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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #720 - August 08, 2011, 05:51 AM
    When you take a sip of water during the day in Ramadan not because you're thirsty, but as a matter of principle.

    You also jack off even if you're not horny.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #721 - August 09, 2011, 12:30 AM
    Quote from: harakaat on August 08, 2011, 05:51 AM
    You also jack off even if you're not horny.


    Lol nice.  Cheesy

    How's it feel, by the way?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #722 - August 09, 2011, 12:42 AM
    *insert creepy face*
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #723 - August 11, 2011, 08:03 PM
    You start thinking in CEMB posts... or is that just me? >.>
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #724 - August 11, 2011, 08:21 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on August 11, 2011, 08:03 PM
    You start thinking in CEMB posts... or is that just me? >.>


    I don't even know what this would entail, but frankly the prospect slightly disturbs me.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #725 - August 11, 2011, 09:03 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 09, 2011, 12:30 AM
    Lol nice.  Cheesy

    How's it feel, by the way?


    Haha Tongue

    It feels meh until the orgasm. Which usually feels amazing because you've been trying so hard.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #726 - August 11, 2011, 09:04 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on August 11, 2011, 08:03 PM
    You start thinking in CEMB posts... or is that just me? >.>

    No, it isn't just you.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #727 - August 11, 2011, 09:06 PM
    ^Good, I was starting to get worried... surely that can't be healthy.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #728 - August 12, 2011, 10:47 PM
    Had another CEMB dream last night.

    Some alim was pimping his freshly completed tafseer at the local mosque, so me, dustie, peppermint tits, and billy (as Clint Eastwood) raid his Q/A session and ask him endless questions on 4:34. One of the most lulzy dreams I've had in a while.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #729 - August 12, 2011, 10:53 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 12, 2011, 10:47 PM
    and billy (as Clint Eastwood)

    I imagined him as Liam Neeson.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #730 - August 13, 2011, 07:18 PM
    When you're CEMBing while you're supposed to be praying. whistling2
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #731 - August 13, 2011, 08:41 PM
    ...and, when you actually do get around to praying, you make up your own surahs.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #732 - August 13, 2011, 09:09 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 12, 2011, 10:53 PM
    I imagined him as Liam Neeson.


    Its either that person on his avatar or a wise old pakistani that has a hair like einstein with a white moustache. But i prefer the former.

    @sunbul: in case you wrote one surah, can i have a copy? whistling2
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #733 - August 13, 2011, 09:17 PM
    I just invented it during maghrib, I haven't written it down yet. Tongue
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #734 - August 13, 2011, 09:35 PM
    Ok,still waiting to be written down though Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #735 - August 13, 2011, 09:54 PM
    Are you sure? Most of it's about Lady GaGa...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #736 - August 13, 2011, 10:09 PM
    I play "Alejandro" and "Starstruck" in my car stereo whistling2
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #737 - August 13, 2011, 10:11 PM
    ...Fine then.

    I'll probably forget it by tomorrow though. >.>
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #738 - August 13, 2011, 10:24 PM
    Grin
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #739 - August 13, 2011, 10:33 PM
    Can you tell I'm just making up excuses 'cause I'm lazy?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #740 - August 13, 2011, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on August 13, 2011, 08:41 PM
    you make up your own surahs.


     Cheesy
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #741 - August 13, 2011, 10:35 PM
     Narcissist
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #742 - August 13, 2011, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on August 13, 2011, 10:33 PM
    Can you tell I'm just making up excuses 'cause I'm lazy?


    Kinda whistling2
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #743 - August 13, 2011, 10:37 PM
    It actually was mostly about Lady GaGa, though. dance
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #744 - August 14, 2011, 02:02 AM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on August 13, 2011, 09:09 PM
    wise old pakistani that has a hair like einstein with a white moustache.


    I know someone like that. A professor. Incredibly wise. Calls himself a Muslim Buddhist atheist.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #745 - August 14, 2011, 03:42 AM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on August 13, 2011, 09:09 PM
    wise old pakistani that has a hair like einstein with a white moustache.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #746 - August 14, 2011, 08:24 AM
    when you hope really hard (substitute for prayer  Tongue) that other muslims are ex or are on their way to becoming so. for their own sake.

    it's funny because muslims really hope we come back to islam, when we hope they leave it.  Tongue
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #747 - August 14, 2011, 04:42 PM
    Quote from: Nilly on July 18, 2011, 12:50 PM
    As soon as someone talks about Islam and gets all self righteous, you automatically roll your eyes without thinking and then a split second later question yourself: "shit did they just see that?"


    Cheesy Yesterday my mom recited a verse from Quran in the middle of a discussion with the family. I started laughing and I couldn't stop. I was playing ps3,so she probably thought the laugh was because of the game.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #748 - August 14, 2011, 04:56 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 14, 2011, 03:42 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Just a little bit close but that will do Afro
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #749 - August 16, 2011, 09:34 PM
    When you have speed-praying down to an art.
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