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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #900 - December 07, 2010, 05:22 AM
    I'm so bored...I wish i was drunk.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #901 - December 09, 2010, 06:14 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on December 07, 2010, 04:28 AM
    ^ Aw Iraqi!  I thought you were gonna tell him off!!  You should've!  I would have been so turned on... Kiss.


    Are you also a chick?  Huh?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #902 - December 09, 2010, 06:14 PM
    She's a desi chick.  Cry
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #903 - December 09, 2010, 06:27 PM
    it just occurred to me after reading some posts that i have no interesting stories of Boys and drunken nights now !
    i'm merely sipping on wine (lots of wine) while i wait for my friends whom i will meet up with in a near city  for some beer /or coffee ( i think beer)

    What's ur favorite thing to do when drinking ?
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #904 - December 09, 2010, 06:29 PM
    I get drunk on my own in my bedroom. Oh no wait! I have my teddies with me  Roll Eyes
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #905 - December 09, 2010, 06:37 PM
    I once got so drunk that I went into the bar bathroom to piss but forgot to take my cock out. By the time I realized my mistake, there was piss all down the front of my khakis. Thinking quickly, I took my pint of beer, which I had carried in with me and placed on the urinal, and splashed it down the front of my pants. When I emerged and saw my friend and the girls we were with I told them some drunk guy bumped into me in the bathroom, causing me to spill my beer all over myself, then quickly concocted an excuse to leave. A few minutes later, on the walk to the T, I decided it would be fun to hop over a stone wall, which on my side was only a couple of feet. I soon discovered that the other side was a 6 foot drop, and I injured my knee, palm and wrist in the process.

    THE END
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #906 - December 09, 2010, 06:52 PM
    LOL @ Qman.

    the only thing i can think of now is  being drunk on weekend and trying to save money so instead of taking a cab home i rode my bicycle back home and needless to say bumped into a pole .


    oh and going over this guys house i had a crush on ...while watching friends i puked all over his table ...he didn't take it very well Smiley
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #907 - December 09, 2010, 06:56 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 06:52 PM
    oh and going over this guys house i had a crush on ...while watching friends i puked all over his table ...he didn't take it very well Smiley


     Cheesy

    I once got this girl home from a bar and pretty much as soon as she got naked I puked. She said "Well, this has done wonders for my self-esteem", got dressed, and biked home at 3 in the morning. But she still kept in touch, asked me out again, and next time I saw her I made sure not to get so drunk.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #908 - December 09, 2010, 07:05 PM
    Went to Hong Kong a few years back, and got wasted on booze.  Went back to my appartment with my friend.  We had twin beds which we were both so drunk that we just fell into them.  I got up in the middle of the night for a wee.  It was dark & I was shit faced.  Remembered it was left, then right , then left to the toilet.  Followed those directions, unzipped, and let it all out.

    My mate asked what I was doing.  I looked and noticed I was pissing over him & his bed.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #909 - December 09, 2010, 07:11 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 06:27 PM
    it just occurred to me after reading some posts that i have no interesting stories of Boys and drunken nights now !
    i'm merely sipping on wine (lots of wine) while i wait for my friends whom i will meet up with in a near city  for some beer /or coffee ( i think beer)

    What's ur favorite thing to do when drinking ?


    Well I can always fix the no guys situation, plus you have quite fair skin anyway. I mean you are a lovely attractive person. Just pm me whatever.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #910 - December 09, 2010, 07:17 PM


    i had yet another crush on this half Norwegian half Iranian guy . we hook up in town and go back to his place (his mom's place)
    we get it on and i can't remember everything that night ( booze and weed)
    a few days later im at this Xmas dinner hosted by my boss who is a married lesbian . she wants to make a speech and surely with my luck she mentions how she gets home the other night with her wife and checks on her stepson to find ME BUTT NEKED!
    my colleagues found it hilarious , Me at the time = reached for my wine glass.



    LOL @ Islame
    i once tried to pee in a urinal drunk. i reached Cheesy  i think..
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #911 - December 09, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2010, 07:11 PM
    Well I can always fix the no guys situation, plus you have quite fair skin anyway. I mean you are a lovely attractive person. Just pm me whatever.


    KING TUT , been meaning to ask ...u got a foot fetish?? grin12
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #912 - December 09, 2010, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 06:27 PM
    it just occurred to me after reading some posts that i have no interesting stories of Boys and drunken nights



    Fuckin liar.  grin12 ...

    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 07:17 PM

    i had yet another crush on this half Norwegian half Iranian guy . we hook up in town and go back to his place (his mom's place)
    we get it on and i can't remember everything that night ( booze and weed)
    a few days later im at this Xmas dinner hosted by my boss who is a married lesbian . she wants to make a speech and surely with my luck she mentions how she gets home the other night with her wife and checks on her stepson to find ME BUTT NEKED!
    my colleagues found it hilarious , Me at the time = reached for my wine glass.

    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #913 - December 09, 2010, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on December 09, 2010, 06:29 PM
    I get drunk on my own in my bedroom. Oh no wait! I have my teddies with me  Roll Eyes


    i have a santa teddy bear. we checked under his pants . he has a mini dick  grin12



    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #914 - December 09, 2010, 07:33 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on December 09, 2010, 07:22 PM

    Fuckin liar.  grin12 ...



    I said NOW! that was 30 minutes ago ...my memory has served me well in the past 30 minutes . grin12
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #915 - December 09, 2010, 07:36 PM
    Once got so drunk with my cousins in Pakistan, they decided to get guns out, and start to fire guns, we started doing this, just shooting in the air, and we accidentally shot the electricity generator for our village, and ended up knocking the power out.

    At the time, we thought it was so funny, until at night we had no A/C and the mosquitoes were biting fuck, and it was hot.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #916 - December 09, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 07:19 PM
    KING TUT , been meaning to ask ...u got a foot fetish?? grin12


    Yeah I have a massive foot fetish.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #917 - December 09, 2010, 07:40 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2010, 07:36 PM
    Once got so drunk with my cousins in Pakistan, they decided to get guns out, and start to fire guns, we started doing this, just shooting in the air, and we accidentally shot the electricity generator for our village, and ended up knocking the power out.

    At the time, we thought it was so funny, until at night we had no A/C and the mosquitoes were biting fuck, and it was hot.

    that is so ghetto  Cheesy
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #918 - December 09, 2010, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Yeah I have a massive foot fetish.


    had i been a man , i would have a foot fetish , too .
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #919 - December 09, 2010, 07:59 PM
    Some women find that strange. I once had a girlfriend, she was Hijabi and she had really nice feet really sexy, I used to be a Muslim back then I think, it was my college days. She never wanted to have sex but I would give blow-jobs to be, one day I just decided to ask her, and I said to her I want a foot-job, and basically she was reluctant at first but eventually agreed, and that was the best feeling in my life. Until years later when I had sex.

    I just want to lick them suck the toes, be dominated by a woman's feet etc, etc.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #920 - December 09, 2010, 08:19 PM
    they better be really good looking feet i order for me to think about sucking them.

    id go as far as checking them out . my ex had feminine looking feet and i remember thinking (back when i called myself a muslim) that they looked nice  .
    im very picky about feet . they have to clean with smooth skin. otherwise i won't touch them with a ten foot pole.
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #921 - December 09, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 07:40 PM
    that is so ghetto  Cheesy


    There's nothing wrong with getting drunk and shooting guns.  Embarrassed
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #922 - December 09, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Depends on what you're shooting at.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #923 - December 09, 2010, 08:31 PM
    You're in Texas-- we all know you guys shoot cans down there.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #924 - December 09, 2010, 08:40 PM
    Bottles and coyote too.  we don't shoot in the air till new years or cowboy super bowl win though.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #925 - December 09, 2010, 09:52 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on December 09, 2010, 08:19 PM
    they better be really good looking feet i order for me to think about sucking them.

    id go as far as checking them out . my ex had feminine looking feet and i remember thinking (back when i called myself a muslim) that they looked nice  .
    im very picky about feet . they have to clean with smooth skin. otherwise i won't touch them with a ten foot pole.


    Same with me, I like those really sexy clean cute feet.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #926 - December 09, 2010, 09:59 PM
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #927 - December 09, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on December 09, 2010, 08:40 PM
    Bottles and coyote too.  we don't shoot in the air till new years or cowboy super bowl win though.


    This is how we Punjabi Pakis do it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXi9u0nRUU&feature=related
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #928 - December 09, 2010, 10:14 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on December 09, 2010, 08:40 PM
    Bottles and coyote too.  we don't shoot in the air till new years or cowboy super bowl win though.


    I meant Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #929 - December 09, 2010, 10:27 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRp-8l9-P3g
    Quote from: FreeSoul007 on January 14, 2011, 05:00 AM
    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

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