You know you're an ex muslim when......

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #781 - September 10, 2011, 03:18 AM

Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on September 06, 2011, 04:15 AM

... say shahada
(make an intro thread on the forum)
perform salaat
(bow before your keyboard believing that there's no forum like the forum)
do sawm
(postpone a meal because you're too busy having good time with the kafirs)
give zakaat
(wish you had an extra million in your account so you can donate some of it to the forum)
go on a Hajj
(visit a library, brothel, pub or an atheist convention according to your means whilst remembering 'zikr' the forum)

@thread
when you smile when you find out one of your old religious friends isn't a pious as she was before *evil laugh*

"its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #783 - September 10, 2011, 06:07 AM

When you feel free as go past a mosque

Little Fly, Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

I too dance and drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

Therefore I am a happy fly,
If I live or if I die.

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #785 - September 11, 2011, 11:23 AM

When you tease your prude cousins with your demonic words and images into their heads Grin

, just to try and open them up so that they can let good of their correctness.

They are asleep waiting to be awakened whistling2

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

"No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #787 - September 21, 2011, 06:55 PM

well ex muslim and ex christian..

when somebody dies, and you no longer know what the fuck to do.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #789 - September 23, 2011, 08:38 PM

You panic if a muslim stranger asks you if you are a muslim.
Yes, of course but I would panic because I will be more afraid if he will ask me ARE YOU WAHABI OR SUNNI OR SHIITE ?!? I'LL KILL U IF U AINT THE MUSLIM I WANT U TO BE!''

You read more religious stuff than any of your friends.
Are you implying nonreligious people don't read books of other religions? Isn't it more like a religious person is more interested in a religion, than a person with no religion at all? Everyone reads books, regardless of race or religion, however the only thing that counts is your degree and intelligence.

You are trying pork out for the first time in like forever.
I was in Turkey once and I have seen non-hijabis and their husbands/boyfriends eating pork and even drinking the al Alcohol. Also, most ex-muslims will not eat pork, I think. You have been raised without eating pork, so you will adopt that manner later on the future. But if you do eat pork...good for you! It's delicious, tasting like human meat and somehow a rocky smell! yum yum yum.

You turn every conversation into a "did you know mohammed this, and did you know mohammed that" scene.
Duh, because every person hates Islam, so everyone is attacking it.

You look at hijabis and feel sad.
Because they at the end go to heaven and you know 100% for sure you are and will go to hell. Just kiddin' you both will go to hell, regardless of hijab or nakedness.

You finally understand the israel/palestine situation.
No, you don't, unless you hate them both.

You finally own a mini skirt or two.
Of course our Muslim women wear mini-skirts, as long if they wear a burqa. Also, you want to become a human not a slut. So dress like one. HELL NO, sluts and Muslims are not humans.

(think of more to add) Tongue
- You know you're an ex Muslim, when you want attention and the whole world is against you, and you feel ashamed you were coming from the most hated religion(I'm happy you can't change your Arabness)
- You know you're an ex Muslim, when you're a Muslim convert divorcing your Muslim husband/wife.

Here I write my life about Muslims ruining my life because I am against their bad deeds: http://www.angrymuslimman.tumblr.com/

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Reply #791 - September 23, 2011, 08:47 PM

^

But why do you feel amused about this? Do you have autism? Only autistic people would feel amused about something unfunny.

Here I write my life about Muslims ruining my life because I am against their bad deeds: http://www.angrymuslimman.tumblr.com/

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Reply #793 - September 23, 2011, 09:34 PM

Walahi using this emoticon...shame on you piggy

the only emoticon I like here is this piggy piggy

because we all are one piggy

Here I write my life about Muslims ruining my life because I am against their bad deeds: http://www.angrymuslimman.tumblr.com/

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Reply #795 - September 23, 2011, 09:40 PM

Pig can eat parrot alive with hair and bone just like lion does to bunny, except the dancing bunny bunny

Here I write my life about Muslims ruining my life because I am against their bad deeds: http://www.angrymuslimman.tumblr.com/

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #797 - September 26, 2011, 10:50 AM

When you parents keep bringing Islamic books for you to read hoping you might change.

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

"No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #799 - September 26, 2011, 06:52 PM

Quote from: harakaat on September 26, 2011, 12:48 PM

When your dad asks your mom to stop talking to you about Islamic books because "Don't fall into his trap!"

Ah, you slinking whisperer, you! Afro

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #801 - September 26, 2011, 10:12 PM

Hahaha, shubbayk lubbayk, al jinni bayna yadayk Tongue

(It's this fancy thing Arab jinns in Arabian Nights say that basically means "The executer of thy wishes I am, the implementer of thy desires I am -- the Djinni, in thy hands I am!")

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #803 - September 30, 2011, 06:53 PM

…or because ex–muslim does not automatically = atheist.

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Reply #805 - September 30, 2011, 07:11 PM

On this forum, it seems like you're either an agnostic atheist, a non-labelist, or a pantheist. Haven't seen any deists/generic theists/converts to other religions.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد

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Reply #807 - September 30, 2011, 08:00 PM

You know you're an ex-Muslim when Sunbul to you is like Aisha to Moe -- precocious, sexy, and you die when she's 17.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد

Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......

Reply #809 - October 01, 2011, 01:10 PM

When your brother tells you that you are going through a phase for being an atheist Cheesy

Sometimes i wish he should just shut up because the more he keeps opening his mouth, the more im losing my respect for him for being older than me

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

"No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin

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