 36% of them supported the death penalty for apostates. The presenter read out the statistics and Shaykh Mogra started fidgeting, the eyes of the world on him, the camera turning, the blood rushed from his face. The presenter asked him, "What do you think about these findings, they are shocking aren't they?"

    Obviously accustomed to thinking on his feet in front of kuffar, he replied,

    "Well, look at the bright side. It could be worse. It could have been 60% or 90%"

     Grin

    I just wanted to put my arms around him, and I thought exactly that, this guy belongs in a Monty Python film about Islam

    (this is our hero on the left, doing inter-faith love-in with a Christian, who doesn't have a flock of worshippers who think those who leave his flock should be put to death)



    A jolly chap, isn't he, just the fit for a comedy romp about Islam  Afro


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #33 - March 10, 2010, 09:47 AM
    I am actually thinking of drawing a cartoon of this and post it in deviantART.com!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #34 - March 10, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: Homer on March 09, 2010, 06:27 PM
    actually, isnt that in the quran? Sura 54


    1: The Hour/Resurrection neared/approached, and the moon split/cracked/cut open* .
    2. And if they see an evidence/sign* they oppose/turn away* , and they say: "Continuous magic/sorcery."
    3. And they lied/denied* , and they followed their self attractions for desires, and each/every matter/affair (is)
    settled/established* .
    4. And had (E) come to them from the information/news what in it (is) prevention/deterrence*

    Well, it certainly says 2 things doesn't it?  It says
    A: "The hour" neared - past tense
    B: The moon split/cut/cracked open - past tense

    Of course the explanation for this is that it is a "poetic past tense" - bollocks.

    I haven't got to Sura 54 yet, still only up to about 43, but by the time I get there I will certainly make a video taking the piss out of this one Smiley
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #35 - March 10, 2010, 12:47 PM
    Moe actually meant Judgement day was near then? Because people kept asking when is the hour gonna happen.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #36 - March 10, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on March 10, 2010, 12:47 PM
    Moe actually meant Judgement day was near then? Because people kept asking when is the hour gonna happen.


    Throughout the Quran he repeats "Maybe it is closer than you think".
    And then this verse says that it approached.

    It's amazing how easy it is for a "prophet" to continue even after he predicts the end of the world and nothing happens.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGhwvpsNTPg (Not available in the UK)
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #37 - March 10, 2010, 03:06 PM
    I would almost call it divine will that Mo did not know when he was gonna die, he died not collecting the Quran or appointing a clear successor. He thought he would recover and then croaked.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #38 - March 10, 2010, 03:35 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 10, 2010, 09:47 AM
    I am actually thinking of drawing a cartoon of this and post it in deviantART.com!


    Do it. I've always visualized that talking rock in cartoon format.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #39 - March 10, 2010, 03:41 PM
    If you do, then please, please PLEASE make the jew look like this

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #40 - March 10, 2010, 03:54 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #41 - March 10, 2010, 04:10 PM
    Isn't anybody worried about the trees?  they are going to talk too.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #42 - March 10, 2010, 04:11 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

     dance

    Hahahah yeah thats true, the end times will see loads of talking trees and rocks.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #43 - March 10, 2010, 04:14 PM
     Grin @ berbs
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #44 - March 10, 2010, 04:16 PM
    The end of times is actually The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #45 - March 10, 2010, 04:17 PM




    G'day. Hey, Muslim mate, there's only a few bloody Jews hiding here behind me, fair dinkum, mate.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #46 - March 10, 2010, 04:17 PM
     grin12  Good to see my artwork is appreciated at times.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #47 - March 10, 2010, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 10, 2010, 04:17 PM
    grin12  Good to see my artwork is appreciated at times.


    The artwork was shit, but I appreciated the humour Smiley
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #48 - March 10, 2010, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on March 10, 2010, 04:20 PM
    The artwork was shit, but I appreciated the humour Smiley


    That works too.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #49 - March 10, 2010, 04:22 PM
    ..
    Attached image is missing * jew-bwa-ha-ha[1].gif (13.18 KB, 501x585 - viewed 320 times.)
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #50 - March 10, 2010, 04:25 PM

    Someone do Woody Allen, Bob Dylan, Barbra Streisand and other great Jews we love hiding behind a rock, then being chased by Islamic Rage Boys and Burqa clad storm-troopers.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #51 - March 10, 2010, 04:27 PM
    Maybe someone with better paintshop skills lol as I have none, a speech bubble and text is my limit.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #52 - March 10, 2010, 04:29 PM
    Quote from: billy on March 10, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Someone do Woody Allen, Bob Dylan, Barbra Streisand and other great Jews we love hiding behind a rock, then being chased by Islamic Rage Boys and Burqa clad storm-troopers.

    Can we have them running away like in a Benny-Hill sketch?
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #53 - March 10, 2010, 05:16 PM
    I wonder if one could get a fatwa on:
    "The rock in my garden says it won't inform me if a Jew were hiding behind it - is it an infidel, and if so what should I do?"
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #54 - March 10, 2010, 05:34 PM
     Cheesy Go for it  Afro
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #55 - March 10, 2010, 08:08 PM
    Ooh, a cartoon would be great. We need more hadith cartoons Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #56 - March 10, 2010, 08:15 PM
    we need to find a quick & easy programme to do cartoons.  Then COEM could totally own all the apostate stuff on youtube..  and we would start of with Life of Brian (the Musalman version)
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  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #57 - March 11, 2010, 07:47 AM
    Quote from: billy on March 10, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Someone do Woody Allen, Bob Dylan, Barbra Streisand and other great Jews we love hiding behind a rock, then being chased by Islamic Rage Boys and Burqa clad storm-troopers.




    OH WOW, Woody Allen would be great... I can almost see it now...him trying to talk his way out of it, as he's being chased by the Mahdi or something

    quick clip of some funny woody allen:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nxp07vM_r0&feature=related
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #58 - March 11, 2010, 07:48 AM
    Why dont one of you guys write to NonStampCollector

    he does pretty good videos, maybe one of you can work with him on one
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Talking Rock
     Reply #59 - March 11, 2010, 07:49 AM
    Quote from: Homer on March 11, 2010, 07:48 AM
    Why dont one of you guys write to NonStampCollector

    he does pretty good videos, maybe one of you can work with him on one


    This. This.
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